Blood Bath!

Jim: Welcome fans, to another edition of P.C.W. Friday Night Blood Bath. I am your host Jim Been, along with my collegues, Jack Danheils and Bud Wheiser.
Jack: That's right folks, and we are live from Atlanta, Georgia.
Bud: Fans, we have some important news in store for you. We were just notified by the office personall that the P.C.W. was given a two hour time block. Which means, that we can now give you twice the Blood Bath action as before.
Jack: But first, let's start things off with the lovely Blood Bath Babes.
(The girls come down to do an exotic dance routine. The crowd cheers frantically as they return to the locker rooms.)
Jim: (Remembering from last week.) Biology class? Oh, now I get it.
Jack: Do what? What did you get?
Jim: The joke from last week; about the Biology class.
Bud: And you just NOW got the joke!?!
Jim: That was a funny joke.
(Jack and Bud just stare at Jim.)
Jim: What?
Bud: Let's just go to the ring where our ring announcer, Harlie Davidson is waiting for us.

Val Venus vs. Cricket
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 from Las Vegas, a member of NWO, Inc., Val Venus!!! (crowd cheers)
(Val passes out some hoes to the announcers.)
Harlie: And his opponent, weighing in at 225 from Fresno, CA, Cricket!!! (crowd cheers)
(Val Venus grabs Cricket's arm and strikes his elbow. Cricket checks out the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Val Venus runs and tackles Cricket. Val Venus punches him in the head. Val Venus covers Cricket hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 Cricket kicks out. Cricket is up again. Cricket kicks Val Venus in the stomach. Cricket rolls onto Val Venus connecting with a knee. Val Venus moves back to his feet. Val Venus shoulder tackles Cricket. Val Venus gets back to his feet. Cricket stands up. Cricket forearm smashes Val Venus. ]

Jim Been: What a forearm smash by Cricket.

(Cricket uses a closed fist on Val Venus. Val Venus piledrives Cricket head first into the mat.)

Jim Been: Has this been a great match or what?
Bud Wheiser: Damn right.

(Val Venus fist drops Cricket on the mat. Val Venus gets up. Cricket climbs to his feet. Cricket runs and tackles Val Venus. Cricket punches him in the head. Cricket grabs Val Venus and applies an arm wrench. Cricket goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 Val Venus kicks out.)

Jack Danheils: He should have just stayed on the attack.

(Val Venus moves back to his feet. Val Venus delivers a kick to the head of Cricket. Val Venus grabs Cricket and applies an arm wrench. Now Cricket is standing. Cricket executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Val Venus. Val Venus climbs to his feet.)

Jack Danheils: Cricket is doing quite well at this point in the match.
Bud Wheiser: Yeah, but can he keep up the offence.

(Cricket tackles Val Venus. Cricket kicks Val Venus in the head. Val Venus delivers a short-arm clothesline to Cricket.)

Jim Been: Cricket takes a Short-arm clothesline and goes down hard.

(Cricket gets back to his feet. Val Venus forearm smashes Cricket. Cricket delivers a low blow to Val Venus. Val Venus moves back to his feet. Val Venus lifts Cricket and delivers a back breaker. Val Venus covers Cricket. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Cricket escapes. Now Cricket is standing. Val Venus puts Cricket in the Mandible claw!! Earl Hebner asks Cricket if he quits. ... Cricket is fighting the hold. ... ... Val Venus breaks the hold.)

Jim Been: OHHHHHHH So close!!!
Bud Wheiser: And yet, so far!!!

(Val Venus sends Cricket to the ringside area.)

Jim Been: My God! Cricket could be killed! They've moved to the ringside, and there's weapons there!!
Jack: So...
Bud: Gee, I wonder who would put the weapons there.
Jack: Darn, I have NO idea of who would do such a thing.
(Jack and Bud laugh, as they High-Five each other.)

(Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Val Venus picks up a microphone cable and chokes Cricket with it. (..2) Val Venus delivers a low blow to Cricket. Cricket moves back to his feet. (...3) Val Venus uses a closed fist on Cricket. (....4) Val Venus kicks Cricket in the back of the leg. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Val Venus and Cricket move back to the ringside. Val Venus and Cricket move back into the ring. Val Venus stomps Cricket's head. Val Venus covers Cricket. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Cricket kicks out.)

Jack Danheils: Val Venus should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
Bud Wheiser: He should of continued in kicking Cricket's ass.

(Cricket is up again. Val Venus reverse DDT's Cricket's head into the mat. Val Venus and Cricket go to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Val Venus picks up a Steel chair and swings it at Cricket. Cricket is bleeding badly.)

Jack Danheils: The ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.
Jim Been: That's why they call it a Blood Bath.
Jack: Wow! You just figured that out. Good job, Jim. Your mommy would be proud.
Bud: Val Venus continues with the offense.

(Val Venus rolls onto Cricket connecting with a knee. Val Venus uses a closed fist on Cricket. Val Venus takes Cricket into the ring. Val Venus uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Cricket is down. Val Venus stomps Cricket's head. Val Venus executes the Money Shot on Cricket. Val Venus covers Cricket. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3)

Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Val Venus!!! (crowd cheers)

Bud Wheiser: Fans, we go now to a commercial break. But please stay tuned for more P.C.W. Blood Bath action live from Atlanta, Georgia.

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(Blood Bath Babes do a seductive dance routine. The camera then zooms in on the announcing booth, as the girls head back to the locker room).

Jack: Welcome back fans. We take you to the ring now with more P.C.W. Blood Bath action.

Archangel vs. Kaptain Kool
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match for the North American title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 310 from a Heaven on Earth, he holds the North American title belt, Archangel!!! (crowd cheers)
("This means War" by Petra plays as Archangel enters the ring.)
Jack: Wait a minute. Who's that?
(Kaptain Kool runs down to attack Archangel from behind. Kaptain Kool swings a chair at Archangel. Archangel goes down. Archangel then grabs Kool's leg and flips him. Archangel then rips off Kool's mask to reveal Molech.)
Bud: It's Molech, from the Deamonic Empire!

(Molech throws some powder into Archangel's eyes, as he runs back to the locker room. Then, the REAL Kaptain Kool comes out.)

Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 280 from Memphis, TN, Kaptain Kool!!! (crowd cheers)

("Tear Da Club Up" plays as Kaptain Kool enters. Archangel checks his boots, and tries to remove the podwer from his eyes. Kaptain Kool grabs Archangel's arm and strikes his elbow. (ring, ring, ring) Archangel kicks Kaptain Kool in the head. Archangel stomps Kaptain Kool's head. Kaptain Kool climbs to his feet. Kaptain Kool slaps the face of Archangel. Kaptain Kool stands up. Kaptain Kool forearm smashes Archangel. Kaptain Kool delivers a short-arm clothesline to Archangel. Kaptain Kool knees Archangel and rolls back to his feet. Archangel moves back to his feet. Archangel flips Kaptain Kool to the mat. Archangel puts Kaptain Kool in a reverse chin lock. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Kaptain Kool trys to escape. ... ... Kaptain Kool trys to escape. ... Kaptain Kool escapes.)
Jim Been: We almost had a winner.
Bud: Archangel should have gone for The Crucifix.

(Archangel gives Kaptain Kool a crotch chop. Archangel covers Kaptain Kool. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Kaptain Kool escapes. )

Jack Danheils: OHHHHHHH So close!!!

(Archangel puts Kaptain Kool in a reverse chin lock. The referee is checking the situation. ... Kaptain Kool trys to escape. ... Kaptain Kool is fighting the hold. ... Kaptain Kool is fighting the hold. Archangel breaks the hold. Archangel drags Kaptain Kool to the floor.)

Jim Been: Kaptain Kool is much safer at ringside. Archangel can't get a pin there.
Bud: You think?

(Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Archangel picks up a chair and throws it at Kaptain Kool. )

Jack Danheils: The ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.
Bud: Maybe we should hold up a blood drive.

(Kaptain Kool lifts Archangel into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Kaptain Kool is back on his feet. (..2) Kaptain Kool picks up a microphone cable and chokes Archangel with it. (...3) Archangel shoulder tackles Kaptain Kool. (....4) Archangel rolls onto Kaptain Kool connecting with a knee. (.....5) Archangel and Kaptain Kool move back into the ring. Archangel fist drops Kaptain Kool on the mat. Archangel gets back to his feet. Archangel rolls onto Kaptain Kool connecting with a knee. Kaptain Kool is back on his feet. Archangel tackles and begins punching Kaptain Kool. Archangel measures Kaptain Kool up and drops a closed fist. Archangel stands up. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Kaptain Kool takes Archangel down. Archangel stands up. Archangel uses a closed fist on Kaptain Kool. Kaptain Kool tackles Archangel and pummels his head. Archangel moves back to his feet. Archangel takes Kaptain Kool down with a knee. Kaptain Kool climbs to his feet. Archangel drives a forearm into the head of Kaptain Kool. Kaptain Kool flips Archangel to the mat. Kaptain Kool applies a boston crab to Archangel. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... (AHHHH!)! ... Archangel is fighting the hold. Kaptain Kool breaks the hold. Kaptain Kool sends Archangel to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Archangel delivers a short-arm clothesline to Kaptain Kool. (...3) Kaptain Kool takes Archangel down with a knee. (....4) Archangel tackles and begins punching Kaptain Kool. Kaptain Kool is up again. (.....5) Kaptain Kool takes Archangel into the ring. Kaptain Kool tackles Archangel. Archangel stands up. Archangel short-arm clotheslines Kaptain Kool to the mat. Archangel kicks Kaptain Kool on the mat. Archangel rolls onto Kaptain Kool connecting with a knee. Archangel fist drops Kaptain Kool on the mat. Archangel gets back to his feet. Archangel covers Kaptain Kool. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Kaptain Kool escapes. Kaptain Kool climbs to his feet. Kaptain Kool goes for a Standing Piledriver but Archangel dodges the attack. Archangel is put in the Mandible Claw by Archangel. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Ka! ptain Kool tightens the hold. ... Archangel trys to escape. ... Archangel escapes.)

Jim Been: Kaptain Kool almost won the match!

(Kaptain Kool sends Archangel to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Kaptain Kool kicks Archangel in the back of the leg. (...3) Kaptain Kool applies an arm wrench to Archangel. (....4) Kaptain Kool fist drops Archangel on the floor. Kaptain Kool is back on his feet. Archangel gets up. (.....5) Archangel and Kaptain Kool move back into the ring. Archangel forearm smashes Kaptain Kool. Archangel tackles Kaptain Kool to the mat. Archangel is up again. Archangel covers Kaptain Kool. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Kaptain Kool kicks out. Kaptain Kool moves back to his feet. Archangel kicks Kaptain Kool in the head. Kaptain Kool is back on his feet. Kaptain Kool body slams Archangel.)

Jim Been: What an outstanding match!
Bud: Time for a beer run.
Jack: Don't forget to get me one.

(Archangel piledrives Kaptain Kool head first into the mat. Kaptain Kool gets up. Archangel and Kaptain Kool go to the floor.)

Jack Danheils: If Kaptain Kool or Archangel could get a weapon it would change the course of this match.

(Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Archangel vertical suplexes Kaptain Kool to the floor. Now Archangel is standing. Archangel and Kaptain Kool move back into the ring. Archangel kicks Kaptain Kool on the mat. Archangel chokes Kaptain Kool. Archangel leg drops the throat of Kaptain Kool. Kaptain Kool moves back to his feet. Archangel side slams Kaptain Kool. Archangel stands up. Archangel goes for The Crucifix. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Kaptain Kool is fighting the hold. ... Archangel tightens the hold. ... Archangel tightens the hold. ... Kaptain Kool is fighting the hold. ... Kaptain Kool trys to escape. ... Kaptain Kool is fighting the hold. ... ... Archangel tightens the hold. ... ... Archangel tightens the hold. Kaptain Kool taps out. )

Jack Danheils: Archangel has won the match!

Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, and still the North American champion, Archangel!!!
Jim: Fans, we go now to a commercial break. Please stay tuned for our second hour of P.C.W. Friday Night Blood Bath.

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Jack Danheils: Welcome back fans. We go now to the ring for our next bout.
Molech vs. Jack Schitt
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 255, from New York, New York, a member of Jobbers R' Us, Jack Schitt!!! (crowd boos)

("The House that Jack Built" by Metallica plays as Jack Schitt enters the ring.)

Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 320, a member of Demonic Empire, Molech!!! (crowd cheers)

("Du Hast Mich" by Rammestein plays. A bolt of lightning hits the center of the ring as Molech appears. The crowd goes wild. Jack Schitt tries to submit, but Molech tries to attack. The ref then sends the two to their corners. Jack Schitt checks his boots. Molech strikes Jack Schitt in the elbow. (the bell rings) Jack Schitt kicks Molech in the stomach. Now Molech is standing. Molech tackles Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt lifts Molech into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. The "Jack Schitt sucks" chants start in the crowd. Now Jack Schitt standing. Jack Schitt knees Molech and rolls back to his feet. Jack Schitt uses a closed fist on Molech. Jack Schitt tackles and begins punching Molech. Molech grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Molech drags Jack Schitt to the floor. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Molech executes a piledriver on Jack Schitt. (..2) )

Jim: Jack Schitt could use some help about now. Are you enjoying this match?
Bud: It ain't my fault that Jack Schitt sucks.

(Molech punches Jack Schitt. Molech knees Jack Schitt and rolls back to his feet. Molech and Jack Schitt move back into the ring. Molech measures Jack Schitt up and drops a closed fist. Molech gives Jack Schitt a crotch chop. The "Jack Schitt sucks" chant continues. Molech executes the Sacrifice on Jack Schitt. Molech covers Jack Schitt. Nick Pattrick counts. ...1 ...2 ...3)

Jack Danheils: We've got ourselves a winner!

Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Molech!!!
Jim: Wait a minute! What's this!

(The Deamonic Empire enters the ring and starts beating Jack Schitt. Asherah then rips open Jack Schitt's wrestling outfit with her dagger. Abaddon holds down Jack, as Molech carves a pentagram into Jack's chest with Asherah's dagger. The crowd goes wild. Satan then raises his hand. The ring then errupts with fire as the Deamonic Empire vanishes.)

Bud: Fans we take you to another Commercial Break as we take Jack Schitt to our peramedics.

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Jack Danhiels: Welcome back fans. Joined with us now at the announcing booth is P.C.W. wrestler, Revelation.
Revelation: Thanks, Jack. We go to the ring now for my good buddy Cleric's match.

Cleric vs. Rey Misterio Jr
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match for the World Lightweight title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215 from San Diego, Rey Misterio Jr!!! (crowd cheers)
(Rey Misterio Jr comes to the ring.)

Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 210 from Cimmeria, a member of NWO, Inc., he holds the World Lightweight title belt, Cleric!!! (crowd cheers!!!)

Revelation: Let's go Cleric. Kick some Ass!

("Walk on Water" by Ozzy Osbourne plays as Cleric enters the ring. Rey Misterio Jr checks out the ring. Cleric checks his boots. (ring, ring, ring) Rey Misterio Jr runs and tackles Cleric. Rey Misterio Jr punches him in the head. Cleric runs and tackles Rey Misterio Jr. Cleric punches him in the head. Cleric measures Rey Misterio Jr up and drops a closed fist. Cleric is up again. Cleric covers Rey Misterio Jr hooking the leg. Referee Nick Pattrick makes the count. ...1 ...2 Rey Misterio Jr kicks out.)

Jim Been: He should have just stayed on the attack.
Revelation: Don't worry. Cleric knows what he's doing.

(Rey Misterio Jr moves back to his feet. Rey Misterio Jr forearm smashes Cleric. Rey Misterio Jr kicks Cleric in the stomach. Cleric stands up. Cleric goes for a Side slam but Rey Misterio Jr dodges the attack. Cleric and Rey Misterio Jr go to the floor. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Cleric picks up a microphone cable and chokes Rey Misterio Jr with it. Cleric lifts Rey Misterio Jr and delivers a back breaker. (..2) Cleric picks up a the ring bell and hits Rey Misterio Jr. Rey Misterio Jr is bleeding.)

Jack Danheils: This is how wrestling should be!
Revelation: That aint no lie!

(Rey Misterio Jr is back on his feet. (...3) Rey Misterio Jr uses a closed fist on Cleric. (....4) Cleric forearm smashes Rey Misterio Jr. (.....5) Rey Misterio Jr takes Cleric into the ring. Rey Misterio Jr takes Cleric off his feet with a short-arm clothesline. Rey Misterio Jr stomps Cleric's head. Cleric stands up. Cleric kicks Rey Misterio Jr in the head. Rey Misterio Jr tackles Cleric. Rey Misterio Jr climbs to his feet. Cleric trys for a Body Slam but Rey Misterio Jr avoids it. Cleric sends Rey Misterio Jr to ringside. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) (..2) Cleric connects with a low blow. Rey Misterio Jr goes down. (...3) Cleric delivers a short-arm clothesline to Rey Misterio Jr. (....4) Cleric uses a closed fist on Rey Misterio Jr. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Cleric and Rey Misterio Jr move back to ringside. Cleric and Rey Misterio Jr move back into the ring. Cleric takes Rey Misterio Jr down with a knee. Cleric knees Rey Misterio Jr and rolls back to his feet. Rey Misterio Jr is up again. Cleric uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Rey Misterio Jr is down. Cleric executes a piledriver on Rey Misterio Jr. Cleric slaps Rey Misterio Jr in the face. Cleric moves back to his feet. Rey Misterio Jr uses a closed fist on Cleric. Cleric kicks Rey Misterio Jr in the stomach. Cleric covers Rey Misterio Jr. Nick Pattrick counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Rey Misterio Jr escapes. Rey Misterio Jr is up again. Rey Misterio Jr runs and tackles Cleric. Rey Misterio Jr punches him in the head. Rey Misterio Jr fist drops Cleric on the mat. Rey Misterio Jr is back on his feet. Cleric is up again. Cleric executes a reverse DDT on Rey Misterio Jr.)

Jim Been: Cleric is taking it to Rey Misterio Jr.
Revelation: I told you Cleric knows what he's doing.

(Cleric stomps Rey Misterio Jr. Cleric dives head first into Rey Misterio Jr. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Cleric takes Rey Misterio Jr down. Cleric looks Rey Misterio Jr in the face and gives him the Middle finger. Cleric puts Rey Misterio Jr in The Twist of Magik. Referee Nick Pattrick is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... Rey Misterio Jr trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... Rey Misterio Jr taps out.)

Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, and still World Lightweight champion, Cleric!!!

Revelation: See, what did I tell ya?
Bud: Fans, we go now to a Commercial Break. But stay tuned for our final bout. Then we will find out who Fireball's mystery opponent will be.

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Jim: And we are back. Let's find out who is Fireball's mystery opponent.
Fireball vs. ????
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 from St. Louis, a member of Demonic Empire, Fireball!!! (crowd cheers)

("Hells Bells" plays as Fireball walks to the ring escorted by Asherah.)

Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 225 is known only as... (crowd goes wild)

Jack Danheils: What the hell! It's Roddy Piper! The P.C.W.'s assistant president. Don't tell me he's the mystery opponent!
Bud: It appears so. After what they did to him last week, it looks as if he's going for a little pay-back.

(Piper walks to the ring. Nick Pattrick is the referee for this contest. Fireball checks out the ring. Piper checks his boots. (ring, ring, ring) Fireball runs and tackles Piper. Fireball punches him in the head. Piper climbs to his feet. Fireball connects with a flying knee. Piper goes down. Fireball fist drops Piper on the mat. Now Fireball is standing. Piper gets up. Piper executes a reverse DDT on Fireball.)

Jim Been: Fireball really felt that Reverse DDT!
Bud: Piper is really dishing it out.
Jack: Remind me not to go into his office when he's in a bad mood. OK?

(Piper sends Fireball to ringside. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Piper picks up a chair and throws it at Fireball.)

Jack Danheils: Piper is going medieval on Fireball!

((..2) Piper rolls onto Fireball connecting with a knee. (...3) Piper drives a forearm into the head of Fireball. (....4) Fireball low blows Piper. (.....5) Fireball takes Piper into the ring. Fireball grabs Piper and applies an arm wrench. Piper gets up. Piper tackles Fireball and pummels his head. Fireball stands up. Piper connects with a flying knee. Fireball goes down. Piper applies an arm wrench to Fireball. Piper stomps Fireball. Fireball is up again. Piper tackles Fireball to the mat. Piper is back on his feet. Fireball gets up. Fireball lifts Piper into the air and delivers a spine buster. Piper climbs to his feet. Piper uses a closed fist on Fireball.)

Jim: Fireball takes a punch.
Bud: More likely one grade A ass-whipping from one Mr. Roddy Piper.

(Piper slaps the face of Fireball. Piper kicks Fireball in the stomach. Fireball kicks Piper in the head. Fireball stomps Piper's head. Fireball knees Piper and rolls back to his feet. Fireball applies an arm wrench to Piper. Fireball knees Piper and rolls back to his feet. Piper goes for a Spinning Neck-Breaker but Fireball dodges the attack. Fireball is put in the Mandible Claw by Piper. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... Piper breaks the hold.)

Jack Danheils: That was almost the end of the match right there!
Bud: Piper sure knows what he's doing.

(Fireball goes for a Body Slam but Piper dodges the attack. Piper is put in the Mandible Claw by Fireball. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Piper trys to escape. Fireball breaks the hold. Piper lifts Fireball up and drops him on the mat. Fireball gets back to his feet. Piper short-arm clotheslines Fireball to the mat. Piper measures Fireball up and drops a closed fist. Piper gets back to his feet. Fireball is up again. Fireball kicks Piper in the stomach. Piper gets back to his feet. Piper kicks Fireball in the head. Piper measures Fireball up and drops a closed fist. Piper moves back to his feet. Piper rolls onto Fireball connecting with a knee. Piper kicks Fireball on the mat. Fireball is back on his feet. Fireball grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Now Piper is standing. Fireball trys for a Side slam but Piper avoids it. Piper is put in the Mandible Claw by Fireball. Nick Pattrick asks Piper if he quits. ... Piper is fighting the hold. ... Fireball tightens the hold. ... Piper is fighting the hold. ... Piper is fighting the hold. Piper escapes.)

Jim Been: Damn! This is a good match!
Bud: No shit!

(Fireball and Piper go to the floor Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) (..2) Fireball slaps Piper in the face. Fireball gets back to his feet. (...3) Piper delivers a low blow to Fireball. Now Fireball standing. (....4) Fireball takes Piper off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Piper stands up. (.....5) Piper takes Fireball into the ring. Piper connects with a flying knee. Fireball goes down. Fireball moves back to his feet. Piper connects with a low blow. Fireball goes down. Fireball moves back to his feet. Fireball goes for a Reverse DDT but Piper dodges the attack.)

Jack Danheils: Whoever thinks that this match kicks ass, give me an "Ah, Hell Yeah".
Bud, Jack, & Jim: Ah, Hell Yeah!

(Fireball drives a forearm into Piper. Fireball runs and tackles Piper. Fireball punches him in the head. Piper gets back to his feet. Piper tackles Fireball to the mat. Piper stands up. Piper covers Fireball hooking the leg. Referee Nick Pattrick makes the count. ...1 Fireball escapes. Fireball moves back to his feet. Fireball delivers a short-arm clothesline to Piper. Piper stands up. Fireball goes for a Spinning Neck-Breaker but Piper dodges the attack. Fireball lifts Piper into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Fireball gets back to his feet. Fireball stomps Piper's head. Fireball measures Piper up and drops a closed fist. Fireball gets up. Fireball measures Piper up and drops a closed fist. Fireball gets back to his feet. Fireball kicks Piper in the head. Fireball knees Piper and rolls back to his feet. Fireball applies an arm wrench to Piper. Piper gets back to his feet. Piper piledrives Fireball. Piper applies a boston crab to Fireball. Referee Nick Pattrick is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... ... (AHHHH!) Piper breaks the hold. Piper and Fireball go to the floor.)

Jim Been: They're going to be counted out!

(Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Crotch chop from Piper. (..2) (...3) Piper grabs Fireball and applies an arm wrench. (....4) Piper measures Fireball up and drops a closed fist. Piper is up again. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Piper grabs Fireball and applies an arm wrench. Piper kicks Fireball on the mat. Fireball stands up. Fireball trys for a Back Breaker but Piper avoids it. Fireball connects with a flying knee. Piper goes down. Piper is back on his feet. Piper uses a closed fist on Fireball. Fireball kicks Piper in the back of the leg. Fireball stomps Piper. Fireball fist drops Piper on the mat. Now Fireball is standing. Piper climbs to his feet. Piper lifts Fireball and delivers a back breaker. Fireball gets back to his feet. Fireball sends Piper into Nick Pattrick he goes down. Piper takes a slap to the face from Fireball. Fireball forearm smashes Piper. Jack Schitt and Satan come to the ring. Abaddon, Archangel, Chavo, Grim Reaper, Horn-e-wood Hogan, Kaptain Kool, Molech, Phoenix, Revelation, Rey Misterio Jr, Val Venus, Warlok run to the ring. Archangel sets Fireball up and DDTs him into the mat! Crotch chop from Abaddon. Fireball is up again. Archangel lifts Fireball up and drops him on the mat. Satan reverse DDT's Piper's head into the mat. Archangel dives head first into Molech. Piper climbs to his feet. Chavo suplexes Fireball. Chavo leg drops the throat of Fireball. Chavo lifts Piper into the air and delivers a spine buster. Chavo fist drops Jack Schitt on the mat. Grim Reaper sets Warlok up DDTs him into the mat. Grim Reaper dives head first into Satan. Grim Reaper is back on his feet. Piper is up again. Horn-e-wood Hogan suplexes Archangel. Archangel gets back to his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan kicks Abadddon in the stomach. Jack Schitt clotheslines Fireball. The "Jack Schitt sucks" chants start in the crowd. Fireball takes a slap to the face from Jack Schitt. Kaptain Kool sets Fireball up DDTs him into the mat. Kaptain Kool fist drops Fireball on the mat. Kaptain Kool is back on his feet. Kaptain Kool knees Piper and rolls back to his feet. Kaptain Kool grabs Molech and applies an arm wrench. Molech head butts Kool. Now Molech is standing. Molech leg drops the throat of Piper. Phoenix sets Fireball up DDTs him into the mat. Phoenix grabs Fireball and applies an arm wrench. Fireball is back on his feet. Phoenix gives Fireball a crotch chop. Phoenix fist drops Fireball on the mat. Phoenix is back on his feet. Revelation piledrives Abaddon. Abaddon climbs to his feet. Piper hits the mat. Rey Misterio Jr sets Fireball up DDTs him into the mat. Crotch chop from Rey Misterio Jr. Now Fireball is standing. Rey Misterio Jr leg drops the throat of Piper. Rey Misterio Jr knees Piper and rolls back to his feet. Satan sets Phoenix up DDTs him into the mat. Satan grabs Piper and applies an arm wrench. Piper is up again. Val Venus kicks Fireball in the head. Val Venus knees Fireball and rolls back to his feet. Warlok piledrives Fireball. Warlok tells Fireball to fuck off. Warlok knees Piper and rolls back to his feet. Crotch chop from Warlok. Ordered is restored. Nick Pattrick gets up. Piper brings a chair to the ring. Nick Pattrick warns him not to use it. Fireball shoves Nick Pattrick. ring, ring, ring! Nick Pattrick calls for the bell. Double disqualification.)

Jim Been: That was one Hell of a match.
Jack Danheils: Everybody was fighting everybody. The Deamonic Empire, The NWO, Inc., I mean everybody.
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