Blood Bath!

Jim: Welcome fans, to another edition of P.C.W. Friday Night Blood Bath. I am your host Jim Been, along with my collegues, Jack Danheils and Bud Wheiser.
Jack: That's right folks, and we are live from Charolette, North Carolina.
Bud: Fans, we have some important news in store for you. We were just notified by the office personall that the P.C.W. was given permission to start the tag team tournement. Which means, that we can now give you the tag team champs that you deserve.
Jack: But first, let's start things off with the lovely Blood Bath Babes.
(The girls come down to do an exotic dance routine. The crowd cheers frantically as they return to the locker rooms.)
Jack: (Looking at the girls's rear ends, as they walk by.) Oooh, How nice.
Jim: No, I thought her name was "Ice".
Jack: Shut up, you idoit! I know what her name is.
Bud: (Aside to both Jim and Jack.) Uh, guys. We're on LIVE T.V. Knock it off!
Jim: But...He... Oh, nevermind.
Jack: I'm going to get a beer. Back in a few minutes.
Bud: (Sighs.) Let's just go to the ring where our ring announcer, Harlie Davidson is waiting for us.

Kaptain Kool vs. Mr. Charisma
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 280 from Memphis, TN, Kaptain Kool!!! (crowd cheers)

("Tear Da Club Up" plays in the background.)

Harlie: and his opponent, weighing in at 225 from Charisma Central, Mr. Charisma!!! (crowd boos)

("Highway Child" plays in the background as Kaptain Kool strikes Mr. Charisma in the gut. Mr. Charisma checks out the ring. (the bell rings) Kaptain Kool short-arm clotheslines Mr. Charisma to the mat.)

Jack Danheils: I'm back. Did I miss anything.
Jim: Just the begining of the Mr. Charisma and Kaptain Kool match.
Jack: Oh, good. Then I didn't miss anything.
Bud: (Refering to one of the Blood Bath Babes.) So, did you get her phone number.
Jack: Yep.
Jim: Who's phone number?
Jack: The Queen of England's. Who's do you think? (Also refering to the Blood Bath Babes.)
Jim: You got the Queen's phone number. She's really a nice lady.
(Bud and Jack stares at Jim.)
Jim: What?
Bud: Let's just go back to the ring.
(Mr. Charisma gets up. Mr. Charisma tackles and begins punching Kaptain Kool. Mr. Charisma kicks Kaptain Kool on the mat. Kaptain Kool is back on his feet. Mr. Charisma drives a forearm into the head of Kaptain Kool. Mr. Charisma kicks Kaptain Kool in the stomach. Mr. Charisma goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Kaptain Kool kicks out.)

Jim Been: Mr. Charisma should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
Bud:You think!

(Kaptain Kool is back on his feet. Mr. Charisma delivers a low blow to Kaptain Kool. Kaptain Kool piledrives Mr. Charisma into the mat. Now Mr. Charisma is standing. Kaptain Kool drags Mr. Charisma to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Kaptain Kool connects with a flying knee. Mr. Charisma goes down. (...3) Kaptain Kool rolls onto Mr. Charisma connecting with a knee. (....4) Kaptain Kool grabs Mr. Charisma and applies an arm wrench.)

Jim Been: Arm wrench by Kaptain Kool.
Jack: Gee, and I thought it was the finger-four.
Bud: Come on, you two. Knock it off.

(Kaptain Kool grabs his hand and flips him to the floor.)

Jim: An Omote Gyaku!
Bud: Bless You!
Jim: Say what?

(Kaptain Kool takes Mr. Charisma into the ring. Kaptain Kool fist drops Mr. Charisma on the mat. Mr. Charisma gets up. Mr. Charisma tackles Kaptain Kool. Kaptain Kool stands up. Kaptain Kool tackles Mr. Charisma. Kaptain Kool is back on his feet. Kaptain Kool goes for a pin. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 Mr. Charisma escapes. Now Mr. Charisma is standing. Mr. Charisma takes a slap to the face from Kaptain Kool. Kaptain Kool tackles and begins punching Mr. Charisma. Kaptain Kool knees Mr. Charisma and rolls back to his feet. Kaptain Kool applies an arm wrench to Mr. Charisma. Now Mr. Charisma standing. Kaptain Kool kicks Mr. Charisma in the stomach. Kaptain Kool body slams Mr. Charisma.)

Jack Danheils: Let's go Kool! Whoop that Mother Fucker's Ass!
Bud: Hey! We're on live T.V.
Jack: So, they're giving us a "TV-14" rating.
Bud: Well, Hell. In that case; Come on! Beat the shit out of that Bastered!
Jack: Now, that's much better.

(Kaptain Kool sends Mr. Charisma to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Mr. Charisma uses a closed fist on Kaptain Kool. Kaptain Kool drives a forearm into the head of Mr. Charisma. Kaptain Kool drives a forearm into the head of Mr. Charisma. The "Kaptain Kool Kicks Ass" chant start. Kaptain Kool and Mr. Charisma move back into the ring. Mr. Charisma brings a chair to the ring. Earl Hebner warns him not to use it. Kaptain Kool shoves Earl Hebner. (ring, ring, ring!) Earl Hebner calls for the bell. Mr. Charisma was disqualified.)

Jim Been: Kaptain Kool has won the match!
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Kaptain Kool!!!
Jack: Fans, we go now to a commercial break. We're taking this break not because we have to, but because we need more beer here at the announcing booth. So, fans, please stay tuned for more P.C.W. Blood Bath action.
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Bud: And we are back.
Jack: And we also got some more beer too.
Bud: Hey, did you get any pretzels durring the break?
Jack: No, I thought Jim was suppose to get them.
Jim: Get what pretzels?
Bud: You didn't get any pretzels?
Jack: Damn it Jim! I'm an Announcer, not a Waiter.
Bud: Let's just go to the ring for our next bout, while somebody get's me my pretzels.
Jim: OK, OK, I'm going.

Satan vs. Jack Schitt
Harlie: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 285 from the darkest pits of Hell, a member of the Demonic Empire, he holds the World Middleweight title belt, Satan!!! (crowd cheers)

("I put a spell on you" by Marilyn Manson plays, as smoke enters the ring. The smoke then dissappears as Satan appears in the ring.)

Harlie: And his opponent, weighing in at 255 from New York, NY a member of Jobbers R' Us, Jack Schitt!!! (crowd boos frantically. some even decide to throw stuff at him.)

("The House that Jack Built" plays in the background. Satan checks out the ring. Jack Schitt checks his boots. (ring, ring, ring) Satan takes Jack Schitt off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Jack Schitt stands up. Jack Schitt runs and tackles Satan. Jack Schitt punches him in the head. Satan stands up. Satan delivers a kick to the head of Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt moves back to his feet. Satan kicks Jack Schitt in the back of the leg. Jack Schitt body slams Satan. Jack Schitt sucks chants start in the crowd. Satan climbs to his feet.)

Bud Wheiser: The PCW is the only place for entertainment like this!
Jack: Uhh, I don't know. Playboy comes in as a close second.
Jim: Here's your pretzels.
Bud: About damn time. Let's go back to the ring to see Satan beat the shit out of Jack Schitt.
Jim: That's a pun, isn't it?
Jack: Just go to the ring.

(Jack Schitt shoulder tackles Satan. Satan gets up. Satan connects with a low blow. Jack Schitt goes down. Jack Schitt gets up. Satan piledrives Jack Schitt head first into the mat. Now Jack Schitt is standing. Satan drags Jack Schitt to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Satan grabs his hand and flips him to the floor. The "Jack Schitt Sucks" chant starts in the crowd. Satan rolls onto Jack Schitt connecting with a knee. Satan and Jack Schitt move back into the ring. Satan looks Jack Schitt in the face and says "Burn in Hell!". Satan stomps Jack Schitt's head. While Satan is doing this Asherah is stabbing Jack in the knee with her favorite toy, a dagger. Satan executes the The Devil's Furry on Jack Schitt. Satan covers Jack Schitt hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3)

Jack Danheils: We've got ourselves a winner!
Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Satan!!!
Bud: Wait a minute! What the Hell is going on here.
(The Demonic Empire comes running out to attack Jack Schitt. Abaddon gives Jack Schitt the "Severed Head Suplex". The rest of the Empire then procedes to tie Jack Schitt up with a chain. Molech then takes the chain and drags Jack Schitt back to the locker rooms. The rest of the Empire then follows him.)
Jim: Fans, the Demonic Empire has just hog tied Jack Schitt, and took him back to the locker rooms.
Jack: Hopefully they will hurt him, but until then we take you to the lovely Blood Bath Babes.
(The Blood Bath Babes come down to do a sexy dance routine. Upon returning to the locker rooms, "Gold" procedes to give Jack Danheils a kiss, and Bud Wheiser a hug before leaving.)
Jack: (Taps Bud on the shoulder.) Just think. I got her phone number.
Bud: Lucky.
Jim: No, that was "Gold". "Lucky" went on into the locker rooms.
Jack: Probabully because you scared her away.
Bud: Fans, please stay tuned as we go now to another commercial break.

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Bud: And we are back. And we are live from Charolette, North Carolina, as we start the second hour of P.C.W. Friday Night Blood Bath!
Jack: Our next bout is a non-title tournement between the Warrior's Clan and D & V. These two teams have gone through some serious termoil lately, but perhaps tonight we can find out some answers on the situation.

D & V vs. Warrior's Clan
Harlie: This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, D & V!!!

("Love Roler Coaster" by Red Hot Chili Peppers plays on in the background)

Harlie Davidson: And their opponents, the team of Warrior's Clan.

("Until it Sleeps" by Metallica plays in the background. Fireball strikes Revelation in the side of the head. Revelation grabs Fireball's arm and slaps his face. (the bell rings) They lockup. Fireball sends Revelation to the corner of the ring. Revelation tags in Warlok. Fireball measures Warlok up and drops a closed fist. Fireball moves back to his feet. Warlok gets up. Warlok takes Fireball off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Fireball tags in Phoenix. Phoenix gets back to his feet. Phoenix drives a forearm into the head of Warlok. Revelation tagged in by Warlok. Phoenix delivers a kick to the head of Revelation. Revelation moves back to his feet. Revelation takes Phoenix down with a knee. Revelation tags Warlok. Warlok fist drops Phoenix on the mat. Warlok is up again. Phoenix low blows Warlok. Phoenix brings in Fireball for D & V. Fireball is up again. Fireball grabs Warlok and applies an arm wrench. Fireball covers Warlok hooking the leg. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 Warlok kicks out.)

Jim Been: Fireball should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
Bud: You were the genius of your class weren’t you.
Jim: Actually, I was.
Jack: Hey, Special Ed. don't count.
Jim: Darn.

(Warlok moves back to his feet. Warlok brings in Revelation for Warrior's Clan. Revelation lifts Fireball up and drops him on the mat. Revelation delivers a short-arm clothesline to Fireball. Revelation delivers a spine buster to Fireball.)

Jim: Fireball is being double teamed!
(Fireball connects with a flying knee. Revelation goes down.)

Bud Wheiser: Fireball executes a knee. Crap now were all starting to sound like Jim.
Jack: Well, in that case; Momma always said "Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get".
Jim: Very funny guys.

(Revelation stands up. Fireball tags Phoenix. Fireball flips Revelation to the mat. Fireball lifts Revelation into the air and delivers a spine buster. Phoenix tackles Revelation. Revelation punches Phoenix in the head. Fireball tagged in by Phoenix. Fireball tackles and begins punching Revelation. Now Revelation is standing. Revelation uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Fireball is down. Fireball is up again. Fireball executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Revelation. Fireball sends Revelation to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1))

Jim: Are you guys enjoying this match?
Bud Wheiser: What do you think?
Jack Danheils: Oh hell yeah!

(Now Revelation is standing. (..2) Revelation delivers a low blow to Fireball. Fireball gets back to his feet. (...3) Fireball delivers a low blow to Revelation. (....4) Fireball kicks Revelation in the back of the leg. Revelation is up again. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Fireball delivers a short-arm clothesline to Revelation.)

Jim Been: Revelation takes a Short-arm clothesline.
Jack: Jack Danheils takes a Piss break. (Leaves the annoucing booth for the restrooms.)

(Revelation shoulder tackles Fireball. Revelation is back on his feet. Fireball gets back to his feet. Revelation slaps the face of Fireball. Revelation moves back to his feet. Fireball lifts Revelation into the air. He holds him and drops him to the mat. Fireball gets back to his feet. Revelation tags Warlok. Revelation suplexes Fireball.)

Jim: Fireball is being double teamed, once again!

(Fireball knees Revelation and rolls back to his feet. Revelation kicks Fireball in the head. Fireball gets back to his feet. Fireball kicks Revelation in the head. Fireball makes the tag to Phoenix. Warlok executes a neck-breaker on Phoenix. Warlok looks Phoenix in the face and gives him the middle finger. Phoenix is up again.)

Jim: The PCW is the only place for entertainment like this!
Jack: (Returns from restroom.) I'll say. How many places let you watch wrestling and drink beer while on the job.

(Phoenix delivers a spine buster to Warlok. Phoenix chants start. Phoenix sends Warlok to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Phoenix measures Warlok up and drops a closed fist. (...3) Phoenix knees Warlok and rolls back to his feet. (....4) Phoenix applies an arm wrench to Warlok. Warlok gets up. (.....5) Phoenix and Warlok move back into the ring. Phoenix takes Warlok off his feet with a short-arm clothesline. Phoenix tags Fireball. Warlok goes for a power move but Fireball dodges the attack. Warlok gets back to his feet. Warlok puts his arms around Fireball's neck. Warlok has Fireball in a Sleeper Hold! Earl Hebner asks Fireball if he quits. ... ... Warlok breaks the hold.)

Jim: Warlok was so close!!
Jack: And yet so far!
Bud: Fireball with the offence.

(Fireball lifts Warlok up and drops him on the mat. Fireball drags Warlok to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Fireball stomps Warlok. Warlok is back on his feet. (...3) Warlok tackles Fireball and pummels his head. (....4) Fireball slaps Warlok in the face. Fireball is up again. (.....5) Fireball and Warlok move back into the ring. Fireball forearm smashes Warlok. Fireball tags Phoenix. Fireball executes a reverse DDT on Warlok. Warlok hits the mat. Phoenix punches Warlok in the head. Warlok connects with a flying knee. Phoenix goes down. Phoenix makes the tag to Fireball. Fireball kicks Warlok in the stomach. Fireball executes a back breaker on Warlok. Fireball chokes Warlok with his boot. Fireball puts Warlok in a reverse chin lock. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... ... Warlok escapes. Fireball and Warlok go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Fireball fist drops Warlok on the floor. Fireball is back on his feet. (...3) Fireball rolls onto Warlok connecting with a knee. Warlok gets back to his feet. (....4) Warlok slaps Fireball in the face. Warlok is up again. (.....5) Fireball and Warlok move back into the ring. Fireball connects with a low blow. Warlok goes down. Now Warlok is standing. Warlok drives a forearm into the head of Fireball. Phoenix tagged in by Fireball. Phoenix gets up. Phoenix tackles and begins punching Warlok. Phoenix goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Warlok kicks out.)

Jack Danheils: He should have just stayed on the attack.
Bud: No Shit!

(Warlok climbs to his feet. Phoenix connects with a flying knee. Warlok goes down. Phoenix kicks Warlok on the mat. Fireball tagged in by Phoenix. Fireball stomps Warlok. Warlok brings in Revelation for Warrior's Clan. Fireball applies an arm wrench to Revelation. Fireball measures Revelation up and drops a closed fist. Fireball stands up. Fireball applies an arm wrench to Revelation. Warlok tagged in by Revelation. Fireball stomps Warlok's head. Fireball brings in Phoenix for D & V. Phoenix stomps Warlok. Warlok piledrives Phoenix. Warlok puts Phoenix in a reverse chin lock. Earl Hebner asks Phoenix if he quits. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Phoenix escapes. Warlok sends Phoenix to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Warlok piledrives Phoenix into the floor. (..2))

Jim Been: This is a good match.
Jack Danheils: No kidding!

((...3) Warlok grabs Phoenix and applies an arm wrench. Phoenix is up again. (....4) Warlok low blows Phoenix. (.....5) Phoenix and Warlok move back into the ring. Phoenix kicks Warlok in the back of the leg. Phoenix rolls onto Warlok connecting with a knee. Warlok tags Revelation. Revelation clotheslines Phoenix. Phoenix grabs Revelation and applies an arm wrench. Warlok tagged in by Revelation. Phoenix takes a slap to the face from Warlok. Warlok tackles Phoenix and pummels his head. Fireball tagged in by Phoenix. Fireball takes Warlok off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Fireball forearm smashes Warlok. Warlok drives a forearm into Fireball. Fireball tags in Phoenix. Phoenix is back on his feet. Warlok side slams Phoenix. Warlok moves back to his feet. Phoenix gets back to his feet. Warlok takes a slap to the face from Phoenix. Phoenix gets up. Warlok makes the tag to Revelation. Warlok delivers a short-arm clothesline to Phoenix. Warlok flips Phoenix to the mat. Warlok connects with a flying knee. Phoenix goes down. Phoenix shoulder tackles Warlok. Phoenix moves back to his feet. Warlok moves back to his feet. Phoenix brings in Fireball for D & V. Fireball knees Revelation and rolls back to his feet. Fireball covers Revelation hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 Revelation escapes. Phoenix tagged in by Fireball. Phoenix runs and tackles Revelation. Phoenix punches him in the head. Warlok tagged in by Revelation. They lockup. Revelation sends Phoenix to the corner of the ring.)

Jack Danheils: Come on ref! Do something!! Phoenix is being double teamed!
Bud: Remind me to ask the office personall to have the ref's eye's examined.

(Phoenix measures Revelation up and drops a closed fist. Phoenix is up again. Revelation gets up. Phoenix makes the tag to Fireball. Warlok connects with a low blow. Fireball goes down. Warlok tags in Revelation. Fireball hits the mat. Fireball is back on his feet. Warlok tagged in by Revelation. Fireball slaps Warlok in the face. Fireball stands up. Warlok slaps Fireball in the face. Warlok is up again. Warlok connects with a low blow. Fireball goes down. Warlok tags Revelation. Fireball is up again. Fireball kicks Revelation in the head. Revelation gets up. Revelation tackles and begins punching Fireball. Revelation makes the tag to Warlok. Warlok kicks Fireball on the mat. Warlok rolls onto Fireball connecting with a knee. Fireball takes Warlok down with a knee. Fireball grabs Warlok and applies an arm wrench. Revelation tagged in by Warlok. Fireball runs and tackles Revelation. Fireball punches him in the head. Revelation is up again. Revelation forearm smashes Fireball. Revelation brings in Warlok for Warrior's Clan. Warlok vertical suplexes Fireball to the mat.)

Jim: That's it cheat!! It's the only way to win!
Bud: Now he’s getting the idea!
Jack: He learns well, don't he?
Bud: Not really. But if you say so.
(Bud and Jack laugh as Jim looks at them.)

(Warlok tackles and begins punching Fireball. Warlok grabs Fireball and applies an arm wrench. Warlok measures Fireball up and drops a closed fist. Fireball tags Phoenix. Warlok executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Phoenix. Warlok forearm smashes Phoenix. Phoenix executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Warlok. Phoenix fist drops Warlok on the mat. Phoenix moves back to his feet. Phoenix grabs Warlok's head and connects with a stunner. Phoenix covers Warlok hooking the leg. Only to be saved by Fireball. Phoenix and Fireball start to argue and so do Revelation and Warlok. From there into a all out battle royal with Fireball and Warlok working together against Phoenix and Revelation. Revelation gives Warlok a Silencer into the steel steps. Fireball gives Phoenix a DDT. Revelation starts to attack Fireball. Phoenix gets up and hits Fireball. Earl Hebner calls for the bell)

Bud Wheiser: A Double DQ!
Jim: What happened to those guys? They used to be so great.
Jack: I don't think that they are tag-teams anymore.
Bud: Fans, we'll try to figure out what went on between the two tag teams, but now we take you to another commercial break.

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Jim: We are back and are ready for the beginning of the Tag-Team tournement.
Jack: The Road Warriors are back from their weeks of training, and are ready to kick some ass.
Bud: Let's go to the ring where Harlie Davidson is waiting for us.

Road Warriors vs. The Latinos
Harlie: This match is a Standard Match tag match in the tag tournement semi-finals. On there way to the ring at this time, the Road Warriors!!!

("Same ol' stuation" by Motley Crue plays as they enter the ring.)

Harlie: and their opponents, the team of The Latinos.

("K-Dogg's rap" plays in the background. Konan strikes Beast Master in the head. Beast Master grabs Konan's arm and strkes his elbow. (ding, ding, ding) They lockup. Konan sends Beast Master to the corner of the ring. Konan tags Rey Misterio Jr. Konan forearm smashes Beast Master. Rey Misterio Jr clotheslines Beast Master. Konan delivers a low blow to Beast Master. Konan kicks Beast Master in the back of the leg. Konan goes for a pin. Nick Pattrick counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Beast Master escapes. Now Beast Master is standing. Beast Master brings in Highway Warrior for Road Warriors. They lockup. Rey Misterio Jr sends Highway Warrior to the corner of the ring. Rey Misterio Jr makes the tag to Konan. Konan delivers a kick to the head of Highway Warrior. Konan tags Rey Misterio Jr. Crotch chop from Rey Misterio Jr.)

Jim Been: Highway Warrior is being double teamed! I LOVE it!!
Bud: Shut the Hell up!

(Highway Warrior punches Rey Misterio Jr repeatedly. Rey Misterio Jr delivers a short-arm clothesline to Highway Warrior. Rey Misterio Jr covers Highway Warrior hooking the leg. Nick Pattrick counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Highway Warrior escapes. Highway Warrior is back on his feet. Highway Warrior makes the tag to Beast Master. Beast Master kicks Rey Misterio Jr in the stomach. Konan tagged in by Rey Misterio Jr. Beast Master tackles Konan to the mat. Beast Master moves back to his feet. Konan brings in Rey Misterio Jr for The Latinos. Beast Master fist drops Rey Misterio Jr on the mat. Now Beast Master standing. Beast Master covers Rey Misterio Jr. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Rey Misterio Jr kicks out. Now Rey Misterio Jr standing. Rey Misterio Jr drives a forearm into Beast Master. Rey Misterio Jr runs and tackles Beast Master. Rey Misterio Jr punches him in the head. Beast Master is back on his feet. Beast Master reverse DDT's Rey Misterio Jr's head into the mat. Beast Master goes for a figure four. Nick Pattrick is checking for a tap out. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Beast Master tightens the hold. ... Rey Misterio Jr is fighting the hold. Rey Misterio Jr escapes. [Beast Master makes the tag to Highway Warrior. Highway Warrior chokes Rey Misterio Jr. They lockup. Rey Misterio Jr sends Highway Warrior to the corner of the ring. Rey Misterio Jr kicks Highway Warrior in the back of the leg. Highway Warrior is back on his feet. Highway Warrior takes Rey Misterio Jr down with a knee. Highway Warrior measures Rey Misterio Jr up and drops a closed fist. Highway Warrior climbs to his feet. Rey Misterio Jr makes the tag to Konan. Konan stands up. Konan connects with a flying knee. Highway Warrior goes down. Konan makes the tag to Rey Misterio Jr. Rey Misterio Jr sets Highway Warrior up DDTs him into the mat. Rey Misterio Jr sets Highway Warrior up DDTs him into the mat. Highway Warrior clotheslines Rey Misterio Jr. Rey Misterio Jr brings in Konan for The Lationos. Highway Warrior drives a forearm into Konan. Konan runs and tackles Highway Warrior. Konan punches him in the head. Konan tags Rey Misterio Jr. Rey Misterio Jr rolls onto Highway Warrior connecting with a knee. Highway Warrior is up again. Rey Misterio Jr uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Highway Warrior is down. Rey Misterio Jr drags Highway Warrior to the floor. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Rey Misterio Jr picks up a microphone cable and chokes Highway Warrior with it. Highway Warrior gets up. (..2) Highway Warrior delivers a low blow to Rey Misterio Jr. Rey Misterio Jr gets up. (...3) Rey Misterio Jr tackles Highway Warrior. (....4) Rey Misterio Jr grabs Highway Warrior and applies an arm wrench. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Rey Misterio Jr and Highway Warrior move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Rey Misterio Jr and Highway Warrior move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Rey Misterio Jr and Highway Warrior move back to ringside. Rey Misterio Jr and Highway Warrior move back into the ring. Rey Misterio Jr punches Highway Warrior in the head. Highway Warrior tags in Beast Master. Highway Warrior delivers a kick to the head of Rey Misterio Jr. Beast Master grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Highway Warrior reverse DDT's Rey Misterio Jr's head into the mat. Rey Misterio Jr tackles and begins punching Highway Warrior. Rey Misterio Jr stomps Highway Warrior's head. Now Highway Warrior standing. Highway Warrior executes a neck-breaker on Rey Misterio Jr. Highway Warrior sends Rey Misterio Jr to ringside. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Highway Warrior picks up a microphone cable and chokes Rey Misterio Jr with it. Rey Misterio Jr climbs to his feet. (..2) Rey Misterio Jr shoulder tackles Highway Warrior. Rey Misterio Jr gets back to his feet. Highway Warrior climbs to his feet. (...3) Rey Misterio Jr takes Highway Warrior off his feet with a short-arm clothesline (....4) Rey Misterio Jr fist drops Highway Warrior on the floor. Rey Misterio Jr gets up. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Rey Misterio Jr and Highway Warrior move back to ringside. Rey Misterio Jr takes Highway Warrior into the ring. Rey Misterio Jr fist drops Highway Warrior on the mat. Now Rey Misterio Jr standing. Highway Warrior climbs to his feet. Highway Warrior lifts Rey Misterio Jr into the air and delivers a spine buster. Highway Warrior chants start. Highway Warrior goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Rey Misterio Jr escapes. Now Rey Misterio Jr standing. Highway Warrior drags Rey Misterio Jr to the floor. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Highway Warrior flips Rey Misterio Jr to the floor. Rey Misterio Jr stands up. (..2) Highway Warrior goes for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but Rey Misterio Jr dodges the attack. (...3) (....4) Highway Warrior tackles and begins punching Rey Misterio Jr. Rey Misterio Jr moves back to his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Rey Misterio Jr punches Highway Warrior in the head. Rey Misterio Jr kicks Highway Warrior in the back of the leg. Rey Misterio Jr applies an arm wrench to Highway Warrior. Rey Misterio Jr kicks Highway Warrior on the mat. Rey Misterio Jr makes the tag to Konan. Beast Master takes a slap to the face from Konan. Konan gets up. Konan tackles Beast Master. Beast Master stands up. Beast Master lifts Konan and delivers a back breaker. Beast Master chants start. Beast Master executes a piledriver on Konan. Beast Master drags Konan to the floor. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Konan gets back to his feet. (..2) Konan takes Beast Master off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Now Beast Master standing. (...3) Beast Master takes Konan down with a knee. Konan gets back to his feet. (....4) Beast Master runs and tackles Konan. Beast Master punches him in the head. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Beast Master rolls onto Konan connecting with a knee. Konan climbs to his feet. Konan makes the tag to Rey Misterio Jr. Konan shoulder tackles Beast Master. Rey Misterio Jr drives a forearm into Beast Master. Konan executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Beast Master. Konan reverse DDT's Beast Master's head into the mat. Rey Misterio Jr makes the tag to Konan. They lockup. Beast Master sends Konan to the corner of the ring. Konan brings in Rey Misterio Jr for The Latinos. Rey Misterio Jr punches Beast Master in the head. Rey Misterio Jr makes the tag to Konan. Rey Misterio Jr kicks Beast Master in the back of the leg. Beast Master slaps the face of Rey Misterio Jr. Beast Master gets up. Konan tags Rey Misterio Jr. Rey Misterio Jr short-arm clotheslines Beast Master to the mat. Rey Misterio Jr executes a neck-breaker on Beast Master. Rey Misterio Jr forearm smashes Beast Master. Beast Master makes the tag to Highway Warrior. Highway Warrior vertical suplexes Rey Misterio Jr to the mat. Highway Warrior moves back to his feet. Highway Warrior goes for a pin. Referee Nick Pattrick makes the count. ...1 ...2 Rey Misterio Jr kicks out. Rey Misterio Jr is back on his feet. Highway Warrior puts Rey Misterio Jr in the Mandible claw!! The referee is checking the situation. ... Rey Misterio Jr trys to escape. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Rey Misterio Jr escapes. Highway Warrior slaps the face of Rey Misterio Jr. Highway Warrior chants start. Highway Warrior tackles Rey Misterio Jr to the mat. Highway Warrior tells Rey Misterio Jr to suck it. Highway Warrior kicks Rey Misterio Jr on the mat. Highway Warrior chants start. Highway Warrior executes the Highway Slam on Rey Misterio Jr. Highway Warrior covers Rey Misterio Jr hooking the leg. Nick Pattrick counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3)

Harlie: The winners of this match, Road Warriors!!!
Jack: That was one hell of a match wouldn’t you agree.
Bud & Jim: Damn Right!
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Jack: We are back and we go now to the ring for our second tournement bout.

Deamons of the Night vs. Death Inc.
Harlie: This match is a Standard Match tag match in the tag tournement semi-finals. On there way to the ring at this time, Deamons of the Night!!!

("For whom the bell tolls" by Metallica plays in the background as Abaddon and Molech errupt from the ring.)

Harlie: And their opponents, the team of Death Inc..

(The "'Taker Theme" plays in the background. Molech grabs Val Venus's arm and strikes his elbow. Val Venus checks out the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Molech punches Val Venus repeatedly. Val Venus tags Horn-e-wood Hogan. Molech grabs Horn-e-wood Hogan and applies an arm wrench. Molech tags Abaddon. They lockup. Horn-e-wood Hogan sends Abaddon to the corner of the ring. Horn-e-wood Hogan short-arm clotheslines Abaddon to the mat. Abaddon is up again. Horn-e-wood Hogan makes the tag to Val Venus. Abaddon kicks Val Venus in the head. Val Venus stands up. Abaddon delivers a short-arm clothesline to Val Venus. Val Venus stands up. Val Venus body slams Abaddon. Val Venus sends Abaddon to ringside. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Val Venus runs in and leg drops Abaddon. (..2) (...3) Val Venus rolls onto Abaddon connecting with a knee. (....4) Val Venus grabs Abaddon and applies an arm wrench. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Val Venus and Abaddon move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Val Venus and Abaddon move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Val Venus and Abaddon move back to ringside. Val Venus and Abaddon move back into the ring. Val Venus stomps Abaddon. Molech tagged in by Abaddon. Molech kicks Val Venus in the stomach. Molech knees Val Venus and rolls back to his feet. Molech measures Val Venus up and drops a closed fist. Molech is back on his feet. Val Venus tags Horn-e-wood Hogan. Horn-e-wood Hogan drives a forearm into Molech. Horn-e-wood Hogan tags in Val Venus. Val Venus grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Val Venus tags in Horn-e-wood Hogan. Molech takes Horn-e-wood Hogan down with a knee. Horn-e-wood Hogan moves back to his feet. Molech shoulder tackles Horn-e-wood Hogan. Molech gets back to his feet. Molech stomps Horn-e-wood Hogan. Horn-e-wood Hogan moves back to his feet. Molech executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Horn-e-wood Hogan. Horn-e-wood Hogan brings in Val Venus for Death Inc.. Molech delivers a low blow to Val Venus. Molech grabs Val Venus and applies an arm wrench. Val Venus stands up. Val Venus forearm smashes Molech. Molech brings in Abaddon for Deamons of the Night. Val Venus fist drops Abaddon on the mat. Val Venus climbs to his feet. Abaddon tags in Molech. Val Venus delivers a kick to the head of Molech. Val Venus rolls onto Molech connecting with a knee. Val Venus tags in Horn-e-wood Hogan. They lockup. Horn-e-wood Hogan sends Molech to the corner of the ring. Now Horn-e-wood Hogan standing. Horn-e-wood Hogan piledrives Molech into the mat. Horn-e-wood Hogan makes the tag to Val Venus. Horn-e-wood Hogan runs in and leg drops Molech. Val Venus fist drops Molech on the mat. Horn-e-wood Hogan dives head first into Molech. Molech punches Horn-e-wood Hogan repeatedly. Horn-e-wood Hogan punches Molech in the head. Horn-e-wood Hogan delivers a kick to the head of Molech. Horn-e-wood Hogan knees Molech and rolls back to his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan covers Molech hooking the leg. Referee Nick Pattrick makes the count. ...1 Molech escapes. Now Molech standing. Horn-e-wood Hogan tagged in by Val Venus. Molech goes for a Spinning Neck-Breaker but Horn-e-wood Hogan dodges the attack. Molech and Horn-e-wood Hogan go to the floor Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Molech picks up a Steel chair and swings it at Horn-e-wood Hogan. Horn-e-wood Hogan is bleeding. Horn-e-wood Hogan body slams Molech. (..2) Horn-e-wood Hogan picks up a microphone cable and chokes Molech with it.)

Jim Been: The floor is covered with blood from that injury.
Bud: Didn’t we go over this last week. That is why we call this a blood bath.

((...3) Horn-e-wood Hogan kicks Molech on the floor. Molech climbs to his feet. (....4) Molech uses a closed fist on Horn-e-wood Hogan. (.....5) Horn-e-wood Hogan takes Molech into the ring. Horn-e-wood Hogan kicks Molech in the back of the leg. Abaddon tagged in by Molech. Abaddon gets back to his feet. Abaddon executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Horn-e-wood Hogan. Horn-e-wood Hogan side slams Abaddon. Horn-e-wood Hogan puts Abaddon in a reverse chin lock. The referee is checking the situation. ... Abaddon is fighting the hold. ... Horn-e-wood Hogan tightens the hold. ... Abaddon escapes. Horn-e-wood Hogan chokes Abaddon with his boot. Horn-e-wood Hogan chants start. Horn-e-wood Hogan and Abaddon go to the floor Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Abaddon gets back to his feet. (..2) Abaddon uses a closed fist on Horn-e-wood Hogan. (...3) Horn-e-wood Hogan slaps Abaddon in the face. Horn-e-wood Hogan gets up. (....4) Horn-e-wood Hogan runs and tackles Abaddon. Horn-e-wood Hogan punches him in the head. Abaddon moves back to his feet. (.....5) Horn-e-wood Hogan takes Abaddon into the ring. Horn-e-wood Hogan takes Abaddon down with a knee. Abaddon executes a reverse DDT on Horn-e-wood Hogan. Abaddon applies a boston crab to Horn-e-wood Hogan. Nick Pattrick asks Horn-e-wood Hogan if he quits. ... ... Horn-e-wood Hogan trys to escape. ... ... Horn-e-wood Hogan escapes. Abaddon executes a piledriver on Horn-e-wood Hogan. Abaddon picks Horn-e-wood Hogan up and side slams him to the mat. Asherah runs down to the ring side. Now Horn-e-wood Hogan is standing. Asherah distracts Hogan. Abaddon shoulder tackles Horn-e-wood Hogan. Abaddon gets back to his feet. Abaddon knees Horn-e-wood Hogan and rolls back to his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan moves back to his feet. Abaddon executes the Severed Head Suplex on Horn-e-wood Hogan. Abaddon covers Horn-e-wood Hogan. Asherah distracts Val Venus. Molech then gives Val Venus a low blow. Nick Pattrick counts for Abaddon. ...1 ...2 ...3)

Harlie: The winners of this match, the Deamons of the Night!!!
Jim Been: That was one Hell of a match.
Bud: Asherah sure did help out the Empire today.
Jack: She can help me out sometime.
Bud: And what about "Gold"?
Jack: She can help out too.
Jim: This sets us up for the PPV next week for the tag tournement finals and for the possible match, it looks like between Phoenix and Firball and Revelation and Warlok.
Bud: Fans, we have to go. Join us next week for the PPV P.C.W. March Mayhem!