Blood Bath!

(The camera opens up over the crowd as the pyrotechnics go off. The P.C.W. music fills the arena, as it zooms in on the announcing booth)

Jim: Welcome fans to another edition of P.C.W. Friday Night Blood Bath.
Bud: And we are live from Orlando, Florida. I am your host, Bud Wheiser, along with my colleagues, Jack Dahniels and Jim Been.
Jack: Let's go to the ring now for the lovely Blood Bath Babes!
(The girls come down and do a dance number. Some of them wave to the announcing booth, as they return to the locker rooms.)
Jack: Yeah, that was nice. You better get going.
Bud: Since when did you become the ladies man?
Jack: Since when did you become sober?
Jim: Fans, do we have a night in store for you. The Former IC champ, Terminator, returns and faces the new IC champ, Phoenix, later tonight.
Bud: Let's go to the ring now for our opening bout.

Highway Warrior vs. Mark Happens
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 285 from Chicago, IL, a member of NWO, Inc., Highway Warrior! (Crowd cheers)

("Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, & Cannibal Girls" by White Zombie plays in the background.)

Harlie: And his opponent, weighing in at 255 from Los Angeles, CA, a member of Jobbers R' Us, Mark Happens! (Crowd boos)

("The House That Jack Built" by Metallica plays in the background. Highway Warrior grabs Mark Happens's arm and strikes his elbow. Mark Happens checks his boots. (Ring, ring, ring) Highway Warrior takes Mark Happens down with a knee. Mark Happens is back on his feet. Mark Happens delivers a kick to the head of Highway Warrior. Mark Happens measures Highway Warrior up and drops a closed fist. Now Mark Happens standing. Highway Warrior is up again. Mark Happens short-arm clotheslines Highway Warrior to the mat. Mark Happens knees Highway Warrior and rolls back to his feet. Mark Happens grabs Highway Warrior and applies an arm wrench. Mark Happens stomps Highway Warrior's head. Mark Happens stomps Highway Warrior's head. Mark Happens applies an arm wrench to Highway Warrior. Highway Warrior grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Highway Warrior applies a Boston crab to Mark Happens. Earl Hebner asks Mark Happens if he quits. ... ... Mark Happens is fighting the hold. ... Mark Happens escapes. Mark Happens tackles and begins punching Highway Warrior. Highway Warrior gets up. Highway Warrior tackles and begins punching Mark Happens. Mark Happens is back on his feet. Mark Happens executes a neck-breaker on Highway Warrior. Mark Happens tells Highway Warrior to fuck off. Highway Warrior drives a forearm into Mark Happens. Highway Warrior slaps the face of Mark Happens. Highway Warrior tackles Mark Happens. Now Highway Warrior is standing. Mark Happens executes a reverse DDT on Highway Warrior. Highway Warrior moves back to his feet. Mark Happens and Highway Warrior go to the floor.)

Jim Been: Those idiots will be counted out!
Jack: Careful, or else they will come over to kick your ass.
Bud: We could be only so lucky.

(Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Mark Happens delivers a spine buster to Highway Warrior. They fight into the aisle. (..2) Mark Happens picks up a blade and cuts Highway Warrior. Highway Warrior is bleeding. Highway Warrior climbs to his feet. (...3) Highway Warrior connects with a low blow. Mark Happens goes down. (....4) Highway Warrior kicks Mark Happens in the back of the leg. (.....5) Highway Warrior and Mark Happens move back to ringside. Highway Warrior and Mark Happens move back into the ring. Highway Warrior uses a closed fist on Mark Happens. Mark Happens uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Highway Warrior is down. "Mark Happens sucks" chants start in the crowd. Highway Warrior is back on his feet. Mark Happens grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Highway Warrior delivers a kick to the head of Mark Happens. Highway Warrior kicks Mark Happens on the mat. Highway Warrior executes the Highway Slam on Mark Happens. Highway Warrior covers Mark Happens hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3)

Harlie: The winner of this match, Highway Warrior!
Jim: What a win by the Highway Warrior. Mark didn't stand a chance.
Jack: Neither would you, but let's not talk about your love life, OK?
Bud: Fans, we have to take a commercial break. Please stay tuned for more P.C.W. Blood Bath action when we return.

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(The camera returns with the Blood Bath Babes dancing in the ring. A fan holds up a sign stating that "The Blood Babes are #1". The girls then flirt with the fan for a bit, then return to the locker rooms.)
Jim: Hey, how come they weren't flirting with us?
Bud: Probably because you're not #1.
Jim: I'm a number 1.
Bud: You are?
Jim: Well, if you so.
Jack: OK. Number 1, I order you to take a number two.
Bud: Let's just go to the ring for our next bout.

PoCoLoCo vs. Rey Misterio Jr.
Harlie: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215 from San Diego, Rey Misterio Jr.! (Crowd cheers)

(Rey Misterio Jr. comes to the ring.)

Harlie: And his opponent, weighing in at 215 from Boca, Argentina, PoCoLoCo!

("Brood's theme" plays in the background. Rey Misterio Jr. grabs PoCoLoCo's arm and strikes his elbow. PoCoLoCo checks his boots. (The bell rings) Rey Misterio Jr. drives a forearm into PoCoLoCo. PoCoLoCo kicks Rey Misterio Jr. in the head. Rey Misterio Jr. stands up. Rey Misterio Jr. delivers a short-arm clothesline to PoCoLoCo. Rey Misterio Jr. grabs PoCoLoCo and applies an arm wrench. Rey Misterio Jr. knees PoCoLoCo and rolls back to his feet. Rey Misterio Jr. fists drops PoCoLoCo on the mat. Now Rey Misterio Jr. standing. PoCoLoCo climbs to his feet. PoCoLoCo uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Rey Misterio Jr. is down. Rey Misterio Jr. moves back to his feet. PoCoLoCo puts his hand in the mouth of Rey Misterio Jr. PoCoLoCo has Rey Misterio Jr. in the Mandible claw! Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... PoCoLoCo tightens the hold. ... ... PoCoLoCo breaks the hold. PoCoLoCo takes Rey Misterio Jr. off his feet with a short-arm clothesline. PoCoLoCo measures Rey Misterio Jr. up and drops a closed fist. PoCoLoCo stands up. Now Rey Misterio Jr. standing. Rey Misterio Jr. punches PoCoLoCo in the head. Rey Misterio Jr. kicks PoCoLoCo in the stomach. Rey Misterio Jr. kicks PoCoLoCo on the mat. PoCoLoCo climbs to his feet. Rey Misterio Jr. lifts up PoCoLoCo and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Rey Misterio Jr. chokes PoCoLoCo with his boot. Rey Misterio Jr. grabs PoCoLoCo and applies an arm wrench. Rey Misterio Jr. measures PoCoLoCo up and drops a closed fist. Rey Misterio Jr. stands up. Rey Misterio Jr. stomps PoCoLoCo. Rey Misterio Jr. rolls onto PoCoLoCo connecting with a knee. Now PoCoLoCo standing. Rey Misterio Jr. tackles PoCoLoCo and pummels his head. PoCoLoCo stands up. Rey Misterio Jr. lifts PoCoLoCo into a vertical suplex. PoCoLoCo connects with a flying knee. Rey Misterio Jr. goes down. PoCoLoCo goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 Rey Misterio Jr. escapes. PoCoLoCo uses a closed fist on Rey Misterio Jr. PoCoLoCo tackles Rey Misterio Jr. PoCoLoCo moves back to his feet. PoCoLoCo covers Rey Misterio Jr. hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 Rey Misterio Jr. escapes. Rey Misterio Jr. climbs to his feet. PoCoLoCo tackles and begins punching Rey Misterio Jr. Rey Misterio Jr. moves back to his feet. Rey Misterio Jr. sends PoCoLoCo into Earl Hebner he goes down. Rey Misterio Jr. executes a reverse DDT on PoCoLoCo. Rey Misterio Jr. chants start. PoCoLoCo is back on his feet. Rey Misterio Jr. tackles PoCoLoCo to the mat. Now Rey Misterio Jr. standing. The Masked Ass Whooper runs to the ring. The Masked Ass Whooper clotheslines PoCoLoCo. The Masked Ass Whooper low blows PoCoLoCo. PoCoLoCo is up again. The Masked Ass Whooper tackles Rey Misterio Jr. and pummels his head. Now Rey Misterio Jr. standing. The Masked Ass Whooper kicks Rey Misterio Jr. in the head. Ordered is restored. Earl Hebner gets up. Rey Misterio Jr. flips PoCoLoCo to the mat. Rey Misterio Jr. measures PoCoLoCo up and drops a closed fist. Now Rey Misterio Jr. standing. Rey Misterio Jr. connects with a Huracarana. PoCoLoCo is out. Rey Misterio Jr. covers PoCoLoCo. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3)

Harlie: The winner of this match, Rey Misterio Jr.!
Jim: Rey Misterio Jr. has won the match!
Jack: You think?
Jim: Nope, it's just what Harlie said.
Bud: And who was that guy that came in and interfered in the match.
Jim: The Masked Ass Whooper.
Bud: And how do you know his name?
Jack: Probably because he got his ass whooped by him.
Bud: Well, I don't doubt that. Fans, stay tuned as we take another commercial break.

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(The camera returns back in the locker room area. Asherah and Maige are already fighting each other, as Samuel Addams and the security crew break them apart.)
Bud: That was interesting.
Jack: Looks like something that I would rent.
Jim: And what would that be?
Bud: You mean you don't know?
Jack: Well, Jim. We would tell you what kind of movie that it would be, but your mother told us not to tell you.
Jim: Oh, OK. I better listen to my momma.
Jack: Yeah, OK?
Bud: Let's just go to the ring.

Spear vs. Cricket
Harlie: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 from Fresno, CA, Cricket!

("Make 'em say uhh" plays as Cricket comes to the ring.)

Harlie: And his opponent, weighing in at 225 from New York, Spear! (Crowd cheers)

("War Pigs" by Black Sabbath plays in the background. Cricket checks his boots. Spear strikes Cricket in the elbow. (Ring, ring, ring) Cricket uses a closed fist on Spear. Spear delivers a low blow to Cricket. Cricket slaps Spear in the face. Cricket stands up. Cricket drives a forearm into Spear. Cricket kicks Spear in the back of the leg. Spear moves back to his feet. Cricket hits the mat. Spear applies a Boston crab to Cricket. Earl Hebner asks Cricket if he quits. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Cricket tries to escape. Spear breaks the hold. Cricket runs and tackles Spear. Cricket punches him in the head. Spear gets up. Cricket takes Spear down with a knee. Spear gets back to his feet. Spear uses a closed fist on Cricket. Cricket delivers a kick to the head of Spear. Spear gets up. Spear reverse DDT's Cricket's head into the mat. Cricket stands up. Spear runs and tackles Cricket. Spear punches him in the head. Spear goes for a pin. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Cricket escapes. Cricket is up again. Cricket connects with a low blow. Spear goes down. Spear gets up. Spear connects with a flying knee. Cricket goes down. Cricket is up again. Cricket tackles Spear. Cricket is back on his feet. Spear is back on his feet. Spear tackles Cricket to the mat. Cricket climbs to his feet. Spear piledrives Cricket. Cricket gets up. Cricket tackles Spear and pummels his head. Spear stands up. Spear sends Cricket into Earl Hebner he goes down. Spear slaps Cricket in the face. Spear sucks chants start in the crowd. Spear delivers a kick to the head of Cricket. Cricket gets back to his feet. The Masked Ass Whooper runs to the ring. The Masked Ass Whooper tackles Spear. The Masked Ass Whooper is back on his feet. Spear is up again. The Masked Ass Whooper delivers a short-arm clothesline to Spear. The Masked Ass Whooper tackles Cricket. The Masked Ass Whooper starts pummeling Cricket's head. The Masked Ass Whooper leaves the ring. Ordered is restored. Earl Hebner gets up. Cricket shoves Earl Hebner. Ring, ring, ring! Earl Hebner calls for the bell. Cricket was disqualified.)

Harlie: The winner of this match, Spear!
Jim: It was the Masked Ass Whooper, again!
Jack: So, Spear got the win.
Bud: Who is the Masked Ass Whooper?
Jack: Why? Did he leave you a silver bullet?
Jim: No, that's the Lone Ranger. I use to watch that show.
Bud: Well, close enough. He gave me a beer.
Jack: Fans, stay tuned as we take a commercial break.

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Jim: And we are back, for the second half of P.C.W. Friday Night Blood Bath.
Bud: Let's go to the ring now where the Blood Bath Babes are waiting for us.
Jack: In what way?
(The Blood Bath Babes come down to do a seductive dance routine. Then they leave.)
Bud: Yes, folks. Don't forget to join us next week at the pay per view, to see the Blood Bath Babes try out their summer swim-ware.
Jack: That's going to be some good stuff there.
Bud: That aint no lie.
Jim: Lets go to the ring now for our next featured bout.

Horn-e-wood Hogan vs. Abaddon
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 346 from the far reaches of Hell, a member of Demonic Empire, Abaddon! (Crowd cheers)

("For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica plays as Abaddon comes to the ring.)

Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 275 from Venus Beach, CA, a member of NWO, Inc., Horn-e-wood Hogan! (Crowd cheers)

("I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred plays in the background. Abaddon runs down into the aisle and drags Horn-e-wood Hogan into the ring. Abaddon grabs Horn-e-wood Hogan's arm and strikes his elbow. Horn-e-wood Hogan grabs Abaddon's arm and strikes his elbow. (Ding, ding, ding) Abaddon kicks Horn-e-wood Hogan in the head. Horn-e-wood Hogan moves back to his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan forearm smashes Abaddon. Horn-e-wood Hogan delivers a kick to the head of Abaddon. Abaddon takes Horn-e-wood Hogan off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Abaddon knees Horn-e-wood Hogan and rolls back to his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan goes for a Side slam but Abaddon dodges the attack. Horn-e-wood Hogan puts his hand in the mouth of Abaddon. Horn-e-wood Hogan has Abaddon in the Sleeper Hold! Referee Nick Pattrick is checking for a tap out. ... Horn-e-wood Hogan tightens the hold. ... Abaddon tries to escape. ... Horn-e-wood Hogan breaks the hold. Horn-e-wood Hogan tackles Abaddon and pummels his head. Abaddon gets up. Abaddon tackles Horn-e-wood Hogan. Now Abaddon standing. Horn-e-wood Hogan climbs to his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan kicks Abaddon in the stomach. Horn-e-wood Hogan knees Abaddon and rolls back to his feet. Abaddon climbs to his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan lifts Abaddon up and drops him on the mat. Horn-e-wood Hogan tells Abaddon to suck it. Horn-e-wood Hogan goes for a figure four. Referee Nick Pattrick is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... Horn-e-wood Hogan tightens the hold. ... Horn-e-wood Hogan breaks the hold. Horn-e-wood Hogan sends Abaddon to ringside. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Abaddon moves back to his feet. (..2) Abaddon low blows Horn-e-wood Hogan. Horn-e-wood Hogan is back on his feet. (...3) Abaddon uses a closed fist on Horn-e-wood Hogan. (....4) Abaddon kicks Horn-e-wood Hogan in the back of the leg. Horn-e-wood Hogan moves back to his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan grabs his hand and flips him to the floor. (.....5) Horn-e-wood Hogan picks up a microphone cable and chokes Abaddon with it. (......6) Horn-e-wood Hogan and Abaddon move back into the ring. Horn-e-wood Hogan grabs Abaddon and applies an arm wrench. Horn-e-wood Hogan stomps Abaddon. Horn-e-wood Hogan fist drops Abaddon on the mat. Horn-e-wood Hogan rolls onto Abaddon connecting with a knee. Horn-e-wood Hogan measures Abaddon up and drops a closed fist. Horn-e-wood Hogan covers Abaddon. Referee Nick Pattrick makes the count. ...1 Abaddon escapes. Abaddon is back on his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan lifts Abaddon up and drops him on his knee. Horn-e-wood Hogan and Abaddon go to the floor Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) (..2) Horn-e-wood Hogan grabs Abaddon and applies an arm wrench. (...3) Horn-e-wood Hogan punches Abaddon in the head. (....4) Horn-e-wood Hogan connects with a flying knee. Abaddon goes down. Abaddon gets back to his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Abaddon and Horn-e-wood Hogan move back to ringside. Abaddon takes Horn-e-wood Hogan into the ring. Abaddon forearm smashes Horn-e-wood Hogan. Horn-e-wood Hogan takes Abaddon off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Horn-e-wood Hogan kicks Abaddon on the mat. Abaddon gets up. Horn-e-wood Hogan slaps the face of Abaddon. Horn-e-wood Hogan is up again. Horn-e-wood Hogan tries for a Spinning Neck-Breaker but Abaddon avoids it. Abaddon reverse DDT's Horn-e-wood Hogan's head into the mat. Abaddon chants start. Abaddon covers Horn-e-wood Hogan. Nick Pattrick counts. ...1 ...2 Horn-e-wood Hogan escapes. Horn-e-wood Hogan climbs to his feet. Abaddon puts his hand in the mouth of Horn-e-wood Hogan. Abaddon has Horn-e-wood Hogan in the Mandible claw! Nick Pattrick is checking for a tap out. ... ... Abaddon tightens the hold. ... Horn-e-wood Hogan is fighting the hold. ... Horn-e-wood Hogan tries to escape. Abaddon breaks the hold. Abaddon sends Horn-e-wood Hogan to ringside. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Abaddon side slams Horn-e-wood Hogan. Abaddon climbs to his feet. Abaddon takes Horn-e-wood Hogan into the ring. Abaddon measures Horn-e-wood Hogan up and drops a closed fist. Horn-e-wood Hogan is back on his feet. Abaddon piledrives Horn-e-wood Hogan head first into the mat. Horn-e-wood Hogan moves back to his feet. Abaddon runs and tackles Horn-e-wood Hogan. Abaddon punches him in the head. Horn-e-wood Hogan moves back to his feet. Abaddon executes the Severed Head Suplex Abaddon covers Horn-e-wood Hogan. Nick Pattrick counts. (...1 ...2 ...3)

Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Abaddon!
Jim: Wow! What an impressive win by Abaddon.
Jack: (Aside to Bud) If Harlie wouldn't have said anything, he probably would have never figured that out.
Bud: (Aside to Jack) No kidding. Fans, we go know to a commercial break. Please stay tuned for our main event coming up next.

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Jim: And we are back for more P.C.W. Blood Bath action.
Bud: Let's go to the ring for our main event.

Phoenix vs. The Terminator
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match for the IC title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 275, from The Future, The Terminator!

("T2 theme" plays in the arena.)

Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 275, from St. Louis, a member of NWO, Inc., he holds the IC title belt, Phoenix! (Crowd cheers)

("Love Roller Coaster" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers plays in the background. The Terminator grabs Phoenix's arm and strikes his elbow. Phoenix tests out the ropes. (The bell rings) The Terminator kicks Phoenix in the back of the leg. Phoenix low blows The Terminator. The Terminator moves back to his feet. The Terminator forearm smashes Phoenix. Phoenix punches The Terminator in the head. The Terminator uses a closed fist on Phoenix. Phoenix tackles and begins punching The Terminator. The Terminator is up again. Phoenix kicks The Terminator in the stomach. The Terminator stands up. The Terminator executes a back breaker on Phoenix. The Terminator covers Phoenix. Referee Nick Pattrick makes the count. ...1 ...2 Phoenix kicks out. Phoenix stands up. The Terminator sends Phoenix to ringside. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Phoenix lifts The Terminator into a vertical suplex. Phoenix gets up. (..2) (...3) Phoenix grabs The Terminator and applies an arm wrench. (....4) The Terminator tackles Phoenix and pummels his head. Phoenix is up again. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Phoenix and The Terminator move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Phoenix and The Terminator move back to ringside. Phoenix and The Terminator move back into the ring. Phoenix tackles The Terminator to the mat. Phoenix moves back to his feet. The Terminator gets up. Phoenix connects with a flying knee. The Terminator goes down. The Terminator gets back to his feet. The Terminator lifts Phoenix into the air and delivers a spine buster. The Terminator fist drops Phoenix on the mat. The Terminator gets up. Phoenix gets up. Phoenix delivers a short-arm clothesline to The Terminator. Phoenix stomps The Terminator's head. The Terminator is up again. The Terminator slaps the face of Phoenix. Phoenix kicks The Terminator in the head. The Terminator climbs to his feet. Phoenix piledrives The Terminator. Phoenix drags The Terminator to the floor. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) (..2) Phoenix rolls onto The Terminator connecting with a knee. The Terminator stands up. (...3) The Terminator kicks Phoenix in the head. Phoenix moves back to his feet. (....4) The Terminator low blows Phoenix. Now Phoenix standing. (.....5) The Terminator takes Phoenix into the ring. The Terminator takes Phoenix down with a knee. Phoenix stands up. The Terminator executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Phoenix. Phoenix forearm smashes The Terminator. Phoenix slaps the face of The Terminator. Phoenix moves back to his feet. The Terminator drives a forearm into the head of Phoenix. Phoenix tackles The Terminator to the mat. Phoenix climbs to his feet. The Terminator gets back to his feet. The Terminator flips Phoenix to the mat. The Terminator and Phoenix go to the floor Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) The Terminator piledrives Phoenix into the floor. They head back into the ring. Phoenix gets up. Phoenix short-arm clotheslines The Terminator to the mat. The Terminator stands up. The Terminator sends Phoenix into Nick Pattrick he goes down. The Terminator low blows Phoenix. Crotch chop from The Terminator. The Masked Ass Whooper runs to the ring. The Masked Ass Whooper kicks Phoenix on the mat. The Masked Ass Whooper knees Phoenix and rolls back to his feet. The Masked Ass Whooper kicks The Terminator in the stomach. The Masked Ass Whooper applies an arm wrench to The Terminator. Ordered is restored. Nick Pattrick gets up. Nick Pattrick saw the interference. Ring, ring, ring! Nick Pattrick calls for the bell. Double DQ.)

Bud: That was one Hell of a match!
Jack: The Masked Ass Whooper stikes again.
Jim: Fans, we just recieved word from the office personnel that there will be a rematch beween Phoenix and Terminator at a later date.
Bud: That's right fans, and don't forget to join us next week for the P.C.W. Bikini Break-out Pay Per View.
Jack: And then we will see the Blood Bath Babes in their summer swim-ware.
Jim: Bye folks.