P.C.W.
Halloween In The Ring.
(The camera overlooks the arena, as the P.C.W. theme song plays in the back ground. The crowd goes wild, as the fireworks go off).
Jim: Welcome fans, to the Pro Championship Wrestling's "Halloween In The Ring" Pay- Per-View extravaganza. I am your host, Jim Been, along with my colleagues, Jack Dahniels and Bud Wheiser.
(The Blood Bath Babes do their dance routine, to much excitement for the crowd).
Jack: Let's see if we can get an interview with them.
Val Venus Vs. La Plop.
(Jack and Bud return to the announcement booth, with two of the Blood Bath Babes).
Dracula Vs. Lim Po Po.
Bud: That was an intence match.
Cleric Vs. Chavo.
Bud: Whoa, that was one
(The men entered in the following order: Jack Schitt, Beast Master, Doomsday, Angel of Death, Armaggedon, Horn-e-wood Hogan, Revelation, Highway Warrior, Archangel, Grim Reaper, Terminator, and Phoenix. The bell dings, and the 12 men battle each other, and eleminated each other as follows:)
12 Man Battle Royal.
Jack Schitt was eliminated by Beast Master. (1 min. 56 sec.)
Bud: Thank you, Jim. And we are live from Phoenix, Arizona.
Jack: That's right folk's, and tonight the P.C.W. is suppose to give out 4 of their titles to those wrestler's that prove themselves worthy of the gold.
Jim: Fans, we take you to the ring now with a dance routine form the Blood Bath Babes.
Bud: Hold on. Let me go with you.
(Bud and Jack leave the announcing booth).
Jim: Hey, guys. Who's going to run the show?
Bud: Don't worry. We'll be back.
Jim: Well fans, I guess I'll take you to the ring now for the opening bout.
Val made his way down early to the ring. Then La Plop made his way down. As La Plop entered the ring, Val tied La Plop up into the ropes. Val the continued to pound on La Plop, until the ref told Val to break it up. The two men locked up, and it is La Plop with an arm bar takedown. La Plop then gives Val Venus a roll over. A cover: 1-and a kickout by Val. Val then gets back up to his feet, and a standing drop kick to La Plop. Val then picks up La Plop, and delivers a belly-to-belly suplex. A cover: 1-2-and a kick out by La Plop. Val sets La Plop up for an Irish Whip, and La Plop knocks down the ref, as he goes into the turnbuckle. Val Venus, seeing that the ref was unconscious, then set La Plop up and delivered, The Shattered Dreams. La Plop then dropped to the mat. A cover by Val Venus, but the ref is still out. Val then wakes up the ref. The ref is up, but is still a little groggy. Val then gives La Plop The Money Shot. A cover: 1-2-3. Your Winner: Val Venus.
Bud: (laughs at Jim). See, I told you we'll be right back.
Jim: And that you are. So, who are these two lovely ladies?
Wild: I'm Wild.
Lucky: And I'm Lucky.
Jack: Hey, That's my line.
(Organ music plays in the background, as the lights dim).
Jim: Well, we better conclude this interview, as we go to the ring for our next bout.
Dracula floats down from the rafters and into the ring. The lights then come back on. Lim Po Po then enters the ring, probably with a lump in his pants. The bell dings as the two men lock it up. Lim Po Po backs up into the rope, and Dracula slaps him in the face. Dracula then gives Lim Po Po a drop kick, which sends Lim Po Po out of the ring. Dracula then goes after Lim Po Po, and tosses Lim Po Po into the steel stairs. Dracula then continues to bash Lim Po Po's head into the steel steps, and then tosses Lim Po Po into the ring. Back into the ring, Dracula delivers a flying headbutt to Lim Po Po. A cover: 1-2-and a kick out by Lim Po Po. Dracula then drags Lim Po Po into the middle of the ring. Dracula then gives Lim Po Po a few kicks to the back of his kneck. Dracula then gives Lim Po Po a scoop slam. A cover: 1-2-and another kickout by Lim Po Po. Dracula then sets him up for The Bloodlose. Lim Po Po gives up. Your winner: Dracula.
Jack: I'll say. It frightened off both Lucky and Wild.
Jim: A poor excuse is better than none for your luck with women.
Jack: Just go to the ring.
Jim: Ok, fans we take you to the Lightweight Finals match between Cleric and Chavo.
The two stable-mates got into an early beginning during this match. Chavo was able to lock up with Cleric. Cleric was then able to reverse it into a sleeper hold. Chavo was then able to slip out of the sleeper hold, and then sent Cleric into the ropes. Chavo then gave Cleric a clothesline, which sent him down to the mat. A cover: 1-and a kickout by Cleric. The two men lock up again. Chavo then gives Cleric an arm drag to the mat, in which Cleric rolls into a leg takedown. A cover: 1- and a kickout. Chavo rolls up Cleric. Another cover: 1-2-and a kickout by Cleric. The two men are back on their feet. Chavo then starts pounding on Cleric. Cleric then sets Chavo up for an Irish Whip into the corner. Cleric then runs over to Chavo, only to be thrown out of the ring. Chavo then climbs the turnbuckle. Cleric then hit the ropes, which sent Chavo down to the outside of the ring. Cleric then goes over to Chavo, and throws him into the steel steps. Cleric then goes back into the ring. Chavo gets up, and does likewise. Back in the ring, the two men continue to beat on each other. Chavo then sends Cleric into the ropes. Cleric was then able to spring board off of the ropes, and delivered a moonsualt to Chavo. A cover: 1-2-and a kickout by Chavo. The two men lock up yet again, and he tosses Cleric out of the ring, and into the steel guard rail. Chavo then takes his hobby horse, and gallops around in the ring. Cleric, seizing the opportunity to ketch his breath, climbed up the turnbuckle. Chavo then turn to see Cleric, as they both did a mid-air dropkick to each other. Both men hit the mat. Chavo then rolls over for a cover. 1-2-and a kickout by Cleric. The two then get back on their feet. Chavo with a swinging neckbreaker, a cover: 1-2-and yet another kickout. Cleric then gets to his feet, and then gives Chavo a frankensteiner. A cover: 1-2, then Chavo rolls it over on Cleric. A cover: 1-2, then Cleric rolls it over into the ropes. The two men lock back up, and it is Cleric with an arm drag. Cleric then converts it into a surfboard, which slows Chavo down a bit. Chavo then reverses the surfboard onto Cleric. Cleric then hind kicks Chavo in the knee, and sets Chavo up for a drop toe hold. A cover: 1-2- and yet another kickout. Chavo sets Cleric up for an Irish Whip, and knocks Cleric out of the ring. Cleric was then rather slow in getting back up. Chavo then decided to gallop around the ring with his hobby horse again. Cleric then climbed up the turnbuckle and gave Chavo a hurricarrana. Cleric then dragged Chavo into the middle of the ring and applied The Twist of Magik. Chavo is tries to break free, but couldn't. He then gives up. Lightweight Champion: Cleric.
HELL of a match.
Jack: Yeah, but what in the world is Chavo doing?
(Chavo grabs a microphone, and climbs up to the ropes.)
Chavo: Look everybody! I'm the number one contender! Whoooo!
Bud: Well, he is right. He is the number one contender for the Lightweight division.
Jack: Big deal, there's what, four wrestlers in the Lightweight Division. That's not hard to be.
Bud: Oh, Shut up.
Jim: Fans, we take you to the ring now for our main event.
Harlie: Welcome fans to tonights main event.
Pro Championship Wrestling proudly presents it "Halloween In The Ring" Battle Royal.
This battle royal is for the P.C.W. Heavyweight belts.
The third person remaining will become the P.C.W. North-American Champion.
The second person remaining will become the P.C.W. Inter-Contential Champion.
And last of all, the single person left in the ring will be, the P.C.W. World Heavyweight Champion.
So, wrestling fans, Are You Readdy???
I said, ARE YOU RRREEEAAADDDYYY???
Then, for the thousands in attendance, and for the millions at home watching their T.V., and for one very upset announcer, (points to Jack Dahniels),
Let The Games Begin!!
Armageddon was eliminated by Revelation. (5 min. 32 sec.)
Angel of Death was eliminated by Phoenix. (6 min. 09 sec.)
Beast Master was eliminated by Doomsday. (10 min. 47 sec.)
Horn-E-wood Hogan was eliminated by Terminator. (12 min. 38 sec.)
Highway Warrior was eliminated by Archangel. (13 min. 59 sec.)
Doomsday was eliminated by Revelation. (23 min. 19 sec.)
Phoenix was eliminated by Grim Reaper. (23 min. 50 sec.)
Revelation was eliminated by Archangel. (27 min. 46 sec.)
Archangel was eliminated by Grim Reaper. (36 min. 59 sec.)
Terminator was eliminated by Grim Reaper. (37 min. 01 sec.)