(The camera then overlooks the arena, as the P.C.W. theme song plays in the background. The crowd goes wild, as the fireworks go off).
Jim: Welcome fans to P.C.W.'s Thanksgiving Massacre.
Spear vs. Warlok.
Jack: Whoa, did you see that.
Cleric vs. Jack Schitt.
Jim: That was a great title defense for the lightweight.
Dracula vs. Satan.
Jack: Did you see that? Archangel knocked out Satan and got his belt back.
Jack: That was an interesting match. I think.
Dracula vs. Spear.
Jack: Wait a minute, what's this!
(The camera opens up with Satan attacking Archangel from behind. Satan then proceeds to kick Archangel in the stomach, then steals his North American belt).
Jack: That's right folks, and we are live from San Antonio, Texas.
Bud: And waiting for us now are the lovely Blood Bath Babes.
(The Girls do an erotic dance routine, which entrances some people, and then leave for the locker rooms.)
Jim: Now that was entertaining.
Jack: Huh, What?
Bud: Fans, In case you haven't heard, there will be a new World Middleweight Champion after tonight's match ups.
Jim: Let's take you to the ring for the first of the Middleweight Final Four.
The two men enter the ring. They lock up, and Warlok took control of the match early. Spear then regained the advantage after a missile drop kick to Warlok's knee. It was then back and forth between the two, until Warlok catapulted Spear into the ref. Once the ref was knocked out, Warlok took his sledgehammer, and started to pound on Spear's knee. Warlok's tag-team partner, Revelation, then came running down to ringside. After arguing with Warlok, Revelation then set his own partner up for The Silencer. Revelation then dragged Spear over and placed him on top of Warlok, then Revelation woke up the ref. A cover: 1-2-3. Your Winner: Spear.
Bud: Revelation turned his back on his own tag-team partner!
Jim: Well, Spear will go on to face the winner of the second Final Four, for the Middleweight belt.
Jack: And we will go on to see the Blood Bath Babes do another dance routine.
(The girls come out and do a fabulous dance mix, and then leave.)
Bud: Ok, fans. We take you know to our Lightweight match of the evening.
Jack clearly over-powered the lightweight in the beginning. But Cleric did not give up. The momentum really heated up when Cleric pulled off a hurricaranna onto the heavyweight. Cleric then rolled him up for a two count before putting Jack into The Twist of Magik. Jack struggles, and then gives up. Your winner: Cleric
Bud: Yeah, but what this!
(Dracula floats down to the ring from the rafters, and throws Jack Schitt out of the ring).
Jack: Well fans, I guess we go now to our second Final Four match, since Dracula is already here.
Satan comes down to the ring side, carrying Archangel's North American belt. He then enters the ring to face Dracula. The two men lock up, and Dracula gains an early advantage. Satan then regains the advantage, and the match goes back and forth between the two "entities". Satan then continues to fight with Dracula, then he gives Dracula the Devil's Fury He goes for the cover, but then Archangel runs down to the ring side. Archangel then grabs his belt, and goes and hits Satan upside the head with it. But the ref doesn't see this, and Dracula gets up and covers Satan. The ref counts: 1-2-3. Your Winner: Dracula.
Bud: First Revelation turns on Warlok, then Archangel returns fire on Satan.
Jim: And Dracula will go on to face Spear later on this evening for the Middleweight Title belt.
Jack: And best of all, the Blood Bath Babes are ready to do another dance for us.
Jim: I wouldn't consider that the best thing of this evening yet, but let's find out.
(The Blood Bath Babes come out to do a dance routine to Will Smith's "Getting' Jiggy Wid It". The crowd goes extremely wild as they get "jiggy".)
Jack: I'm ready to get jiggy with them. (Puts on his hat that says "PIMP" on it.)
Bud: I'm sure you are.
Jim: Fans, we take you know to Harlie Davidson for our World Heavyweight Title defense.
Harlie: Ladies and Gentlemen, scheduled for a 30 minute timed bout, the P.C.W. office proudly presents its Heavyweight Title defense of the evening.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Are You Ready?
I said, ARE YOU READY?
Then for the thousands in attendance, and the millions at home crammed around a TV screen, and for the dead turkey's that we ate on Thanksgiving Day…
Let The Games Begin!!!
Introducing first, the challenger, the Highway Warrior.
(Highway Warrior's theme song plays as he walks down to the ring.)
Harlie: And introducing next, the P.C.W.'s World Heavyweight Champion, the Grim Reaper.
(The lights go off, as the arena goes pitch black. The lights come back on with the Grim Reaper standing over the Highway Warrior.)
The ref counts: 1-2-3. Your Winner: Grim Reaper.
Bud: Was Highway Warrior knocked out, or did he just lay down while the lights were off?
Jim: I don't know, but we take you back to our ring announcer for tonight's Main Event.
Harlie: Ladies and Gentlemen, We welcome you to P.C.W. Thanksgiving Massacre's Main Event.
It will be a no time limit battle between the two winners of the Final Four for the P.C.W. Middleweight Title belt.
Then without further ado,
Let The Games Begin!!!
Spear enters first, his knee still in pain from his match against Warlok. Dracula then appears in the ring from the rafters. The bell rings and the two battle it out. Spear battles bravely, but Dracula keep attacking his injured knee. Spear fights back, and gives Dracula a DDT. Spear covers for a two count. Dracula then takes the advantage of this match, until Spear regains it by giving Dracula an Atomic Drop. Spear then goes on a rampage trying to wear down his opponent. Spear then kicks Dracula in the back of the head, and is able to get another two count. Dracula then was able to set Spear up for a vertical supplex, and then dragged him into the middle of the ring to apply the Bloodlose. Spear will not give up. He tries to give up, but can't. Spear then passes out from the pain. Your winner and Middleweight Champion: Dracula.
(Satan runs down to the ring, and starts attacking Dracula. He continues to beat on Dracula, until Warlok runs down with his sledgehammer. Everyone in the ring gets hit upside the head by Warlok's hammer, and Warlok then grabs a microphone.)
Warlok: Hey, Rev! Get your g*d d@mn @ss out here! I got some business with you!
Bud: He's calling him out!
Jack: Is that a good idea for him?
Jim: Look, there he is!
(Revelation appears at the walkway, smoking his cigarette. He then stops, looks up at Warlok, and gives him the middle finger, and walks back to the locker room.)
Jim: So, how about that.
Bud: Warlok doesn't seem to be very happy.
Jack: Well fans, join us next week for P.C.W.'s Friday Night Blood Bath.
Bud: Later, Y'all.