Bikini Break-Out!!

(The camera opens up showing the Blood Bath Babes, in bikini's, dancing in the locker room area. The camera then closes in on Jack Dahniels, who is busy talking to the girls.)
Jack: Welcome fans to the P.C.W. Bikini Break Out! I am your host, Jack Dahniels, along with the lovely Blood Bath Babes.
Wild: Hi, Jack. On behalf of the rest of the Blood Bath Babes, we would like to say "let the games begin!"
Jack: Ok, I ready if you're willing. Anyway, folks, have we a night in store for you. Let's go now to the announcing booth with my colleagues, Bud Wheiser and Jim Been.
(The camera zooms in on the announcing booth)
Bud: Welcome fans. We are joined here at the announcing booth with our guest commentator, Isaac Hayes!
(crowd cheers)
Bud: So Isaac, what do you think of the Blood Bath Babes.
Isaac: Pretty damn fine, Bud.
Jim: Well, Mr. Hayes, would you like to do the honors for our opening bout?
Isaac: You damn right. Hey, let's go to the ring now for some cool Pro Championship Wrestling action.

Miguel Blood vs. Cricket
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 lbs., from Fresno, CA, Cricket!!!

("Make 'em say uh" plays in the background, as Cricket enters the ring.)

Harlie: And his opponent, weighing in at 205 from Boca, Argentina, Miguel Blood!!!

("The Brood's Theme" plays as Miguel Blood walks to the ring. Cricket checks his boots. Miguel Blood strikes Cricket in the elbow. (ring, ring, ring) Cricket drives a forearm into the head of Miguel Blood. Cricket kicks Miguel Blood in the head. Cricket measures Miguel Blood up and drops a closed fist. Cricket is up again. Miguel Blood is up again. Miguel Blood reverse DDT's Cricket's head into the mat. Cricket gets up. Cricket connects with a flying knee. Miguel Blood goes down. Cricket applies an arm wrench to Miguel Blood. Cricket goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts the pin. (...1)(...2) Miguel Blood escapes. Now Miguel Blood is standing. Miguel Blood kicks Cricket in the head. Miguel Blood applies an arm wrench to Cricket. Cricket gets back to his feet. Cricket kicks Miguel Blood in the back of the leg. Cricket knees Miguel Blood and rolls back to his feet. Miguel Blood climbs to his feet. Miguel Blood picks Cricket up and side slams him to the mat. Miguel Blood takes a slap to the face from Cricket. Cricket gets back to his feet. Cricket connects with a low blow. Miguel Blood goes down. Miguel Blood is back on his feet. Miguel Blood vertical suplexes Cricket to the mat. Miguel Blood sends Cricket into Earl Hebner. The ref goes down. Miguel Blood stomps Cricket. Miguel Blood chokes Cricket. The Masked Ass Whooper runs to the ring. The Masked Ass Whooper punches Miguel Blood repeatedly. The Masked Ass Whooper flips Miguel Blood to the mat. The Masked Ass Whooper stomps Cricket. The Masked Ass Whooper tells Cricket to kiss his ass. Samuel Adams and the P.C.W. security team runs down to the ringside. Samuel Adams escorts The Masked Ass Whooper back to the locker room area. Ordered is restored. Earl Hebner gets up. Miguel Blood punches Cricket repeatedly. Miguel Blood grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Miguel Blood goes for the Riping Rage. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Cricket tries to escape. ... ... Miguel Blood tightens the hold. ... Cricket is fighting the hold. ... Cricket is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Cricket tries to escape. ... Cricket tries to escape. ... Cricket tries to escape. Cricket taps out.)

Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Miguel Blood!!!
Jim: Fans, we have been informed by Samuel Addams, that the Masked Ass Whooper has been arrested and will not be able to return tonight.
Bud: And now, let's go to the ring with Jack Dahniels and the Blood Bath Babes!
(Crowd cheers)
Isaac: Ah, yeah.
Jack: Ladies and gentlemen, the P.C.W. is proud to present, The Blood Bath Babes!
(crowd cheers louder)
(The Blood Bath Babes enter the ring, still wearing their swim suits. Jack then leaves the ring, as the girls do a seductive dance number. They then leave the ring, and return with Jack to the locker room area.)
Bud: Now that's what I call "entertainment".
Jim: Really?
Bud: (Aside to Isaac Hayes) And I call him "dumb-ass" too.
(Bud and Isaac laughs.)
Isaac: Hey, now. Let's go to the ring now with my main man, Harlie Davidson, as we get ready to dig this next match.

Beast Master vs. Jack Schitt
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, our special guest referee, the former senator, Robert J. Dole!
(crowd cheers)

(Bob Dole enters the ring.)

Bob: Bob Dole just has one thing to say real quick.
Bob Dole says "Let the games begin!"

(crowd cheers)

Harlie: Thank you Bob, but that was my line. Anyway, introducing first, weighing in at 225 lbs., from Chicago, IL., a member of the NWO, Inc., Beast Master!!! (crowd cheers)

("Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses plays in the background, as Beast Master enters the ring.)

Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 255, from New York, NY, a member of Jobbers R' Us, Jack Schitt!!! (crowd boos)

("The House that Jack Built" by Metallica plays in the background. Beast Master checks his boots. Jack Schitt checks his pants. (ring, ring, ring) Beast Master kicks Jack Schitt in the stomach. Beast Master kicks Jack Schitt on the mat. Jack Schitt side slams Beast Master. Jack Schitt moves back to his feet. Beast Master gets back to his feet. Beast Master connects with a flying knee. Jack Schitt goes down. Jack Schitt stands up. Jack Schitt takes a slap to the face from Beast Master. Beast Master tackles and begins punching Jack Schitt. Jack Schitt moves back to his feet. Jack Schitt executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Beast Master. The "Jack Schitt sucks" chants start in the crowd. Now Beast Master standing. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Jack Schitt takes Beast Master down. "Jack Schitt sucks" chants continue in the crowd. Jack Schitt puts Beast Master in a reverse chin lock. Bob Dole asks Beast Master if he quits. ... ... Beast Master tries to escape. Beast Master escapes. Jack Schitt knees Beast Master and rolls back to his feet. Jack Schitt covers Beast Master. Bob Dole counts the pin. (...1) Beast Master kicks out. Beast Master moves back to his feet. Jack Schitt drives a forearm into Beast Master. Beast Master punches Jack Schitt in the head. Jack Schitt short-arm clotheslines Beast Master to the mat. Beast Master climbs to his feet. Jack Schitt reverse DDT's Beast Master's head into the mat. "Jack Schitt sucks" chants start in the crowd. Jack Schitt drags Beast Master to the floor. Bob Dole starts the count (.1) Jack Schitt applies an arm wrench to Beast Master. Now Beast Master is standing. Jack Schitt flips Beast Master to the floor. Beast Master takes Jack Schitt into the ring. Beast Master punches Jack Schitt repeatedly. Beast Master flips Jack Schitt to the mat. Jack Schitt stands up. Beast Master slams Jack Schitt head first into the mat. Beast Master them executes the Rattlesnake Bite. Beast Master goes for a pin. Referee Bob Dole makes the count. (...1)( ...2)(...3).)

Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Beast Master!!!
Jim: What a win by the Beast Master.
Bud: What a nice job of being the Ref by Bob Dole. And he did it all without the help of his Viagra.
Isaac: Must have been those nice, fine ladies in the locker room area.
Jim: Speaking of him, let's see how he's doing back there.
(Camera cuts back to the locker room area)
Jack: Hello, Jim. How's things going at the booth?
Jim: Pretty good. And how's things back there?
Jack: Really nice, Jim. But, you probably would not understand anything about that.
Bud: So, Jack. Are the Blood Bath Babes ready to perform for us again.
Jack: Well, not right now, Bud. Ice kind of "broke out" of her bikini top, so she went to put on another one.
Bud: Bet that was interesting.
Isaac: Do tell, Brother Dahniels.
Jack: Well, let's just say she got a little bit "nipple-y".
Bud: Ok, Jack. Please keep us informed, as we go now to the ring for our next bout.

Fireball vs. Mr. Charisma
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225, from St. Louis, MO., a member of the Demonic Empire, Fireball!!! (crowd cheers)

("Hells Bells" plays in the background, as Fireball enters the ring.)

Harlie: And his opponent, weighing in at 225, from Charisma Central, Mr. Charisma!!! (crowd boos)

("Highway Child" by Jimmy Hendrix plays on. Fireball checks his boots. Mr. Charisma strikes Fireball in the elbow. (ring, ring, ring) Fireball low blows Mr. Charisma. Mr. Charisma is up again. Mr. Charisma connects with a low blow. Fireball goes down. Fireball climbs to his feet. Mr. Charisma delivers a kick to the head of Fireball. Now Fireball is standing. Fireball takes Mr. Charisma down with a knee. Now Mr. Charisma standing. Fireball short-arm clotheslines Mr. Charisma to the mat. Now Mr. Charisma standing. Fireball tackles and begins punching Mr. Charisma. Fireball knees Mr. Charisma and rolls back to his feet. Fireball kicks Mr. Charisma on the mat. Fireball fist drops Mr. Charisma on the mat. Mr. Charisma is back on his feet. Mr. Charisma side slams Fireball. Fireball stands up. Mr. Charisma tackles Fireball to the mat. Now Mr. Charisma standing. Fireball is back on his feet. Fireball kicks Mr. Charisma in the back of the leg. Now Mr. Charisma standing. Mr. Charisma runs and tackles Fireball. Mr. Charisma punches him in the head. Fireball gets back to his feet. Fireball slaps the face of Mr. Charisma. Fireball climbs to his feet. Fireball kicks Mr. Charisma in the head. Fireball grabs Mr. Charisma and applies an arm wrench. Fireball fist drops Mr. Charisma on the mat. Fireball is back on his feet. Mr. Charisma is back on his feet. Mr. Charisma lifts up Fireball and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Fireball gets up. Mr. Charisma punches Fireball in the head. Mr. Charisma slaps the face of Fireball. Mr. Charisma is back on his feet. Mr. Charisma drives a forearm into Fireball. Fireball drives a forearm into the head of Mr. Charisma. Fireball delivers a short-arm clothesline to Mr. Charisma. Mr. Charisma is up again. Mr. Charisma kicks Fireball in the back of the leg. Fireball climbs to his feet. Mr. Charisma piledrives Fireball head first into the mat. Mr. Charisma sucks chants start in the crowd. Mr. Charisma sends Fireball to ringside. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) (..2) Mr. Charisma stomps Fireball's head. (...3) Fireball kicks Mr. Charisma in the head. Mr. Charisma climbs to his feet. (....4) Mr. Charisma takes Fireball down with a knee. Fireball gets up. (.....5) Fireball takes Mr. Charisma into the ring. Fireball tackles and begins punching Mr. Charisma. Fireball grabs Mr. Charisma and applies an arm wrench. Mr. Charisma executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Fireball. Mr. Charisma grabs Fireball and applies an arm wrench. Mr. Charisma sucks chants start in the crowd. Mr. Charisma chokes Fireball. Fireball drags Mr. Charisma to the floor. Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Fireball reverse DDT's Mr. Charisma's head into the floor. Fireball chokes Mr. Charisma. Mr. Charisma sucks chants start in the crowd. (..2) Fireball rolls onto Mr. Charisma connecting with a knee. Fireball tells Mr. Charisma to suck it. Mr. Charisma is back on his feet. (...3) Fireball side slams Mr. Charisma. Now Fireball standing. Fireball stomps Mr. Charisma. (....4) Fireball runs in and leg drops Mr. Charisma. Fireball rolls onto Mr. Charisma connecting with a knee. Mr. Charisma stands up. (.....5) Fireball lifts Mr. Charisma and delivers a back breaker. Mr. Charisma gets back to his feet. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Fireball takes Mr. Charisma down. (......6) Fireball fist drops Mr. Charisma on the floor. Mr. Charisma sucks chants start in the crowd. Fireball moves back to his feet. Mr. Charisma is back on his feet. Fireball kicks Mr. Charisma in the back of the leg. Mr. Charisma gets back to his feet. (.......7) Fireball lifts Mr. Charisma up and drops him on the floor. Mr. Charisma sucks chants start in the crowd. Fireball stomps Mr. Charisma. (........8) Fireball grabs Mr. Charisma and applies an arm wrench. Mr. Charisma stands up. Fireball delivers a low blow to Mr. Charisma. Fireball goes to the ring. (.........9)Mr. Charisma heads to the ring, but Fireball keeps him out. (...........10). The ref calls for the bell.)

Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Fireball!!!
Jim: Fireball doesn't deserve to win that match.
Bud: And you don't deserve to be a commentator either, but you don't see me complaining.
Isaac: Ah, yeah. I just got the news that the Blood Bath Babes are ready to get down in the ring.
Bud: Let's see the Blood Bath Babes!
(The crowd cheers as the Blood Bath Babes enter the ring. The girls then proceed to do a dance number. Mid-way through the dance, Ice "breaks out" of her top, again, and runs semi-topless back to the locker room area.)
Bud: Whoa!
Jim: Oh, that poor girl. That must have been really embarrassing.
Isaac: Yeah, that was nice.
Bud: Whoa!
Jim: Uh, Bud. Are you ok?
Isaac: The Bud man will be fine, dude. Just let him watch the next match, and you'll find out.

Molech vs. Kaptain Kool
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 280 lbs., from Memphis, TN., Kaptain Kool!!! (crowd cheers)

("Tear Da Club Up" plays in the background, as Kaptain Kool enters the ring.)

Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 320 lbs., from The Depths of Hell, a member of the Demonic Empire, accompanied by Asherah, Molech!!! (crowd cheers)

("Du Hast Mich" by Rammestein plays in the background as Molech appears in the ring. Kaptain Kool grabs Molech's arm and strikes his elbow. Molech strikes Kaptain Kool in the elbow. (the bell rings) Nick Pattrick starts the count (.1) Kaptain Kool takes Molech down with a knee. (..2) Kaptain Kool measures Molech up and drops a closed fist. Molech gets back to his feet. (...3) Molech punches Kaptain Kool in the head. (....4) Molech kicks Kaptain Kool in the back of the leg. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Kaptain Kool and Molech move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Kaptain Kool runs and tackles Molech. Kaptain Kool punches him in the head. Molech gets up. Molech lifts Kaptain Kool into a vertical suplex. Molech is up again. Asherah clotheslines Kaptain Kool. Molech piledrives Kaptain Kool into the mat. Molech tells Kaptain Kool to DIE. Asherah clotheslines Kaptain Kool. Kaptain Kool is back on his feet. Molech takes a slap to the face from Kaptain Kool. Kaptain Kool kicks Molech in the stomach. Kaptain Kool goes for a pin. Nick Pattrick counts. (...1) Molech kicks out. Molech climbs to his feet. Kaptain Kool delivers a short-arm clothesline to Molech. Kaptain Kool rolls onto Molech connecting with a knee. Kaptain Kool grabs Molech and applies an arm wrench. Kaptain Kool rolls onto Molech connecting with a knee. Kaptain Kool measures Molech up and drops a closed fist. Kaptain Kool moves back to his feet. Molech stands up. Molech picks Kaptain Kool up and side slams him to the mat. Molech dives head first into Kaptain Kool. Molech climbs to his feet. Kaptain Kool moves back to his feet. Molech runs and tackles Kaptain Kool. Molech punches him in the head. Molech chants start. Molech gives Kaptain Kool a crotch chop. Molech executes The Sacrifice on Kaptain Kool. Molech goes for a pin. Nick Pattrick counts. (...1) (...2) (...3).)

Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, Molech!!!
Jim: That was a nice victory for Molech.
Bud: And that was a nice view of Ice earlier too.
Isaac: See, what did tell you. The Bud man is cool.
Bud: I could use a beer though.
Isaac: Don't we all.
Jim: Fans, I have received word from the office personnel about the Ice incident that happened earlier on the show. They would like to apologize for that accident, and to anybody that had been offended.
Bud: I don't think anyone was offended, do you?
Isaac: Not to my knowledge, at least.
Jim: Yeah, well. Some people have morals you know.
Bud: And the other people have beer, so what's your point.
Jim: The point is...
Bud: Tell us that later, Jim. Harlie is waiting for us.
Isaac: And now to the ring with the coolest ring announcer, Harlie Davidson.

Cleric vs. Rey Misterio Jr.
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match for the World Lightweight title. On his way to the ring at this time, on loan from the World Legion Wrestling federation, the referee known to the world as Skippy!

(The crowd cheers as Skippy enters the ring.)

Harlie: And now, for the challenger. Weighing in at 215, from San Diego, Rey Misterio Jr.!!! (crowd cheers)

(Rey Misterio Jr. comes to the ring.)

Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 210, from Cimmeria, a member of the NWO, Inc., he holds the World Lightweight title belt, Cleric!!! (Crowd Cheers)

("Walk on Water" by Ozzy Osbourne plays on. Rey Misterio Jr. checks out the ring. Cleric checks his boots. (ring, ring, ring) Rey Misterio Jr. takes Cleric off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Rey Misterio Jr. stomps Cleric. Now Cleric standing. Cleric short-arm clotheslines Rey Misterio Jr. to the mat. Cleric grabs Rey Misterio Jr. and applies an arm wrench. Cleric fist drops Rey Misterio Jr. on the mat. Cleric gets back to his feet. Now Rey Misterio Jr. standing. Rey Misterio Jr. shoulder tackles Cleric. Cleric climbs to his feet. Cleric piledrives Rey Misterio Jr. head first into the mat. Cleric applies a Boston crab to Rey Misterio Jr. Referee Skippy is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Rey Misterio Jr. is fighting the hold. Cleric breaks the hold. Cleric sends Rey Misterio Jr. to ringside. Skippy starts the count (.1) (..2) Cleric stomps Rey Misterio Jr.'s head. (...3) Cleric knees Rey Misterio Jr. and rolls back to his feet. Rey Misterio Jr. climbs to his feet. (....4) Rey Misterio Jr. uses a closed fist on Cleric. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Rey Misterio Jr. and Cleric move back to ringside. Rey Misterio Jr. and Cleric move back into the ring. Rey Misterio Jr. tackles and begins punching Cleric. Rey Misterio Jr. goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. (...1)(...2) Cleric escapes. Cleric is back on his feet. Cleric delivers a low blow to Rey Misterio Jr. Rey Misterio Jr. stands up. Rey Misterio Jr. executes a reverse DDT on Cleric. Rey Misterio Jr. covers Cleric. The ref starts the count. (...1) (...2) Cleric kicks out. Rey Misterio Jr. drives a forearm into Cleric. Cleric drives a forearm into the head of Rey Misterio Jr. Cleric delivers a kick to the head of Rey Misterio Jr. Now Rey Misterio Jr. standing. Rey Misterio Jr. kicks Cleric in the stomach. Cleric moves back to his feet. Cleric kicks Rey Misterio Jr. in the back of the leg. Now Rey Misterio Jr. standing. Rey Misterio Jr. uses a closed fist on Cleric. Cleric connects with a flying knee. Rey Misterio Jr. goes down. Rey Misterio Jr. hits the mat. Cleric climbs to his feet. Cleric drags Rey Misterio Jr. to the floor. Skippy starts the count (.1) (..2) Rey Misterio Jr. drives a forearm into the head of Cleric. (...3) Cleric runs and tackles Rey Misterio Jr. Cleric punches him in the head. (....4) Cleric kicks Rey Misterio Jr. on the floor. Rey Misterio Jr. is back on his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Rey Misterio Jr. runs and tackles Cleric. Rey Misterio Jr. punches him in the head. Rey Misterio Jr. grabs Cleric and applies an arm wrench. Rey Misterio Jr. knees Cleric and rolls back to his feet. Cleric gets up. Cleric lifts Rey Misterio Jr. into a vertical suplex. Cleric climbs to his feet. Cleric drags Rey Misterio Jr. to the floor. Skippy starts the count (.1) Cleric runs in and leg drops Rey Misterio Jr. (..2) (...3) Rey Misterio Jr. takes Cleric off his feet with a short-arm clothesline (....4) Rey Misterio Jr. measures Cleric up and drops a closed fist. Rey Misterio Jr. gets back to his feet. Now Cleric standing. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Rey Misterio Jr. kicks Cleric in the back of the leg. Cleric gets back to his feet. Cleric executes a reverse DDT on Rey Misterio Jr. Cleric lifts up Rey Misterio Jr. and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Rey Misterio Jr. shoves Skippy. (ring, ring, ring) Skippy calls for the bell. Rey Misterio Jr. was disqualified.)

Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, and still World Lightweight champion, Cleric!!!
Jim: We would like to take this time to thank World Legion Wrestling for the loan of their referee Skippy, and would like to wish them the best of luck.
Isaac: That dude's name is "Skippy"?
Bud: Yep, pretty cool, huh?
Isaac: You damn right.
Jim: That was a good win for Cleric though.
Bud: Ok, if you say so. Let's go now to the locker room area with Jack Dahniels and the Blood Bath Babes.

(Camera views the locker room area.)

Jim: Jack, you still there?
Jack: Yes, Jim. I'm still here.
Jim: Would you mind explaining the deal with Ice's tops.
Jack: Well, first off, that was due to faulty construction of the tops, and the P.C.W. takes no blame for that.
Bud: And what about Ice?
Jack: Well, Bud. Let's find out.
(The crowd cheers as Ice walks up to Jack Dahniels.)
Jack: As you can see folks, that Ice is now modeling the new P.C.W.'s "Let the Games Begin!" T-shirt.
Ice: Hello, Jack. Hi, Bud and Isaac. And to you to Jim.
Jim: Wow! She knows my name.
Bud: It was on her cue card, so shut up.
Jack: So, Ice. Bud wants to know how you're doing.
Ice: Just fine, Jack. I just wish that they could have made my tops a little bit better.
Jack: (aside from Ice) And a little bit smaller too.
Ice: Did you say something Jack?
Jack: Nope, not a thing. Back to you guys, Bud.
Bud: Now, let's go to the ring for our next featured bout.

Asherah vs. Maige
Harlie Davidson: And now, the P.C.W. would like to introduce our third and final guest referee of the evening, Velvet Jones! (crowd cheers)

(Velvet Jones enters the ring)

Velvet: Thank you all. And don't forget ladies to read my book. It's called, "I wanna be a ho!" by me, Velvet Jones.
Bud: That seems to be a good book.
Isaac: Nothing wrong with that.

Harlie: This match is a P.C.W. women's match. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 150 lbs., a member of the NWO, Inc., Maige!!! (crowd cheers)

("I believe in you" by Twisted Sister plays in the background as Maige comes to the ring.)

Harlie Davidson: And her opponent, weighing in at 170 lbs., a member of the Demonic Empire, Asherah!!! (crowd cheers)

("Highway to Hell" by AC/DC plays as Asherah walks to the ring. Velvet Jones is the referee for this contest. Maige checks out the ring. Asherah checks out the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Maige short-arm clotheslines Asherah to the mat. Asherah slaps the face of Maige. Asherah gets back to her feet. Asherah delivers a short-arm clothesline to Maige. Asherah measures Maige up and drops a closed fist. Asherah gets up. Asherah stomps Maige. Asherah goes for a pin. Referee Velvet Jones makes the count. (...1)(...2) Maige kicks out. Now Maige is standing. Asherah kicks Maige in the stomach. Now Maige is standing. Maige delivers a spine buster to Asherah. Maige head butts Asherah. Asherah climbs to her feet. Maige picks up a chair and swings it at Asherah. Asherah is bleeding. Maige tackles Asherah to the ground. Maige stomps Asherah. Maige measures Asherah up and drops a closed fist. Maige knees Asherah and rolls back to her feet. Maige goes for a pin. Velvet Jones counts the pin. (...1)(...2) Asherah escapes. Asherah is up again. Asherah side slams Maige. Asherah is back on her feet. Asherah grabs Maige and applies an arm wrench. Maige is up again. Maige drives a forearm into the head of Asherah. Maige delivers a kick to the head of Asherah. Asherah flips Maige to the mat. Asherah goes for a pin. Velvet Jones starts the count. (...1)(...2) Maige kicks out. Maige gets back to her feet. Asherah applies a Boston crab to Maige. Referee Velvet Jones is checking for a tap out. ... ... Maige tries to escape. ... (AHHHH!) Asherah breaks the hold. Asherah picks up her dagger and swings it at Maige. Maige is bleeding. Asherah low blows Maige. Asherah rolls onto Maige connecting with a knee. Maige stands up. Asherah goes for a Reverse DDT but Maige dodges the attack. Asherah goes for a figure four. Velvet Jones asks Maige if she quits. ... ... Maige escapes. Maige tries for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but Asherah avoids it. Maige picks up the chair and swings it at Asherah. Asherah is bleeding. Maige uses a closed fist on Asherah. Asherah forearm smashes Maige. Maige connects with a flying knee. Asherah goes down. Asherah stands up. Maige piledrives Asherah into the floor. Maige gives Asherah a crotch chop. Maige chants start. Maige covers Asherah. Velvet Jones counts. (...1)(...2) Asherah escapes. Asherah moves back to her feet. Maige tackles and begins punching Asherah. Maige rolls onto Asherah connecting with a knee. Maige lifts Asherah up and drops her on the floor. Maige chants start. Maige goes for a tackle but Asherah dodges the attack. Maige picks up the chair and swings it at Asherah. Asherah is bleeding. Maige measures Asherah up and drops a closed fist. Maige stomps Asherah's head. Maige fist drops Asherah on the mat. Now Maige standing. Asherah is back on her feet. Maige lifts Asherah into the air. Holds her and drops her to the mat. Maige gets up. Asherah climbs to her feet. Maige puts Asherah in a Sleeper hold. Velvet Jones is checking for a tap out. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Maige breaks the hold. Asherah drags Maige out of the ring. Maige picks up a can of beer from the crowd and swings it at Asherah. Asherah is bleeding. Asherah sends Maige into Velvet Jones. He goes down. Asherah gut-wrenches Maige. Asherah executes a piledriver on Maige. Abaddon and Cleric both run to the ring. Abaddon piledrives Maige. Maige stands up. Abaddon gut-wrenches Maige. Cleric uses a closed fist on Asherah. Cleric slaps the face of Asherah. Abaddon fist drops Cleric. Cleric gets up. Cleric then pummels Abaddon's head. Velvet Jones gets up and calls for the bell. Double DQ!.)

Harlie: The result of this match was a Double DQ!
Bud: That was an interesting match.
Isaac: Ah, yeah.
Jim: Hey, that wasn't fair. Abaddon and Cleric both interfered.
Bud: Yeah, well, I guess that they just wanted to protect their women.
Isaac: That Velvet Jones seems pretty cool.
Bud: Don't forget to read his book.
Jim: Oh, you mean "I wanna be a ho"?
Bud: Uh, Jim. You're a guy. You can't be a ho.
Jim: What?
Isaac: I think you confused him, Bud.
Bud: Well, I don't doubt that. Fans, let's go to the ring now for our North American title match.

Archangel vs. Spear
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Standard Match for the North American title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 lbs., from New York, Spear! (Crowd cheers)

("War Pigs" by Black Sabbath plays in the background, as Spear enters the ring.)

Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 310 lbs., from Heaven's Gates, he holds the North American title belt, Archangel! (Crowd cheers)

("This Means War" by Petra plays in the background as Archangel enters the ring. Spear checks out the ring. Archangel grabs Spear's arm and strikes his elbow. (The bell rings) Spear takes Archangel down with a knee. Archangel is back on his feet. Spear punches Archangel in the head. Archangel connects with a flying knee. Spear goes down. Spear stands up. Spear shoulder tackles Archangel. Spear gets up. Spear fist drops Archangel on the mat. Now Archangel standing. Archangel flips Spear to the mat. Archangel stomps Spear. Archangel rolls onto Spear connecting with a knee. Spear climbs to his feet. Archangel takes Spear off his feet with a short-arm clothesline. Archangel fist drops Spear on the mat. Archangel is back on his feet. Archangel rolls onto Spear connecting with a knee. Spear stands up. Spear lifts Archangel up and drops him on the mat. Spear rolls onto Archangel connecting with a knee. Archangel climbs to his feet. Archangel runs and tackles Spear. Archangel punches him in the head. Spear gets up. Spear delivers a kick to the head of Archangel. Archangel climbs to his feet. Archangel drives a forearm into Spear. Spear low blows Archangel. Spear tries for a Spinning Neck-Breaker but Archangel avoids it. Archangel picks Spear up and side slams him to the mat. Spear stands up. Archangel kicks Spear in the head. Spear tackles Archangel and pummels his head. Archangel moves back to his feet. Archangel tackles Spear to the mat. Archangel climbs to his feet. Archangel fist drops Spear on the mat. Archangel gets back to his feet. Spear gets up. Spear goes for a Standing Piledriver but Archangel dodges the attack. Spear slaps the face of Archangel. Spear shoulder tackles Archangel. Archangel stands up. Spear tackles and begins punching Archangel. Archangel is back on his feet. Spear connects with a flying knee. Archangel goes down. Spear kicks Archangel on the mat. Archangel gets back to his feet. Archangel executes a back breaker on Spear. Spear stands up. Archangel uses a closed fist on Spear. Spear uses a closed fist on Archangel. Archangel drives a forearm into Spear. Archangel connects with a flying knee. Spear goes down. Archangel kicks Spear on the mat. Spear moves back to his feet. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Archangel takes Spear down. Spear climbs to his feet. Archangel sends Spear into Nick Pattrick. The ref goes down. Archangel tackles Spear and pummels his head. Archangel chants start. Archangel stomps Spear's head. Asherah, Fireball, and Satan come to the ring. Abaddon, Molech, and Warlok run to the ring too. Abaddon lifts Archangel into the air and delivers a spine buster. Archangel moves back to his feet. Abaddon executes a neck-breaker on Archangel. Asherah tries for a power move but is unable to lift Archangel. Asherah gives Archangel a crotch chop. Fireball gives Archangel a crotch chop. Fireball falls headfirst into Archangel. Fireball is up again. Archangel is up again. Molech punches Archangel in the head. Abaddon piledrives Archangel into the mat. Molech stomps Archangel's head. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Molech takes Archangel down. Satan piledrives Archangel. Satan executes a piledriver on Archangel. Warlok punches Archangel repeatedly. Warlok drives a forearm into the head of Archangel. Ordered is restored. Nick Pattrick gets up. Spear punches Archangel repeatedly. Archangel takes a slap to the face from Spear. Spear climbs to his feet. Spear puts Archangel in the Back Breaker!! A cover by Spear. The ref counts. (...1 ...2 ...3).)

Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, and new North American champion, Spear!!!
Jim: Good lord! Has Spear joined the Empire?
Bud: It appears so. He's leaving with them now.
Isaac: Archangel seems to be coming around.
Jim: Well, Spear may be the new champion, but Archangel seems to be in a foul mood.
Isaac: Well now. Let's get ready for the Blood Bath Babes, as they'll do their last dance routine of the evening.
Jim: Maybe that could help Archangel change his mood.
Bud: It would certainly change mine.
Jack: Hey, guys. Ladies and Gentlemen, once again, the P.C.W. presents, the Blood Bath Babes!
(The girls come out to do a exotic dance number. At the end of the dance number, the girls all remove their tops and run topless back to the locker room area.)
Bud: Whoa!
Jim: Not again!
Jack: You should be back at the locker room area. You get to see a whole lot more.
Bud: Fans, we go now to the last match of the evening, as I join Jack back in the locker room area.
Isaac: Later, Jim. I'm going too.
Jim: Hey, wait! Uh, fans. We take you Harlie Davidson. (yelling) Hey guys. Wait up!

Grim Reaper vs. Horn-e-wood Hogan
Harlie Davidson: This match is a Casket Match for the World Heavyweight title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 325 from Death Valley, a member of the NWO, Inc., he holds the World Heavyweight title belt, Grim Reaper!!! (crowd cheers)

("Undertaker theme" plays on as Grim enters the ring.)

Harlie Davidson: And his opponent, weighing in at 275 from Venus Beach, CA, also a member of the NWO, Inc., Horn-e-wood Hogan!!! (crowd cheers)

("I'm too Sexy" by Right Said Fred plays in the background. Grim Reaper checks his boots. Horn-e-wood Hogan grabs Grim Reaper's arm and strikes his elbow. (ring, ring, ring) Grim Reaper takes Horn-e-wood Hogan down with a knee. Horn-e-wood Hogan tackles and begins punching Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper forearm smashes Horn-e-wood Hogan. Horn-e-wood Hogan executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Grim Reaper. Horn-e-wood Hogan takes a slap to the face from Grim Reaper. Now Grim Reaper standing. Grim Reaper tackles Horn-e-wood Hogan and pummels his head. Horn-e-wood Hogan gets up. Grim Reaper tackles Horn-e-wood Hogan to the ground. Grim Reaper moves back to his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan moves back to his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan lifts Grim Reaper and delivers a back breaker. Grim Reaper goes back into the ring. Horn-e-wood Hogan uses a closed fist on Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper kicks Horn-e-wood Hogan in the back of the leg. Horn-e-wood Hogan stands up. Horn-e-wood Hogan kicks Grim Reaper in the stomach. Now Grim Reaper standing. Grim Reaper delivers a low blow to Horn-e-wood Hogan. Horn-e-wood Hogan stands up. Grim Reaper delivers a short-arm clothesline to Horn-e-wood Hogan. Grim Reaper knees Horn-e-wood Hogan and rolls back to his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan gets back to his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan tries for a Reverse DDT but Grim Reaper avoids it. Horn-e-wood Hogan and Grim Reaper go to the floor Horn-e-wood Hogan picks up a chair and throws it at Grim Reaper. Horn-e-wood Hogan slaps the face of Grim Reaper. Horn-e-wood Hogan drives a forearm into Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper kicks Horn-e-wood Hogan in the head. Horn-e-wood Hogan moves back to his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan kicks Grim Reaper in the head. Grim Reaper is up again. Grim Reaper kicks Horn-e-wood Hogan in the stomach. Grim Reaper kicks Horn-e-wood Hogan on the floor. Grim Reaper applies an arm wrench to Horn-e-wood Hogan. Horn-e-wood Hogan is back on his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan takes a slap to the face from Grim Reaper. Now Grim Reaper standing. Grim Reaper uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Horn-e-wood Hogan is down. Horn-e-wood Hogan climbs to his feet. They head back into the ring. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Horn-e-wood Hogan takes Grim Reaper down. Horn-e-wood Hogan chants start. Horn-e-wood Hogan and Grim Reaper go to the floor Crotch chop from Horn-e-wood Hogan. Horn-e-wood Hogan chants start. Horn-e-wood Hogan is taking Grim Reaper to the casket. Horn-e-wood Hogan grabs Grim Reaper and applies an arm wrench. Horn-e-wood Hogan stomps Grim Reaper's head. Grim Reaper is back on his feet. Grim Reaper takes Horn-e-wood Hogan down with a knee. Horn-e-wood Hogan takes Grim Reaper off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Grim Reaper is back on his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan takes Grim Reaper down with a knee. Grim Reaper moves back to his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan body slams Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper gets up. Horn-e-wood Hogan picks up a microphone cable and chokes Grim Reaper with it. Horn-e-wood Hogan piledrives Grim Reaper head first into the ground. Horn-e-wood Hogan knees Grim Reaper and rolls back to his feet. Grim Reaper is back on his feet. Horn-e-wood Hogan flips Grim Reaper to the ground. Grim Reaper clotheslines Horn-e-wood Hogan. Grim Reaper delivers a kick to the head of Horn-e-wood Hogan. Grim Reaper sends Horn-e-wood Hogan into the casket!!)

Harlie Davidson: The winner of this match, and still World Heavyweight champion, Grim Reaper!!!
(Camera zooms in to the locker room area.)
Jim: What a great win by the Grim Reaper.
Jack: What a great hind end by the Blood Both Babes.
Isaac: Damn Right!
Bud: Fans, join us next time for more P.C.W. action.