AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL HUMOR

PORT ELIZABETH ATC HUMOR

A few funny things that have been said between pilots and air traffic controllers..........

An ATC speaking to a friend over the phone.......
FRIEND : "so are you busy today?"
ATC : (while accidently keying the foot switch to transmit)"..not really, I've just got two assholes waiting at the holding point wanting to go to the general flying area...."
PILOT : "Tower this is asshole number 1, we're ready for take off"!!!

PILOT : "Tower there is a church on fire to the north of the airfield!!!"
ATC : "V66D affirm, thanks its a crematorium"
PILOT : "oops!!!!"

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