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Hello and welcome to the Horrific Horror Movies Home Page or in other words Hell.This page is for people like me who are obsessed with horrible horror movies. For example we have my favorite movies the Child's Play series. Then there are the slaughter movies; Friday the 13th and Halloween or the most horrible and messed up slaughter movies, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies. Now that I've introduced a little about me and my home page I will review some of the horror movies I have seen. Maybe you'll be smart and listen to my reviews because if you don't listen to the critics (which I don't) then you should listen to me because I know what I'm talking about. I also saw many horror movies (as you will see) and know which are good and which aren't. These are my ratings:

(No Stars)= A very crappy movie

*= Poor

**=okay

***=very good

****=That's one hell of a movie

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Ratings and Reviews!

Alien 1-3 (soon to be 4)*
I didn't like these movies at all but there was some 
action and so I give it one star.

American Wearwolf in London**
These movies were okay and I like how the human changes 
into the wearwolf.

Ammityville 1-4
I hated these movies because they were so boring and 
childish.

Anaconda***
I thought this movie was very good mostly because of the 
special effects and excitement.

April Fool's Day**
This movie was okay but it was more funny than scary.

Aracnophobia**
Even though this was a totally different movie it was 
also more funny than scary.

Ben**
A pretty disgusting movie but it was okay. 

The Birds***
This movie had lots of suspense.

The Birds 2: Lands End*
The Birds was much better because Alfred Hitchcock was 
involved in it but this one had some good points.

The Blob (1958)*
This movie was pathetic and had the worst acting but 
I like the story idea and the end.

The Blob (1988)**
This remake was much better than the original but still 
was only okay.

Candyman*
Candyman was poorly made but had a few good scenes.

Candyman 2
This candyman went way to far and was stupid.

Carnosaur***
A great dino movie!

Carnosaur 2***
Another great dino flick with a great story.

Children of the Corn 1-4*
These movies were very boring but the endings were 
pretty cool.

Child's Play****
I reccomend you see this movie because I love it 
so much. I love when Chucky curses because it is 
soooo funny and I like how he kills his victims. 
The story was very good.

Child's Play 2***
This movie was very good but it didn't follow the 
story line.

Child's Play 3**
This one wasn't very good but I still loved Chucky.

Chopping Mall****
A must see movie!! It was filled with excitement, 
suspense, and laughter. I love this movie!

Christine***
A good movie but a totally pathetic idea

Congo****
A fabulous story and I love the special effects.

Creepshow**
An okay movie but Steven King could have wrote some 
better stories.

Creepshow 2***
A much better movie by writer Steven King and director 
George Romero. 

Critters 1+2***
These movies were very good.

Critters 3+4**
The series got more boring as it got to the top.

Cujo**
An okay plot. The dog was pretty cool.

Dolly Dearest*
A poor copy of Child's Play.

Dawn of the Dead***
A very good movie even though I hate zombie movies. It 
had good action in it.

The Dentist**
A totally disgusting movie.... that is why I liked it.

Doctor Giggles***
A great movie. If it was just a little better and I would 
have given it 4 stars. 

Don't Go Into the Woods
A very unpopular and pathetic movie. It had no chance to 
be a good movie from minute one.

Don't Open Till Christmas
This was absolutely the worst movie I ever saw in my whole 
entire life and I saw a hell of a lot of movies.

Friday the 13th 1-7*
They are all the same. People get killed, They kill Jason 
and think he was dead and he always comes back for a sequel 
somehow.

Friday the 13th 8 Jason Takes Manhatten***
I really liked this Jason movie because I liked how he took 
over New York.

Friday the 13th 9 Jason Goes to Hell
I hated this crappy movie. See, Jason has been drowned,run 
over,blown up, shot,stabbed,cut up by a chainsaw,hanged,beat 
up,and soaked by toxic waste. Yet he dies by getting stabbed 
by a little dagger. Go figure.

From Dusk Till Dawn***
A very good horror movie about vampires.

Ghoulies**
Yeah it was okay, a little boring but it turned out to be an 
okay movie.

Ghoulies 2** 
Same movie but a little funnier.

Ghoulies 3***
Much funnier because the ghoulies start to talk.

Ghoulies 4***
Again very funny, not very scary.

Graveyard Shift
Such a bad movie I call it Graveyard Shit. For some reason a 
sequel was made.

Gremlins***
This one was very good and had a very good story.

Gremlins 2 The New Batch***
Bad story but very funny and great.

Grim
This was a bad movie. The critics loved it but I thought it
sucked. The spx were stupid and the monster was pathetic

Halloween****
A very good horror movie which made ahell of a lot of money. 
It was scary and suspensful.

Halloween 2+3**
Same old Michael Myers flicks.

Halloween 4**
Where the hell is Michael Myers? Without him the story was 
pretty good.

Halloween 5+6*
Poor stories and not exciting as the first one was.

Hellraiser**
Not bad, not bad at all.

Hellraiser 2+3* 
Okay story but pretty boring.

The Hitcher***
I like the story a lot and very exciting.

The Horror Show**
An okay movie but a little slow.

I Know What You Did Last Summer***
A good movie wit almost as much suspense as Scream.

Ice Cream Man*
A bad movie with a pathetic plot. I mean an ice cream man killing kids, cutting them up, and serving them in his ice cream, I mean come on. I do give it a star for how stupid an funny it was

In the Mouth of Madness***
A good story plot and it was very interesting.

Jaws 1-4***
All the same and the whole series was very good.

Jurassic Park***
Very suspensful.

Jurassic Park 2 The Lost World***
Also very suspensful.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space**
An okay movie but a pathetic story.

King Kong***
A very good horror movie.

Leprechaun***
A great movie with Jennifer Aniston when she was young

Leprechaun 2**
An okay sequel, but the story was so-so

Leprechaun 3***
A great movie with a funny plot. This movie was 
hilarious



 
The Top 5 of All Time
1.Halloween 2.Child's Play 3.Chopping Mall
4.Misery 5.Dr.Giggles
Maniac A pathetic story and movie with a very stupid ending. The Mangler** A little boring but when the action came it was very good. Mikey*** A very good movie with a pretty good plot. The kid was so evil it wasn't even funny! Misery**** A great movie filled with a lot of good stuff. Kathy Bates was scary. Monkey Shines** This movie was okay but a little sad. Needful Things*** A good movie. I love how the town goes against each other. Night of the Living Dead* I'm surpried George Romero had any part in this movie because he's the greatest director. The movie was poor but watchable. A Nightmare on Elm Street For some reason I hated this movie, unlike most people. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2-5* Bad movies but they were better than the first one. Wes Cravens New Nightmare*** Part of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies I liked this one. Outbreak*** A very good movie. That virus is very cool. Pet Semetary*** A good old horror movie. Pet Semetary 2* A poor script. The sequel should have never been made. Poltergeist *** A very good Steven Spielberg movie. Poltergeist 2: The Other Side** Good but not as good as number one. Poltergeist 3* The series ends off bad. Predator** An okay story and good action. Predator 2** About the same as number 1. Psycho BORING! Even the shower scene sucked. Puppetmaster** A good story but the action was poor. Puppetmaster 2-5* Not much action at all. Puppetmasters A extreely bad movie. It' funny tough most of the high budget hollywood pictures suck. The Relic*** A great horror movie with a surprise ending. There were som boring parts so it didn't get all for stars. Rumpilstilskin** An okay movie but Rumplestilskin was pathetic looking Seven** The end was very good but the whole movie wasn't that good. Scream (soon to be 3)*** A great movie because it showed other horror movies in it. The story was okay. Scream 2 **** A lot of people disagree with me but I liked this better than Scream, I thought it was scarier and more suspensful. I also thought it was funnier and more creative. It was a great movie but it isn't on my top10 list. Screamers** A poor movie but the end made up for it. The Shining (1997)** A good movie but way too long. Silence of the Lambs A very boring movie. I think I fell asleep. If I did I didn't miss anything. Sleepaway Camp* DO NOT see this movie. The movie itself it poor but the end is why I say DO NOT see this movie. Sleepwalkers** A good old Steven King movie and the beginnig was a surprise. Species*** This movie was very entertaining. I liked how she killed her victims. Tales From the Crypt Demon Night** A bad plot but the action was very good. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre A horrible movie that was laos very strange and sick. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 An also horrible movie but a tiny bit better than number one. Leatherface:Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3* A poor movie but better than the first two. The Twilight Zone Movie*** Four very good plots and stories. I recommend this one. Starship Troopers*** LOTS of violence. There was so much I almost trew up. And there was all the tits and ass you can handle. Village of the Damned (1995)*** A very good movie with a very good plot. This movie is very good. When a Stranger Calls* A very boring movie with a plot just like the Babysitter. When A Stranger Calls Back*** A scary and suspensful movie that had a good plot. It was much better than the first one. The Willies ** An okay movie but the four stories were bordeline Well those are all the horror movies I've seen. I told you I saw a lot! I hope you've enjoyed my home page and I wish for you to sign my guestbook on the top to the left. Thank You!!