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Hello and welcome to the Horrific Horror Movies Home Page or in other words Hell.This page is for people like me who are obsessed with horrible horror movies. For example we have my favorite movies the Child's Play series. Then there are the slaughter movies; Friday the 13th and Halloween or the most horrible and messed up slaughter movies, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies. Now that I've introduced a little about me and my home page I will review some of the horror movies I have seen. Maybe you'll be smart and listen to my reviews because if you don't listen to the critics (which I don't) then you should listen to me because I know what I'm talking about. I also saw many horror movies (as you will see) and know which are good and which aren't. These are my ratings: (No Stars)= A very crappy movie *= Poor **=okay ***=very good ****=That's one hell of a movie Read the ratings and reviews of the movies I saw and look at the otheer great stuff, located at the end of my home page. UNDER CONSTRUCTION. PLEASE READ VERY IMPORTANT!!! MY HOME PAGE IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. IF YOU DON'T SEE A MOVIE YOU WANT ME TO REWIEW THEN EITHER WAIT FOR ME TO SEE IT, OR FILL OUT THE FORM BELOW THIS TEXT AND SAY WHICH MOVIE I SHOULD SEE AND REVIEW. IF YOU WANT YOU CAN EVEN GIVE ME A REVIEW OF THIS MOVIE I WILL WATCH AND REVIEW THAT MOVIE. LEAVE YOUR E MAIL ADDRESS AND I WILL E MAIL YOU BACK AND TELL YOU IF I SAW THE MOVIE AND WILL REVIEW IT ASAP OR WILL SEE THE MOVIE. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS.
Don't Click Here!!! Ratings and Reviews!
Alien 1-3 (soon to be 4)* I didn't like these movies at all but there was some action and so I give it one star. American Wearwolf in London** These movies were okay and I like how the human changes into the wearwolf. Ammityville 1-4 I hated these movies because they were so boring and childish. Anaconda*** I thought this movie was very good mostly because of the special effects and excitement. April Fool's Day** This movie was okay but it was more funny than scary. Aracnophobia** Even though this was a totally different movie it was also more funny than scary. Ben** A pretty disgusting movie but it was okay. The Birds*** This movie had lots of suspense. The Birds 2: Lands End* The Birds was much better because Alfred Hitchcock was involved in it but this one had some good points. The Blob (1958)* This movie was pathetic and had the worst acting but I like the story idea and the end. The Blob (1988)** This remake was much better than the original but still was only okay. Candyman* Candyman was poorly made but had a few good scenes. Candyman 2 This candyman went way to far and was stupid. Carnosaur*** A great dino movie! Carnosaur 2*** Another great dino flick with a great story. Children of the Corn 1-4* These movies were very boring but the endings were pretty cool. Child's Play**** I reccomend you see this movie because I love it so much. I love when Chucky curses because it is soooo funny and I like how he kills his victims. The story was very good. Child's Play 2*** This movie was very good but it didn't follow the story line. Child's Play 3** This one wasn't very good but I still loved Chucky. Chopping Mall**** A must see movie!! It was filled with excitement, suspense, and laughter. I love this movie! Christine*** A good movie but a totally pathetic idea Congo**** A fabulous story and I love the special effects. Creepshow** An okay movie but Steven King could have wrote some better stories. Creepshow 2*** A much better movie by writer Steven King and director George Romero. Critters 1+2*** These movies were very good. Critters 3+4** The series got more boring as it got to the top. Cujo** An okay plot. The dog was pretty cool. Dolly Dearest* A poor copy of Child's Play. Dawn of the Dead*** A very good movie even though I hate zombie movies. It had good action in it. The Dentist** A totally disgusting movie.... that is why I liked it. Doctor Giggles*** A great movie. If it was just a little better and I would have given it 4 stars. Don't Go Into the Woods A very unpopular and pathetic movie. It had no chance to be a good movie from minute one. Don't Open Till Christmas This was absolutely the worst movie I ever saw in my whole entire life and I saw a hell of a lot of movies. Friday the 13th 1-7* They are all the same. People get killed, They kill Jason and think he was dead and he always comes back for a sequel somehow. Friday the 13th 8 Jason Takes Manhatten*** I really liked this Jason movie because I liked how he took over New York. Friday the 13th 9 Jason Goes to Hell I hated this crappy movie. See, Jason has been drowned,run over,blown up, shot,stabbed,cut up by a chainsaw,hanged,beat up,and soaked by toxic waste. Yet he dies by getting stabbed by a little dagger. Go figure. From Dusk Till Dawn*** A very good horror movie about vampires. Ghoulies** Yeah it was okay, a little boring but it turned out to be an okay movie. Ghoulies 2** Same movie but a little funnier. Ghoulies 3*** Much funnier because the ghoulies start to talk. Ghoulies 4*** Again very funny, not very scary. Graveyard Shift Such a bad movie I call it Graveyard Shit. For some reason a sequel was made. Gremlins*** This one was very good and had a very good story. Gremlins 2 The New Batch*** Bad story but very funny and great. Grim This was a bad movie. The critics loved it but I thought it sucked. The spx were stupid and the monster was pathetic Halloween**** A very good horror movie which made ahell of a lot of money. It was scary and suspensful. Halloween 2+3** Same old Michael Myers flicks. Halloween 4** Where the hell is Michael Myers? Without him the story was pretty good. Halloween 5+6* Poor stories and not exciting as the first one was. Hellraiser** Not bad, not bad at all. Hellraiser 2+3* Okay story but pretty boring. The Hitcher*** I like the story a lot and very exciting. The Horror Show** An okay movie but a little slow. I Know What You Did Last Summer*** A good movie wit almost as much suspense as Scream. Ice Cream Man* A bad movie with a pathetic plot. I mean an ice cream man killing kids, cutting them up, and serving them in his ice cream, I mean come on. I do give it a star for how stupid an funny it was In the Mouth of Madness*** A good story plot and it was very interesting. Jaws 1-4*** All the same and the whole series was very good. Jurassic Park*** Very suspensful. Jurassic Park 2 The Lost World*** Also very suspensful. Killer Klowns From Outer Space** An okay movie but a pathetic story. King Kong*** A very good horror movie. Leprechaun*** A great movie with Jennifer Aniston when she was young Leprechaun 2** An okay sequel, but the story was so-so Leprechaun 3*** A great movie with a funny plot. This movie was hilarious
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