Ok, the greatest singer to ever come about in this world would have to be Jewel, who comes out with the best songs ever. Sometimes I will be trying to sing the words to a song,(not just hers) and I always either forget the words or don't understand them. Here, I will try to put together some songs that people sometimes mistake the words for. Of course, we'll start out with Jewel's:

"You Were Meant For Me"

I hear the clock

its six am

I feel so far from where I've been

I grab my eggs and some pancakes too

got some maple syrup

everything but you

I crack the yolks and make a smily face

I kinda like it in my brand new place

I wipe the spots off the mirror

don't leave the keys in the door

I never leave wet towels on the floor anymore cause

Chorus: Dreams last for so long

even after you're gone

and I know you love me

and soon you will see

you were meant for me

and I was meant for you

I called my mom and she was out for a walk

consoled a cup of coffee but it didn't want to talk

so I picked up the paper it was more bad news

more hearts being broken

more people being used

put on my coat in the pouring rain

I saw a movie it just wasn't the same

cause it was happy oh

I was sad and it made me miss 'ya oh so bad cause

(Chorus)

I go 'bout my business

I'm doing fine

besides what would I say if I had you on the line

same old story

not much to say

hearts are broken every day

I brush my teeth and put the cap back on

I know you hate when I leave the light on

I pick up a cup and turn the sheets down and

take a deep breath

and a good look around

put on my pj's and hop into bed

I'm half alive but I feel mostly dead

I try and tell myself it'll be alright I

should'nt think

anymore tonight cause

(Chorus)

Yeah

you were meant for me

and I was meant for you

Well, after an hour of typing that and singing along, I don't feel like typing anymore. There's the really awesome site totally devoted to song lyrics, so go ahead and go there. It has any song you ever wanted to hear, including my personal favorite, showtunes. I hope you appreciate my work, so sign my guestbook on the way out.

I was just "surfing the net" one day, when I came across this really awesome teen site, Techno Teen. They had everything-- travel reviews written by teens, jokes, penpals, stories, questions, games, and a lot more. There was one link that looked particularly interesting, and it linked me to this thing called "Humor Me." It was a page of jokes and other really funny stuff. They have the top ten reasons not to eat the school lunches, things that sound sick at school, and my personal favorite, things to ponder. Here are a few "choice selections" :

If you throw a cat out the window, is it kitty litter?

Are there parking spaces for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Could you tell a mime he has the right to remain silent?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Hmmmmmmm.......

Anyway,if you want to see this cool site and laugh really hard, check the links on my other page (https://members.tripod.com/~Pamie/index.html) or the links on this page.

Thanks for stopping by!!