Does your human always address you properly, with the respect that you deserve, and call you by your proper name? Or do you have to put up with a string of silly names, like most of us do?
In a recent survey, among the kitties of the internet, it was discovered that most of us have humans that insist on calling us by these silly (although well-meaning) nicknames, that fall short of the dignity we all hold dear!
If you are one of those kitties, then you have come to the right place!

If you would like to add your REAL name to the following purrtition, just send it to us by e-mail. We will notify you when your NAME has been added, and you can then forward it to your human! (All silly names you tell us will be held in strictest confidence.)

We the (undersigned) kitties of the internet and the entire world do declare that from this day forward we will not answer to anything but our real names.... our whole names.....and nothing but our names!!
Please add your pawprints to the list and forward to your feline friends!!