WHAT IS A THRIFT STORE? by Ben Valdes What is a thrift store? That great place we go fishing For video games. Summer comes at last! The fetid stench of urine Wafts from the thrift store. Classic games for sale! Half off this Sunday only Down at the thrift store. I need a price check! Sorry. Come again Monday For this X-Man game. First thing Monday morn'... Combats all marked up tenfold. X-Man is nowhere. What reeks even more Than B.S. from a thrift store? Really bad haiku.[Back]