Ben. Ah, yes, BEN. Ben is what you would call an 'ANTI-SOCIAL ISOLATIONIST'. He specializes in his vast knowledge of important political issues. Yes. (all of this is also a complete load of bullshit, so you should probably disregard it) Ah, yes, Ben indeed. Ben Dignazio. That's BEN with a B, DIGNAZIO with a FUCK YOU. It's INSANE,I tell you,I*N*S*A*N*E!!!!! Yeah. He has a GIRLFRIEND. Her name is TRACY. He is 17teen years old AND NOT A PENNY MORE!! He drinks Dr. ROCKET and is a snotty bastage. His favorite band is the Subhumans,but he also likes Aus-Rotten, Anti-Flag, Propaghandi, and he also likes to suck alot of cock!! (just kidding- Ben's a vegetarian) Asked to describe him in one word, Choco chose: B*E*N. (how eloquent, Choc.)"Technically," Ben would remind one of Niles from Frasier or someone named Milo. At least that's always what I seem to want to call him.But what does my opinion matter here, anyway? I'm just the "Band Bitch"! So Triddle Dee Dee and Tra La La, Ben hates me and John hates Ska, so Run, Run, fast as you can, you can't catch BEN, he's the DIGNAZIO man! Peace.