J R Best, Jim Best, child molester, self-rider
No you don't want nada
None of this, rich virgin this, cheerleader that,
Buffalo butt, look it's like I told ya
Cheerleader in a short dress
Be out of that dress when she meet Jim Best
Roughneck, so go check the law and have him arrested
Watch your Rolex and a thorn in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react
You don't wanna see his hand where his dick be at.
This old fart
Runnin' the game, James Best stainin'' the 'Net? Remember the name
for the authorities
Now who ya gonna call?
Sas_quatch: Not Freetown
Sci_Fi_Man: Now who you gonna call?
Sas_Quatch: *F double F-B-I*
If you have a riff with a person you wanna bust
Write abuse@freetown.com on the
(Wild Wild Best)
When you bomb the (Wild Wild Best)
When you flame the (Wild Wild Best)
When I bounce out the (Wild Wild Best) Sas_quatch, Sas_quatch:
Sas_quatch:: We going straight for the Wild Wild Best
We going straight for the Wild Wild Best
Now, now, now, now once upon a time on the 'Net
Redneck lost his mind in the west 'cause he's
Loveless, bust a rhyme, nothin' less
Now I must put his behind in a sling (can you feel me
Like he feels those little behinds)
Then through the shadows, with the chatters, ready for battle
Bring all your boys in, here come the poison
Behind my back, all the riffin' ya did,
Front and center, now where your lip at kid?
Who dat is? A fat mother, bad for your daughters
Lookin damn bad, too, I tell all the other mothers
Told them JR Best is a bad man, but I don't fear that
He got Java script, too, ain't fearin' that
Tryin' to bring down the champion of kiddie porn
When y'all clowns gon' see that it can be done?
Understand me, Mom, he's the sickest they is,
He's the sickest they is, did I say he's the sickest they is?
So if you barking up the wrong tree we comin', don't be startin' nothin'
Me and Nut_Flush gonna test your balls, Best,
Can't stand the heat then get out the Wild Wild 'Net.
(Wild Wild Best)
When you bomb the (Wild Wild Best)
When you flame the (Wild Wild Best)
When I bounce out the (Wild Wild Best)
Sas_quatch:: We going straight for the Wild Wild Best
We going straight for the Wild Wild Best
(adlib)
To any geek tryin to draw on me,
Any draw on me best be with McAfee
Don't even think about it, six gun, weighin' a ton,
10 keystrokes and turn, just for fun, son,
Up till sundown, rolling around,
See where the geeks are to be found
and make 'em lay down,
The defenders of Jim Best,
Crushin' on pretenders in the 'Net,
Don't mess with us cuz we're onto the
(Wild Wild Best)
When you bomb the (Wild Wild Best)
When you flame the (Wild Wild Best)
When I bounce out the (Wild Wild Best) Sas_quatch, Sas_quatch
Sas_quatch: We going straight for the Wild Wild Best
We going straight for the Wild Wild Best
(Wild Wild Best) uh can't stop the bumfuck
The Wild Wild.. (the Wild Wild Best)