Thank you for your interest in Becky. She appreciates your patronage. Before things go any further, however, please answer the following questions truthfully. This survey is completely voluntary. Of course, if you refuse to answer any of the questions, any further contact with Becky will be declined. Thank you.

1. Do you have any children?

2. Do you smoke or do drugs?

3. Are you currently seeing someone else?

4. Have you ever, are you now, or do you ever plan to date one or more of my friends?

5. Have you ever been to jail or do you think you might end up there?

6. Are you actually in love with my manager and only using me in a misguided attempt to make her jealous?

7. Do you feel the need to have your hand somewhere on my body at all times when we are anywhere near each other?

8. Are you only interested in me because you feel like you owe it to me?

9. Have you ever been, are you now, or do you ever plan to be a Tai Chi practicing monk?

10. Have you ever, do you now, or do you ever plan to practice hypnotism, over the Internet or otherwise?

11. Are you in the military?

12. Are you ambiguous?

13. Do you use the phrase "That's so gay?"

14. Does your name start with a J?

15. Are you a die-hard Eric Lindros, Martin Brodeur or Scott Stevens fan?

16. Are you younger than 21 or older than 28?

17. Do you act younger than 21 or older than 28?

If you answered yes to ANY of the above questions, please go as far away from Becky as possible and do not return.

Now this is all well and good, but it would be more effective if I actually followed my own rules. Let's take a look at the guys I've dated (or basically dated even though it wasn't official) and see how many questions they answered yes to...

Grim - 5 (Although he was actually one of the reasons the survey was created, so I'm off the hook on this one)

Ryan - 3

Jason - 6

Dave M - 1 (I find this hard to believe...)

Dave B - I count 5, although he said 6, and I don't think he was counting one of the ones I am, so possibly 7. We have a winner!!

So guys, how many can you answer yes to? Email me and let me know!

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