A few of us at
Atholton High School used to make Top Ten lists when we were bored. They
were generally about school, choir or drama, and almost always were full
of inside jokes. We've been out of high school for a long time, and
I have no idea what happened to those old lists. But in the interest
of nostalgia, Karen and I have taken to creating them again. This is
where I will post the Top Ten Lists that we make.
Top Ten Reasons Why People Think We're Dating
10. We live together
9. We've known each other for years
8. Our outfits coordinate
7. We always want unattainable men
6. Our favorite person is an executive transvestite
5. Our inside jokes
4. We have plans for Valentine's Day together
3. We got mail addressed to the Benze and Otte family
2. We're always together
1. We share a dressing room when trying on clothes
10. We live together
9. We've known each other for years
8. Our outfits coordinate
7. We always want unattainable men
6. Our favorite person is an executive transvestite
5. Our inside jokes
4. We have plans for Valentine's Day together
3. We got mail addressed to the Benze and Otte family
2. We're always together
1. We share a dressing room when trying on clothes
Top Ten Ways To Piss Becky Off
10. Forget to use your turn signals
9. Complain about how your child got a 2 for effort on their report card
8. Take my stuff without asking
7. Make fun of my friends while I'm in the room
6. Lose an assignment and expect me to give you another copy
5. Be 'Not a big phone guy'
4. Don't do what you've repeatedly been asked to do
3. Don't listen while I'm talking to you
2. Use me
1. Lie to me
Sorry if the inside jokes abound, but I warned you. If you'd like the inside scoop on any of the top ten lists, feel free to email Karen or I, and chances are we'll tell you. I can't promise, but we'll try.
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10. Forget to use your turn signals
9. Complain about how your child got a 2 for effort on their report card
8. Take my stuff without asking
7. Make fun of my friends while I'm in the room
6. Lose an assignment and expect me to give you another copy
5. Be 'Not a big phone guy'
4. Don't do what you've repeatedly been asked to do
3. Don't listen while I'm talking to you
2. Use me
1. Lie to me
Sorry if the inside jokes abound, but I warned you. If you'd like the inside scoop on any of the top ten lists, feel free to email Karen or I, and chances are we'll tell you. I can't promise, but we'll try.
Back to Punky's page