~CAT QUOTES~
"Dogs have owners; Cats have staff" - Unknown
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants
breakfast." -- Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as
gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -Anonymous
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic" -
Unknown
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I
miss him sometimes." - Unknown
"Women and cats will do as they please and men
and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight
cats to pull a sled through snow." -- Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --
English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest
Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a
message and get back to you later." -- Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and are
subject to a good many ailments. But I never
heard of one who suffered from insomnia." Joseph
Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in
their next life." Faith Resnick
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries
of life: music and cats." Albert Schweitzer
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they
are God." - Unknown
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never
does any harm to ask for what you want." --
Joseph Wood Krutch