Anti-Valentine

Hello!!!! Welcome to FIREBIRD's Happy Misery Valentines Day Page!!!!!! Isn't it pretty????? I know it is. But WARNING: Due to some violent content and words in this page, Viewer discretion is Advised!!!!!!!! Enjoy, and don't say I didn't warn you about my version of the Valetine's Day Massacre......evil grin

So, you come here cause you're in & you are Happy over Valentine's Day. How Convienent!!! :-| You are proabably one of those suckering people who feel V-Day should be celebrated & honored, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda, and all that other chicken Shit. You feel that this is the one day to let that special someone know how you feel. You feel that cupid is near. WOW! How very "Reniassance Era" of you. Wake Up! I think you have seen way too many romance movies and read too many romance novels. I mean really, has Fabio knocked on your door yet and asked you for some butter? Hell, you are probably the ones that contribute to this so-called holiday created by Hallmark, 1800Flowers, and The Hershey Chocalate factoires that launder money out of us for some stupid holiday that probably never existed 1,000 years ago. Those money sucking badstards! They make me sick! Now let me tell you a little bit of my statistics. Let me tell you FIREBIRD'S perspective.

Personally, I HATE V-DAY! That's just the way I've always felt. Let me ask you, WHY? Why do you need that one day to tell someone your feelings for them. Shouldn't it be like that everyday????? Huh??? It should, shouldn't it? Why must people feel compelled to be struck by an invisible baby with a bow & arrow & wings on their back. is meant to be everywhere, anywhere and anytime of the day. A person should be treated like something speacial EVERYDAY, not just V-DAY!!!!!!!!!! Get it straight already, will ya!!!

Besides, who in F*****g Hell was St. Valentine to create such a corny holiday anyway. I curse this Saint. It's just another Day, A day to make some lonely people feel depressed when they look at the calendar and think, V-DAY is tomorrow? YUK!!!!! Now, it's really nice to those who have someone in their heart, minds, body, soul, but let me tell you. V-DAY is just a set up for a big let down. It can be the day you get dumped by someone and that your heart is crushed and broken. I've been through it before. It has happened. And the cards don't help and neither does a love letter. And then you ask WHY???:-( Believe me, you don't want to hear me say, "I told you so" either. That will make it worse.

I don't know about the rest of you pathetic HeartThrobbers out there, but really hurts. For Example:Romeo & Juliet. I know it's a play, but The Romeo & Juliet saga has really happened to people. The most recent one was about a few years ago. See! Love hurts, and it sucks for us humans that have to go through it. Unlike animals of the wild, they don't need it.(Lucky Badstards!) The kind of we imagine only happens in Meg Ryan/Nora Ephron movies. So get over it!!! Let me tell you, majority of the people never say what they truly feel, not even on V-DAY. Therefore, the day is a waste. V-DAY is just a lame excuse. Like I said, Feb.14th is just another stupid day on the calendar. It should be condemmed! This day was chosen to be made up for sappy lovers. You may think I'm miserable for saying all this, but I'm not. It is the truth of the holiday. Just think about it. Is it really necessary to have V-DAY? If so....WHY?

Anyways, make everyday a sign of hope and you will realize that it's not just 1 day that makes the difference. It's everyday & every part of your life that's the difference. So make it a good one. So without further adieu, I will let you go on, knowing that some sites are against V-DAY. So if you wish to leave, there is no offense taken. Ok? So have A good one & remember what I said. After all, It's true! Buh-Bye!!!!!!

A Poem Supporting My Theory Tainted Love Stories

VALENTINE LINKS:

Victotrian Illustrations

Victorians.net

Antique Images

I Love You in Languages

Mystery.net: V-Day Massacre

Ghostly V-Day Massacre

Cout TV's Crime Library: V-Day Massacre

Get Laid!

Links to Valentine Pages & Animation

Chocolate Everything (yum!)

Garden of Eden (send me some!)

Art of Romance

Hallmark V-day Cards

The Love Doctor is In

If you wish to send me some Suggestions,Comments or V-day Cheer up/put down v-cards on V-Day, You can E-Mail me by just clicking on my favorite beagle below.

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