Dear Blaise,

I have a situation. Okay, I guess I should start from the beginning. I'm
a workaholic panther, I just recently found my soulmate who I really do
care for, it's just that my job interferes with seeing him exclusively and
one of my good friends is in love with him. She was originally supposed
to marry him but that kinda fell through. She gave me her best wishes,
but I can't help but feel she's jealous. I don't know if I should approach
her on it or just leave her alone. Help, I heard you were the best!

EbonyPanther

EbonyPanther,
Of course I'm the best. Anyway, it seems to me that you have a situation here. This sounds like some weird love triangle. Girl loves boy, best friend loves boy, boy loves girl. Perhaps you should find someone to ...eh, influence this 'friend' of yours to..leave your man alone, so to speak. Or, if your really not into violence, I suppose you could just confront her on the issue. Are you even sure you guy's are soulmates? Perhaps this could be some bizarre case of static electricity. I don't know, soulmates..bah.

Hugs and Kisses,
Blaise

Dear Blaise,

Hi. My soulmate keeps getting killed over and over again by a
psychopathic obsessive lady. I'm not sure what to do, I
promised that I would never kill, but I'm running out of
options and psycho lady always seem to get to my soulmate
before I can. I'm so lost and hurt. Please help.

LordofNW

LordofNW,
Seems that your quite the pansy. What's with all these soulmate entries? Gah, why don't you try to get your act together, find this obsessive lady and kill her. I don't care about stupid promises. If you can't do it, then hire somebody who will. By the closing of your letter, you're the head honcho around there. Do something! Quit sitting around and watching your woman die. I don't understand how, with your lack of self respect somebody can obsess over you.

Hugs and Kisses,
Blaise

Dear Blaise,

I'm a crossbreed. My soulmate is a purebred. He says he doesn't
have problems with me being half and half, but I can't seem to
shake the feeling he's not telling the truth. In the beginning,
everything seemed great. But then he started getting distant
and I'm just so confused! I really love him, and I know he loves
me..I'm just not sure if he's comfortable with me being who I am?
I'm so confused...

RedHeadedMutt

RedHeadedMutt,
Soulmates again...nevermind. Look, you're soulmates. He loves you, you love him unconditionally. If he said he doesn't care, then he doesn't care. I don't know why you're so insecure. Apparently, you two were destined together and if the Gods didn't think you wouldn't be a good match you wouldn't be were you are today. Get over your insecurity. He's probably distant because he thinks something's wrong with you and your mad at him. Get. Over. It.

Hugs and Kisses,
Blaise