Missing Minds

Seeking out the root of rumors, that's what I do. A good reporter, afterall, must find the source of the story. Today, I will attempt to make a full recount of those events that have transpired under my close watch. First, let me tackle a big question that has been plaguing me. 'How far is Miles Neely really gone?' It is becoming more known that he has in fact, as attested to by many sources, been struck with a case of amnesia. And since this occurred, he has seemed to rely on the one person whom he least should - Akasha. The very vampire, though I hesitate to use the word on her, who is responsible for his current state.

Now, perhaps you are asking yourselves what I am speaking of. Well, allow me to sum up. Upon rereading my well taken notes, if I do say so myself, I have managed to construct a vague idea of what happened. This is by no means an actual, step-by-step, recap. But under the circumstances, mostly myself liking to keep all five pints of blood I currently am the carrier of, it is the best I can do. It would appear that one night, for some inane reason, Miles attacked the very vampire spoken of in the paragraph prior to this one. Now, as we all know this shapeshifter is not prone to violence, so why then did he attempt such an amazing, yet futile, feat? Perhaps no one shall know. But in any case, after being fairly beaten up he wound up hitting his head - thus the cause of his memory loss. After coming to he remembered only one being, the same who inflicted his wound.

Since then he has clung fairly close to her, at least until recently when he has unexpectedly gone missing. It is the belief of this reporter that the vile Gil Aggabal has something to do with it. Never trust a werewolf further than you can throw them, is my motto. *clears throat* Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, to make a long story short Thea and Akasha *who would have thought?* were attempting to restore the memory of Miles before he went missing. In so far as I know, they still plan on doing so if he is found. Our dear bird friend is sitting very precariously in his tree.

I bid thee adieu. Snoop exits stage right