It ain't the most gentile way of puttin' it, but you get my drift.

I don't think he believed he would get caught.Hell-JFK had two girls on staff full time for his fun when Jackie was out of town.You folks LOVE that guy.

Once it came out ( no pun intended ) there had to be a good use found for it.Lets see, while you guys were watching Bill and Monica and Hillary and Ken and all the supporting actors....I mean main charactors...ah...all the dudes involved I mean in the TV shows...yeah...shit...get any images here?

Ever think a 'Wag The Dog' scenario might ever be 'adapted for television?'Maybe call it "Wag the Di.." ( are the kids watching this? ) ... So.....Whats happened since the TV started shouting about all this crap?

USA bombed a couple countries.

Japans stock market is being disassembled.

Russia might become the 51st state the way it's going out there.

Mexico is under floods.

There are volcanos rumbling like never before.

Korea tried to hit a Japanese nuclear power plant with a couple missles.

The FDA is trying to make vitamins a prescription drug and make 'aging - PMS - Head aches - Pregnancy and Menopause' all diseases.

Oh-yeah- and the world food crop has been decimated by weather.

When Brazils stock exchange tumbles it takes out Argentina and then Mexico.

A large percent of the shit made in the USA is sent southward to these Latin American countries.Every time you hear there's been a billion dollar disaster in Mexico or South America, that's a billion less they have to buy Coca Cola, Cheerios, Pop Tarts, Pharmaceuticals, Pam, Murder Burgers-Mac D's...Burger King...Taco Shell...

But all we get on the 'News' is Bill and Monica.

Well... I did hear Tom Brokaw from NBC news actually say something to this effecy, sorry I have to paraphrase here, "With the home run competion heating up he great to see something in the news about REAL accomplishment!"

There is a well cast soap opera here.Some one for everyone to identify with, empathise with, identify with.Linda - Monica - Bill - Hillary - Ken - Chealsea - sounds like the ensemble cast from ER or any other hour long night time soap.

The Prez has instructed the Pentagon to report to him on how much money it'll take to bring the US military up to 'readiness' status.It'll mean alot of cash to particular key congressional districts and pet projects - couldn't be a 'buy off' on the impeachment crap tho...

If you think the President or the Congress or your vote runs the USA, wake up and snort the coffee friend!These folks will do as instructed to keep ya'll entertained while the events that actually matter to your life are dealt with - passed into law quietly.

And remember, in the good ole U S of A, ignorance of the law is no excuse.