SC's
Quotable Quotes
Avenger1
* If you look down on
others, you won't see the feet coming from the ones above you.
Azo
* Absurdity has always
been a characteristic of the mind dominated by religion.
* Sweet... I'm such a
beefcake I can't even fit through the door.
* SHUT UP!! WHAT THE
HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU OVERGROWN EXCUSE FOR A STEAMING PILE OF RANCID
COW DUNG!!
Aztec Empire
* All the world loves
a lover, except in your case I think we can make an exception...
* You know that old saying
'Talk softly and carry a big stick'? Well my personal motto is 'Talk loudly
and carry an even bigger stick.'
* It's not the size that
counts, it's how you use it...
* Aztec Empire sees all.
* All you need is love.
* Make love not war.
BigB
* You are better off
to let people think you're stupid than to open your mouth and prove it.
Bird of
Prey
* All nukers are equal,
but some nukers are more equal than others.
* No matter how much
experienced SC players fight, there always seem to be plenty of newbies.
* Young newbies are friendly
but they soon learn.
* The offer of an ally
out will buy a win but it won't buy undying devotion.
* The worst sin towards
your fellow SC players is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them;
that's the essence of inhumanity (Apathy is worse than anti-apathy)
Chaos
* Life's a bitch. Mother
nature isn't indifferent to life, she is actively hostile towards it
* According to the philosopher
Ly Tin Wheedle, Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is
being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.
* There is Chaos all
around, even in things commonly believed to be ordered.
Dragon
Lord
* The better we prepare
for the future, the better it will be.
* To nuke, or not to
nuke, that is the question.
* I never met a fool,
I didn't nuke.
* Stupid is, as Cykid
does!
* Why for you nuke me?
Golden
Warrior
* Hey Voyager, I see
those 12 attacks and 2 Sweepers on my homeworld, but i know
you won't go from truce
to war and nuke me. I trust you.
* Truce is the kiss,
Trade is the naked, and Alliance is the $250 alimony
payment per month.
* Some guys say they
are good but suck. Some guys say they suck but are good. I
say I suck and I suck.
Katuluu
* My cat spent an hour
licking himself Saturday night. Lucky bastard.
KnifeFighter
* I am a man of many
decisions, some of them conflicting.
* I hate traitorous dogs!!
LordMike
of Michalia
* A nuke in the hand
is better than two nukes in the bush.
* PLEASE DON'T NUKE ME!!!!!
LoNeStar
* Disinformation is not
as good as datinformation.
* Computers are not intelligent.
They only think they are.
* The Definition of an
Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Manetheren
* Always remember my
grandfather's last words: "Oh look, a truck..."
* Do not underestimate
the power of human stupidity.
* The sum of the intelligence
of the people on earth hasn't changed. There are just more people...
* FREE TIBET!! (limit
one per customer)
* Dyslexics of the world:
UNTIE!
Morris
* Never sweat petty things....or
pet sweaty things.
Mr. Booty
* Go after the hot ones.
Peace On
Earth
* What we can see is
visible.
Son Kakaroto
* Never say never if
you can do better.
The Sizm
* Radioactive cats have
18 half-lives.
* If you can't convince
them, confuse them.
* I used to have an open
mind but my brains kept falling out.
* Artificial intelligence
is no match for natural stupidity.
* I tried sniffing Coke
once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Thorack
* If you can't beat them
arrange to have them beaten.
* I never liked a man
I didn't meet.
* She was only a prostitute
but she had the nicest face I ever came across.
Warhammer
* If it's stupid but
it works, it isn't stupid.
* Never ally with somebody
braver than yourself.
* The enemy invariably
attacks on two occasions: When they're ready and when you're not.
* Professional players
are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
Xenophiles
* Never attribute to
misfortune what can be accounted for by stupidity.
Apathy's
personal favorites
* You can never have
enough potatoes.
* He who laughs last
thinks slowest.
* If someone throws a
rock at your head, move.
* Never underestimate
the power of an AK-47.
And the
best SC quote is...
Diplomacy
is the art of saying "Nice doggie"...Until you can find a big enough rock.
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