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From: Red Guy To: all visitors of this site Subject: If You have any comments, write me some letter and You'll get to this e-hell. |
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From: Jaromir Krol ("Jerry King") Hellllllloooo Red... it's me! PROBABLY ONE OF YOUR OLDEST FANS! Ooh, that's right. At 22, I find you one the most appealing horned characters with red butts and pointed tails that I've ever seen. And that's a fact, to quote Ed Grimley. Well, C&C are over. Too bad. Too bad because it means there will be no Red. :( But wait! what about I. M. Weasel? Yep, it's weaker, but YOU made a lot of guest appearances there, and since IMW is to become an independent series, I hope to see your... er... I hope to see the big full red moon rising on the new show. By the way - you can walk using your butt. But can you _drive_ using it as well? You should give it a try, it won't hurt! Except that it might. Oh well, no pain, no gain - and you should know that after your numerous encounters with that supercreep SuperCow. I know why she just won't leave you alone: it's because she wants to pick on Chicken _herself_, and since you usually want to do the same, you're a competition she must get rid of! But I have an advice: her source of power seems to be her costume. You had it in your hands once. You shouldn't have given it back. Instead, you should have switched the costumes, giving Cow a fake one, and wearing the real one yourself... Imagine that, a Spanish-speaking SuperRed flying above the city! What a glorious view _that_ would be! Stay hot. Or cool. Or whichever you might prefer. - Jaromir Król ("Jerry King") - P.S. Your site is an example of a very good and skilled use of Hell Text Markup Language. But then, you're a supernatural being (though more than _a_ devil - THE devil is more like it) so you know all that and more. P.S. II What's with this "double name"? Ooohhh, so glad you asked (lie)! "Jerry King" is a loose translation of the real name, that's all. It's more or less similar to the way that the change from Officer Pantsoffsky to Larry Lackapance to Ivan Nopance... etc... takes place. ;-) |
