From: Red Guy
To: all visitors of this site
Subject: If You have any comments, write me some letter and You'll get to this e-hell.


From: Michael Romanczuk

Oooooh.....fetching site you've got here.....
I love what you've done with the e-hell......
Remember when we went to rear admiral school together??!!
Well, i gotta go polish my butt!


From: Wicked Willem

I used pantyhose for makin' coffee, it sucked big time. Now it's back to the drawin' board. And I tried to phone with Slappy Mc Cracken,but I couldn't reach him, because you had to start a pig war.Wasn't cheese enough? And the pants-less copy fairy got smacked by a paperweight.
So,this was my day at work.
How wuz yours


From: Kong Chew Keat
 Dear Red ,
I really felt sorry for you and nearly cried when you were viciously pummeled by that stupid Cow and Chicken cartoon show when you put her mama and dada in a trailer. But I understand you, coz, you were only trying to have fun with them. So I'm giving you a tip now. When that annoying bipedal Cow tries to beat you up, you lung out and kick her vital points.


From: Rebecca Howson
 O Dear Redguy,
you have very funny names, and very good jobs. My favourite name is Mrs Barederriere, and my dads favourite is Ben Panced. My dad always pretends to be you, and it drives me crazy. When Me and my dad go swimming we butt dive into the pool. You need to go in the pool hiney first. Me and my dad made it up. I think you would like to do it in boiling hot lava.(Oh, the humanity.)?
Love from Rebecca Howson (aged 9)


From: Chris Rodgers
 Ohhh ! Admiral, and I do admire your rear ; if only people would see it your way, ISN'T HIND SIGHT A WONDERFUL THING !!! Anyway enough about you , I was just "butt walking to my car" when I thought POOR GUY ! he just wants to be loved, never mind the shirt off your back ; he'll give you the PANTS OFF HIS BUTT !! if he had any. SO WHAT ! about cow and chicken ?, they just don't recognise true tallent when they see it, AND AS FOR I AM Weasel, well when it comes between him and Baboon, Baboon wins ; CHEEKS DOWN ! So vote for "RED" Forever holding the rear, END!!!


From: The Scab Fairy
 Hellllloooooo girls!
Ohhoo superb site I especially like the e-mail address.
Butt suddenly I feel like crying, for it is all over in such a little space of time. Still I supose it's better that C&C leave on a high note rather than going the way Ren and Stimpy did. And they were so wonderfully itchy too.
Well enough about all that. MOM'S GOTTA FLY! As it's well past my bed time, three O nion.
The Scab Fairy


From: Joanna
 I think you and your butt should win a award for best cartoon characters because you and your butt are the best. Or you should just do a flash show nacked and I mean that. How long did it take your butt to get so bladey big like mine. I think one day you should, beat that super cow and maybe kill the chicken. Well cheers.


From: Tjibbe Wubbels
 Hellooo, guess who is heheeeere, it's Uncle Greasybumm, Uncle Breezybum's evil twin. Who would have thought that, you pathetic excuse for girls!!!! Now...... let's get to the point hmmm. That worhtless guy who has tried to dedicate a homepage to my dumm brother is one sick character. I look much better than him. Ask G.G. Allen girls. Oohh my butt is itching gotta gohooo.
Yours sincerely,
Red Greasybumm


From: Anna Harris
 Get of you huge butt and tell your creators to make some more c&c cartoons!!!!!!! that's my absolute favorite cartoon!!! I watch it every single time it's on. I am the greatest 11-year old c & c fan of all time.
And no, "Jerry King" as not the oldest fan. My grandma loves that show!!
Anna Harris


From: Chris Sumpter
 I'm just curious...
WHY DO YOU LIKE MY BOSS SO MUCH? Mmmmm?!! Is it his red butt or do you just like evil things such as me!!!???
You, my minion, have a really awesome page !
You Had better reply to this e mail from e hell.
You have been told what was needed. I am done with you for now.


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