Tape 1: NAME
| #1: | My name is officer Bentzowsky | 79 kB |
| #2: | My name is Mrs.Beaver | 141 kB |
Tape 2: EYES
| #1: | I can't see, I'm visually challenged | 223 kB |
Tape 3: VOICE
| #1: | Ahahahaha | 44 kB |
| #2: | A lot of sick people | 145 kB |
| #3: | Pirate Aaaargh | 346 kB |
| #4: | And action! | 71 kB |
| #5: | Chickenpox, right? | 143 kB |
| #6: | The original is always best | 88 kB |
| #7: | I told u people to leave me alone | 179 kB |
| #8: | Yeeees ? | 65 kB |
| #9: | Aaaaaah uuuuuh | 140 kB |
| #10: | Red Guy singing | 125 kB |
Tape 4: LOSER
| #1: | I'm a failure | 78 kB |
| #2: | This is real bad | 361 kB |
| #3: | That wasn't so bad, this is bad | 250 kB |
Tape 5: LIKES/DISLIKES
| #1: | Thank u, but I'm lactose intolerant | 121 kB |
| #2: | (milking)... This is worse | 157 kB |
| #3: | Oh I hate that SuperCow | 94 kB |
| #4: | I will never, never, never... | 175 kB |
| #5: | Who is SuperCow. Think! | 158 kB |
| #6: | Hmmm, fetching | 72 kB |
Tape 6: MISCELLANEOUS
| #1: | Ding, ding, ding, ding | 186 kB |
| #2: | You're not the blues guy | 122 kB |
| #3: | Spin! Spin the penalty wheel! | 186 kB |
| #4: | Oooh, pantyhose! | 72 kB |
| #5: | This is my lucky day | 91 kB |
| #6: | I don't like it | 62 kB |
| #7: | Hello, it's me ... | 189 kB |
