Former Vice President Dan Quail Started off as a nice enough fellow, but as we were taken deep down into the depths of his stupidity, we have to wonder what went wrong. Well I'm here to tell you.

Project Clone-A-Thon

The alien cloning project, Known in the inner circles of conspirators anonymous as Project Clone-A-Thon started off as the simple exploration (by the aliens) of a technology not yet needed until now. And like most research....the scientists had to make a mistake before they could correct a mistake. The mistake of project clone-a-thon is a man that we know as Former Vice President Dan Quail. The aliens made a clone of the stupidest looking earthling they could capture, and then put the brain of one of their operatives into his(the clones) head. At first everything seemed great. But then after it was too late, and the scientist had already sent their project to earth, they realized their mistake. They had left the brain stem of the slavering moron whose body they chose inside his head. Although this may not seem like much of a problem, it was. They now had an agent of great cunning and loyalty, whose brain was connected to the brain stem of the most utterly idiotic human ever to walk the planet. This transformed the agent into a misfit. He knew how to do things, but they came out all wrong. For example....At a spelling bee, when Dan Quail corrected a little girls supposed spelling error (adding e onto the end of the word potato) what he was really trying to do was say I have an E-Rection....Although this wouldn't have gone over well either, other better examples of the brave genius trapped inside the morons body seem to have slipped my mind. So in conclusion when you see Dan Quail walking down the street, think twice before calling him a stupid pathetic simpleton, he may just come back to haunt you......

 

 

the preceding report is an opinon of a very sick individual, and should not be taken seriously....or should it

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