These are some thing I like to say!!!

"I was here but now I'm gone. Smoked a joint, and stumbled on. 
Those who know me, Know me HIGH. Those who dont can fucking die!"

"Your mind is like a parachute...it works better when you are HIGH"

"May all your BUDS be WEISER"

"A friend with weed is a friend indeed!"

"Life is like a GRAVOL road. Never STRAIGHT always STONED!"

"A dick is like snow. You never know how much or how many inch's you'll get!"

"Thank God its FRYday, its a HIGH day"

"Only Good girls keep diaries. Bad girls dont have the time"

"Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped"

"If you think I am strange you should meet my parents"

"I did'nt loose my virginty. I know exactly who has it!!!!"

"Kids in the back seat cause accidents. And accidents in the back seat cause Kids"

"LAW OF REALITY:Dont get into a fight with ugly people... they have nothing to loose"

"No enterprize is more likely to succeed than the one concealed from
the enemy until it is ripe for excution."

"A Prince who wishes to achive great things must learn to decive"

"Tis better to be feared than loved if you cannot be both"

"A man may die. Nations may rise and fall. But an idea lives on."

"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man
who cannot read them."

"Imagination is more important than knowldge"

"A man who has no imagination was no wings"

"He who laughs. Laughs Last."

"So foul and fair is I day I have not seen"

"Mankind must put an end to war. Or war will put an end to mankind"

"Foegive your enemies. But never forget their names."

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody want to read"

"Its not the size of the dog in the fight. Its the size of fight in the dog."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."