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Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines From Star Wars

 1) "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
 2) "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
 3) "Look at the size of that thing!"
 4) "Sorry about the mess..."
 5) "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
 6) "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
 7) "You've got something jammed in here real good."
 8) "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
 9) "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
 10) "Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"
 

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