THE OPOSSUM AS AN OFFENSIVE WEAPON

WHOA!

Well, boys and girls, it looks like the ol' FBI has done confiscated the contents of my page, here. I reckon widely publicizing the secrets of utilizing the lowly possum agin your enemies ain't permitted these days. I reckon you'll just have to buy it in hardback. No, don't go looking for it down at Barnes & Noble just yet... Catch me out on the road somewhere - I usually have a copy or two stashed in my saddlebags. Or send me a check for a hundred dollars and I'll get one in the mail to ya!

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