A Sample for you to enjoy.
Large scale photographs may not be forthcoming as it is very risky to try and take photographs of Maria. I may end up in hospital as it is when she finds out about this small stamp like picture.
This is a translation into English of typical day to day speek for Maria.
| Maria-Speech | English |
|---|---|
| Bonk Ossis | Horses that pull barges along the canal |
| Giz a bit o Kek | Can i have a cake |
| Two keks to eight | Two cakes to eat |
| Ai yo lot got nufin better to do | Havent you lot got anything better to do |
| Jom your disk in the drive and bog off | Put the disk in the drive and go away |
| Sum barmy bugger cliked on the wrong icon | Someone has selected the wrong icon |
| Yo varmint it day weark | You rat It did not work |
| Yom a barmy bugger | You are mad |
| Ya saft git | You are daft |
| Yo car av one go an boil yor ed | You cannot have one go and boil your head |
| Jom it in / Wang it in | Put it in |
| Nothin for the likes of yon | There is nothing for you |
| Yo car ave one | You cannot have one |
| It ay dun it | It has not done it |
| Cor be coapin with that | I cannot cope with that |
| God that was yonks ago | That was a long time ago |
| Ask the tall geaser | Ask that tall chap |
| Ger out o it | Dont joke with me |
| Eer if i fall over that il bash your ed in | If i fall over that i will hit you |
| Ees got a bog rol to wipe is snoz | He has got a toilet roll to wipe his nose |
| Wat yow doin | What are you doing |
| Jom it up your dangler doofer | Put it up Your **** |
| Car yo do it right | cannot you do to correctly |
| Ge yer ons of mi spons | Get you hands of my money |
| Wersa an wersa | It is not geting any better |
| Oy A sid it | I have not seen it |
| Oyve sid it | I have seen it |
| O bum its brok off | Oh dear it has broken |
| Yow lot get wuser an wuser | You people are geting worse |
| I cud not spit a tanner | I am very thirsty |
| Om dashin about like a bluearsed fly | I am very busy |
| Goo on then jom it in the duufer dangler and bog off | Go on then put it in that thing and go away |
| Is a git a e | He is a git is he not |
| E a real a e | He is not real is he |
| Me ed feels like shaz | My head feels like shit |
| I cud slip a wick | I could sleep for a week |
| Bob an dick | Sick |
| Bostin | Very good |
| Ta mutchly | Thank you |
| Ossis | Horses |
| Its ma Bowinks | It is my dog |
This is Maria's Bowinks "BIXE "
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