If your skin is furry and yellow, and you have grown a tail.

If you believe everyone is identical.

If you protest against anything including dogs, churches, and violet cartoons.

If you believe anything Slick Willy has to say.

If you believe Government can solve all problems like the Spice Girls, Hyperobese People(Soon to be the Spice Girls), and the sun going out in a couple of billion years.

If you dance to Al Gore Paradise.