From "That's No Lady, That's My Spy"
Hogan to Newkirk:"I've always liked you in basic black."
Newkirk:"You don't think I'm gonna let the Frenchman here make the tea, do you? He hasn't got a clue."
Schultz:"Don't they drink tea in France?"
LeBeau haughtily:"We don't drink anything we don't stomp on."
From "To Russia Without Love"
Burkhalter referring to Klink and Schultz:"If I sent you two clowns to the Russian front, I would be shot for treason."
From "Klink for the Defense"
Luftwaffe officer on trial for being a traitor:"Colonel Klink, my brilliant defense counsel is going to make sure that doesn't happen."
Newkirk:"Are you kidding? He'll be lucky if he isn't shot with you."
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