WHAT I, ORANGE JUICE, HATE!!

Well, like many cats I have the things I love and crave but I also have the things I hate!!! There will be a line of stars like this [ * ] at the end of each thing I hate, 1 star is for something I am just annoyed of and 5 stars is for something I would love to tear up with my pointy claws!! Now, lets begin shall we! THINGS I HATE:

I really hate owners who sit there eating there yummy pepperoni pizza right in my face and gobble it all down......not leaving a crumb behind for the cat!! [* * * * *]

The vet, who does he think he is shuving those painful needles in our bottoms!! Does he not think we'll feel the pain, we cats have feeling too!! [ * * * * ]

Flea Collars. I hate those things. I would rather have the fleas than wear those icky things!! And they smell awful!! [ * * * ]

What is the meaning of these litter box's anyways!! Do humans like the fact of picking up clumps of poop in smelly gravel?! Why can't we use the toilets in the house, if they made the hole smaller we might not fall in. [ * * * * ]

Why do owners have to read those stupid useless newspapers and ignore the cat? I am much more interesting and beautiful!! [* *]

Why do owners always expect us cats to catch all of the revolting mice in the house. I have more important things to do, like lay in my sunbeam. hmph!! [ * * * ]


people actually cared about what I hate.

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WE   CAT'S   MAY   BE   SMALL   AND   FLUFFY   BUT   SOME   DAY   WE'LL   RULE   THE   WORLD!!   HA   HA   HA   HA   HA!!

Well, if you are a cat I guess you also have the things you hate in life, like I do!! However, if you are a owner of a cat you might want to keep in mind that us cats do have the things we hate in life so maybe you should be considerate. My owner keeps on taking me to the vet to get those painful needles, ouch!! That's one thing I get annoyed about when it comes to my owner, boy she can be a pain! I hope she does not read this or else I won't get my catnip tonight!! :o(

Like my message says at the top, us cats do have a chance at ruling the world and soon, and I mean soon, we will reach that goal. We may be just little puff balls who eat too much food and sniff too much catnip but I will warn all of you humans out there, we cats are gaining on the revolution of this earth and we will succeed!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

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