Leonardo DiCaprio is now Fat! P-H-A-T that is.

You might have heard, that Leonardo DiCaprio got a little bit "chunkier" since Titanic was filmed. He gained 20 pounds. But nobody stays the same weight there entire life. Why is it such a big deal that he has gained 20 pounds? Because when he is going to be filming his next film 'The Beach', mostly through out the film, he has to prance around in a bathing suit or shorts. On 11/11/98, (his birthday), the director of 'The Beach' called and said "Hey lardo! You are FAT! P-H-A-T that is". Actually I made that up. But you get the point. Leonardo DiCaprio gained all that weight when he had a knee injury. "All that basketball he plays must have done something to that knee", reported Bob Goen on Entertainment Tonight. But Sources say, that that is not the real deal. "We beleive that while Leonardo DiCaprio was on the basketball court, a strange figure jumped from behind a bush wearing a pair of ice skates. He was holding a black bat. The strange figure was the same man who hit Nancy Karigen in the knee. Leo fell to the ground holding hid knee screaming "oh dear, this is not good". The strange dark figure reportedly smacked open Leo's hgurdkfn, and split the fjhsnffcc, chipped of a peice of his kfdkjenfn, and fractured the fkjsbbkdp of the knee. Since Leo had to use these stupid crotches, you know? The ones that go around your elbows and makes you look like a bug, he could not do any of his normal activities. Such as club hopping and flirting with models. So he layed around the house being upset. You know what you do what you are upset. YOU EAT! But Leonardo DiCaprio has to still loose weight and gain some more hair. Actually...I added the gain more hair part, cause I want him to gain more hair. Yes, that'll do.