Q: What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A: You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once!
Q: What's the best way to slow down a drummer?
A: Put sheet music in front of him!
Q: What's the best way to stop a drummer?
A: Put note's on it!
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You only have to plug one of them in before it sucks!
Q: What do you get if you cross a drummer and a gorilla?
A: A really dumb gorilla!!!
"Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer!"
Q: Why are band intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
A: Any longer and they would have to retrain the drummer!
Q: How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
A: You can tell its coming, but you can't do anything about it!
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