I'll Bet He Was Cool

You know every once in a while I shoot the breeze I spend my time I talk about silly things
I like to talk about Jesus Christ, coz I wonder what would happen if he passed you by
Would you be scared? 
Would you believe in him
Or would you bust your asses to get him institutionalised
Well I bet he'd be cool
I bet he'd be damned good looking
I'll bet that he'd smell divine
I'm not talking about Calvin Klein's Obsession
Just one of those people who smell good all the time, there's no reason why
What would he wear?
Would he wear Tom Hillfigger?
Or be Urban Outfitted?
I don't think so
Well I bet he'd like Gaultier
Although you'd never find him in it, I bet he likes Gaultier
Lord I need your protection, spend some time in my direction
I need your protection, spend some time in my direction
Lord I need your protection, spend some time in my direction
You know every once in a while I shoot the breeze I spend my time I talk about silly things
And tonight I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ
Coz I wonder how we'd deal if he just passed you by
Well I bet he'd be a star
Well I bet my Star Wars figures he would be a movie star
A Quentin Tarrentino next big thing prima donna then he'd appear on Opera
But you know what?
I don't think so
But could you imagine him?
Hanging Piccadilly Circus, Time Square, The Walk Of Fame
At Christies he could easily become a regular
But you know what?
I don't think so
I bet my speeder bike he'd turn his back on all of that
Lord I need your protection, spend some time in my direction
I need your protection, spend some time in my direction
Lord I need your protection, spend some time in my direction
Well some people have just got it
You know like standing next to Elvis Presley
But then multiply by felling by one million and you know what I'm talking about
Coz I bet he was cool
Man I bet that cat was so damned good looking baby