What is a Cat? and Are you sure you really want one?

• 22% Purring and Cuddling
• 25% Cuteness
• 3% Bad Breath
• 17% Disrespect for your furniture
• 15% Litter Box Odors
• 75% Easier than a dog
• 25% Vet bills
• Takes up 50% less space than the Sunday paper
• 11% Inappropriate Pee and Poops, sometimes missing the box altogether
• 3% Coughed-up fur balls
• 75% foul smelling canned meals
• 3% Violent attacks on your ankles
• 10% Noisy late night annoyance of neighbors
• 100% Chance of kittens if neutering is neglected
• 10% Adorable antics
• 15% Evil intent
• 2% Scratches that bleed and puff up
• 5% Baby bird atrocities
• .05% Brains
• 10% Chance cat will be criminally insane
• .05% Ear mites
• .05% Fleas
• 57% Naps
  
  
• WILL NEVER LEARN:
  
  
• Tricks
• Vacuum cleaner is not an agent from Hell
• Its own name