To use the curse, put the moonie hater's name before the first 
word in the curse

-may Raye's grandpa look up your skirt
-may you become a full-time volunteer helping Raye's grandpa
-may Melvin fall in love with you, even more than Molly and Serena
combined!
-may you have a daughter like Rini
-may your first boyfriend be Freddy
-may you grow meatballs for hair
-if you ever wear a sailor dress (not like any of the scouts), may
it turn into a sailor scout suit and may people tease YOU for 
being a moonie (see how it feels ya punk!)
-if you ever get a boyfriend, may he dump you after the first date
"Rubeus style"