*H taps watch*
*L rushes in, like Serena did*
H:You're almost as late as Serena
L:Hey, I agreed to be here, didn't I?
H:So, what's it like to be the tallest in the sailor scouts?
L:Nothing special really. It was kind of a pain at first because
none of those boots that Sailor Moon and Sailor Mercury wear fit 
me. That's why I wear mini boots
H:Cool. I hear you're a great cook. Bring me anything to eat?
L:Sure, I brought you some homeade chicken curry
*L gets out a container of chicken curry and gives it to H*
*H opens the container and tastes it*
H:This is terrific! We'll hold a curry cooking contest between you
and Serena some day. I hear hers is very good
*H pulls out audio tape*
H:Can I record Jupiter Thunder onto this tape? Amy and I are doing
a decibel experiment
L:What's the experiment?
H:To see if Jupiter Thunder is louder than Serena's crying
L:I've already done that. The crying is louder
H:Aw, come on
L:Alright....
*L transforms*
L:JUPITER THUNDER CRASH!
*H records sound on tape* 
*L transforms back into earth (non-sailor) form*
H:Thanks Lita
L:No problem
*H searches for data sheet*
H:Amy forgot to leave the data with me. Arggg! Oh well, she'll be 
back for more interviews
L:Any other questions?
H:Just a few more. Why do you compare everyone to your old 
boyfriend?
L:I don't know. It's a reflex of some sort. Every time I see a guy,
I compare him to Freddy
H:Strange. Still got a crush on Moonlight Knight?
L:He died, remember?
H:No he didn't exactly die. Serena told me what happened to him
L:SHE DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DREAM HUNK?!?!?! 
*L storms out the door*
H:Another person stalking Serena.....