-You begin to feel attracted to girls like Serena and Molly. For
girls, you begin to feel attracted to Melvin HIMSELF

-People start calling you dweebmeister

-You get glasses, just to look cool

-Your glasses grow spirals on them (exactly like Melvin's)

-You go around the Internet, looking at Sailor Moon web pages. The
thing is, you STILL can't figure out Serena is Sailor Moon

-You start the International Snail Watching Club

-Every date you go on, you always have a prune shake with two 
straws

-You think your girlfriend/boyfriend is weird because he/she 
doesn't like coconut friend shrimp

-All your jokes come from the Internet

-You think pocket protectors are the coolest

-You can't get a date, not even on the Interent!

-Strangely, your boyfriend/girlfriend keeps getting his/her energy
zapped

-You don't wear anything but black, except when your
boyfriend/girlfriend dressed you up like a girl (if you're a girl,
dressed in something really tacky and not black)

-Your phone greeting is "Hidey-Ho!" (from Sailor M)