(The next day at the Ginza.)
(Lita is walking around the mall when she sees Brian and AJ.)
LITA-(Thinking) Hey, those are two of the new students. I might as well say hi.
BRIAN-AJ, are you sure this is the perfect place to find a group of girls?
AJ-Trust me. Besides, I wanted to check out these things humans like called CDs.
(He holds up a KoRn CD.)
BRIAN-Geez, they can't spell either.
NOTE-This was written before KoRn frontman Jonathan Davis said he liked NKOTB better than BSB. This is now considered revenge. Heh heh heh.
LITA-Hi! I'm Lita. I go to your school.
BRIAN-Hi, I'm Brian. I've seen you around.
LITA-Your friend sure doesn't say much.
BRIAN-He's kinda shy.
LITA-That's ok. You guys wanna go to the arcade?
BRIAN-Um, yeah. (Thinking) She's cute. Even if she is a Sailor Scout, I don't want to hurt her.
LITA-(Thinking) He reminds me of my old boyfriend. No, he's cuter because that jerk dumped me.
BRIAN-AJ, you wanna join us?
AJ-No, I have more IMPORTANT things to do.
BRIAN-Oh well. Seeya!
(They leave.)
AJ-I'd better keep an eye on him before he turns against us.
(Amy and Serena are in the park studying when Melvin comes up to them.)
MELVIN-Hey girls! You wouldn't believe what happened last night! There was this mummy stalking young girls, but it was zapped by Sailor Jupiter! Did you see it?
SERENA-Erm, are you sure you haven't been watching too much Sci-Fi Channel, Melvin?
AMY-I didn't read the paper today, so I wouldn't know.
MELVIN-Well, I've gotta meet Molly. We were supposed to see the new monster movie down at the Cinemark. Is it any good?
SERENA-Yeah, but don't get too scared.
AMY-(Thinking) This from a girl who spent half the movie in the ladies room!
MELVIN-Me, scared? I'm MELVIN, the bravest guy in Juban!
(He leaves.)
AMY-Do you think he was dropped on his head when he was little?
SERENA-With Melvin, it's hard to tell.
(The girls hear a scream from across the park. Rush by Depeche Mode plays in the background. Hyde is attacking an innocent girl.)
ANY-WHAT IS THAT?
SERENA-I don't know, but we'd better find out!
AMY-MERCURY MONSTER HUNTER MAGIC!
SERENA-MOON MONSTER HUNTER MAGIC!
(The girls change into Sailor Scouts.)
(Hyde is grabbing the victim by the throat, about to lunge the butcher knife into her chest.)
HYDE-Now dear, you'll have to tell me where the Sailor Scouts are or I'll be forced to give you a checkup.
SAILOR MOON-Threatening to kill innocent girls? That's a violation of the hypocratic oath, good doctor. And this is a patient who won't stand for it. I am Sailor Moon!
SAILOR MERCURY-And on behalf of Mercury, I will see to it that you won't get away!
HYDE-Pretty words for pretty girls. Would you like to meet my assistants?
(He throws a berange of rats at the two Scouts.)
SAILOR MOON-MOON LOVE SABER ACTIVATE!
(She fries rat carcasses left and right.)
HYDE-You'll pay dearly, girls!
SAILOR MERCURY-Not until we find out the truth! TRUTH GUN SPLASH!
(She fires the water gun at him and he drops to his knees.)
SAILOR MERCURY-Why are you attacking Earth?
HYDE-We're doing it so Dimension Noir will spread out to the galaxy. The Dark Masters shall triumph!
(He disappears. The girls change back and look up at the moon.)
SERENA-Do you think they'll ever show up again?
AMY-I don't know, but we have to watch our backs.
End of Episode 2-Moonlight Carries the Message of Love!