SMMH Episode 4
SMMH Episode 4-"Gentleman's Battle! The Fight Over Serena's Heart."



(Serena's room. Serena is getting ready for a date with Darien.)

LUNA-You're going on ANOTHER date? Don't you have homework to do?

SERENA-Hey, I hardly get to see him. Besides, I almost lost him.

LUNA-Oh no, you aren't going to make me do your homework again, are you?

SERENA-No. Don't wait up!

(She leaves.)

LUNA-If only she cared this much about fighting the Dark Masters!

(Back in Dimension Noir.....)

RAMSES-Well, it seems that this "Love" could be of some use to us.

HYDE-How do you mean?

RAMSES-The Sailors didn't fight us because they said they fell for Stalker and Alucard. If we can distract them by falling for them, they'll be off guard and we can kill them.

STALKER-But my feelings are real. I can't do that to her.

RAMSES-Who said you were going to do it? I was going to find out who Sailor Moon is, ask her out. and -BOOM!- kill her.

ILLUSION-I enjoy your twisted little schemes, leader.

ALUCARD-Why not send me? I always get the girl.

RAMSES-Yes, and then you'll stand idly by when she approaches you in a mini-skirt and cleavage. Face it, you can't fight against anything that looks like a supermodel!

ALUCARD-Fine. I'll go and figure out my own attack.

(He leaves in a swarm of bats.)

HYDE-We'll be waiting by for the first attack. Good luck.

RAMSES-I don't need luck. I already have it.

(Back in normal time, Serena is outside at school, eating lunch with Mina.)

SERENA-Darien is so sweet! Last night, he took me out to an Italian restaurant!

MINA-So, what did you order? The spaghetti and meatballs?

(A teardrop appears over her head. Nick comes towards Serena, with a boquet of flowers.)

NICK-Serena, I've been looking for you. I was wondering if you were busy on Friday night.

SERENA-Well, Darien and I are going to an art gallery that evening-Wait, are you asking me out? Well, the answer is no. Darien wouldn't like it.


NICK-Who is this Darien? Your older brother?

SERENA-NO! He's my boyfriend!

NICK-(Thinking) I hit a snag in my plan.

MINA-Erm, Nick, do you know if Howie is busy on Friday night?

(Nick storms off.)

MINA-Well, SAME TO YOU, BUDDY!

NICK-(Thinking) Well, this girl's going to get the suprise of her life at that art gallery. And Darien's going to wish he never met her.

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

(Darien and Serena are walking down the street to the gallery.)

SERENA-You wouldn't believe what happened the other day. This guy at my school asked me out! And when I told him about you, he assumed you were my older brother!

DARIEN-He must really be into you! Well, it's too bad for him, because I got you first. We were destined to be together.

SERENA-Oh Darien.

(She holds him tighter. They walk into the gallery, but they don't notice that Nick is in the crowd.)

NICK-(Thinking) That's Darien? He doesn't look so tough. All I have to do is wait for the right moment.

SERENA-Hmm, where should we start first? Oh no!

DARIEN-What's wrong?

SERENA-Nick's here.

NICK-Hello, Serena, Darien. Funny running into you here.

SERENA-Can't you take no for an answer? I said I was already taken.

NICK-Fine, but what does he have that I don't?

SERENA-ME! Goodbye!

(They walk off and leave him by himself.)

NICK-I can't take it anymore! I have to do something now! Annubis, return me to my real form!

(A transformation sequence begins as the room grows dark and bandages wrap around him. He breaks free and reverts back to Ramses.)

SERENA-Did you hear that?

DARIEN-It could be trouble.


SERENA-MOON MONSTER HUNTER MAGIC!

(She changes into Sailor Moon, and he turns into Tuxedo Mask.)

SAILOR MOON-STOP! In the name of the moon! Where are you?

RAMSES-I'm right here, Miss Moon. And who is this guy? David Copperfield?

TUXEDO MASK-I am Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Moon's beloved partner in heroics!

SAILOR MOON-In the name of true love, I will punish you!

RAMSES-Step aside Sailor girl, I have something to settle with this Tuxedo guy.

(He raises his sickle and runs for Tuxedo Mask.)

SAILOR MOON-NO!

(She runs in front of Tuxedo Mask and pushes him down. Ramses looks up to see he cut off the head of a statue.)

RAMSES-Dammit!

SAILOR MOON-You can threaten us all you want, but you'll never tear us apart!

RAMSES-This is a lost cause. I will return. And next time, you won't have this Masked Moron around!

(He disappears.)

TUXEDO MASK-He seemed so familiar. Who do you think he is?

SAILOR MOON-Well, I know he's not the forgiving type.

(Back in Serena's room, Heroes by the Wallflowers plays as Serena sits on her bed with Luna.)

SERENA-Luna, do you think we know the Dark Masters as something else?

LUNA-It could be possible. Remember Alan and Ann? They had us fooled disguised as humans.

SERENA-Yeah, but one thing is certain-They'll never tear Darien and I apart.

(She looks at a photo of her and Darien and smiles.)

End of Episode 4-Moonlight Carries the Message of Love!

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