Bridgewater, MA-Bridgewater State Hospital's newest patient, Walter Reebles, has been loudly and frequently wondering when Bob Hope will die. "This man has been around for 96 years, four months, two weeks, and two days. He's not on televison, anymore, so what gives?! The suspense is killing me." Reebles' doctors, who have diagnosed their patient as being obsessive/compulsive, say that he also has wondered aloud when Dale Gribble, a cartoon character on Fox's King of the Hill, will contract cancer. "I mean, the guy works with carcinogenic pesticides, he smokes more than a smoldering pile of baby shit and the guy already looks half dead- That's kinda like poking the sleeping bear with a sharp stick, wouldn't you say?!" Mr. Reebles then asked The Daily Tabloid how old North Carolina Senator Strom Thurmond is.