Eva quotes

Quotes from the series

Asuka:
"What are you, stupid?!"
"Hey Shinji, you idiot."
"Look, If I warm up my breasts with my hands, do you think they'll get bigger or smaller?"
"What in the hell are you talking about?!?"
"I know you tried to kiss me while I was sleeping!"
"Hey Shinji! Wanna kiss me? I got nothin else to do."
"Blaaa! I should never kiss to pass time!"
"That's your viewing fee. Quite a bargain, nichts?"
"Dumkoph!"
"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!"
"Weren't you going to punish him?"
"I feel sick..."
"AH! I didn't mean to get THAT up, you pervert!!"
"EW! Don't point it at me!!"
"If you dare look up my dress, I swear I'm going to kill you."

Shinji:
"Why won't it work??"
"You're just a kid your self."
"I don't know! I don't think about things like that!"
"I'll do it! I'll pilot it!"
"Snacks...food...and 50 gallons of...beer!"
"I said that's beside the point, damnit!"
"A new kid, huh? I hope she has a cute butt."

Rei:
"I wonder, do you just pilot Eva for the praise of others?"
"Oh, CRAP! I am so late!"
"If I die, I can be replaced."
"It smells like Ikari."
"Hey! You were the kid staring at my panties!"
"Have you been riding Shinji's balogna pony?!?"
"Who are you and why are you defending him??"

Misato:
"Don't bullsh*t me, Kaji."
"Hey, Shinji! Can you toss us your body shampoo??"
"Cut it out, you're acting like children."
"Oh, shut up!"
"You're looking at Rei's picture, aren't you?"
"But I love to embarrass you, Shinji, you go so ballistic."
"They're going to use an N2 mine! Get down!"
"Are you saying I'm lazy?"

Story Summary: The year is 2015, as the remnants of the human race cower in subterranean cities, a deadly war is
being waged for what is left of the planet, and humankind's fate. On one side are the mysterious
beings known only as Angels; on the other, the special agency NERV and mankind's last hope, the
awe-inspiring Evangelions. Piloted by a special team of young warriors, these giant bio-mechanical
humanoids are the only thing that can withstand the force of the Angels' defense fields long enough
for the pilots to to tackle the massive invaders themselves in close hand to hand combat! With the
lives of every living thing on the planet and the pilot's souls at stake, these few youngsters must reach
deep inside themselves to find the strength and courage necessary to meet the angels head on in a
desperate attempt to save mankind. At the same time, NERV struggles to pierce the veil of mystery
surrounding the enigmatic angels. Why was Earth attacked? And why were the only
Evangelion-qualified pilots born exactly nine months after half the human race was massacred in
Second Impact? Mankind's last battle has begun.

Second Impact? 15 years earlier a research team working in the antarctic had discovered something. A life form. Nicknamed Adam and deemed an Angel, they began to study it. Right in the middle of the researching the Angel, for no apparent reason, exploded, causing world catastrophe. Half the human race was killed, the antarctica melted, rising oceans, and the ecological system was thrown off. 15 years later, now, the present, the Earth is once again seiged by these mysterious Angels...