Safety First Guarantee

Eight of these cases have been appealed to the Supreme Court of the United States and found to be binding to both parties named herein.


······THIS CERTIFIES, that the undersigned female about to enjoy sexual intercourse with....................... am above the lawful age of consent, am in my right mind and not under the influence of any drug or narcotic. Neither does he have to use any force, threats or promises to influence me.


······I am in no fear of him whatever, do not expect or want to marry him, don't know whether he is married or not, and don't give a damn; I am not asleep or drunk, and am entering into this relationship with him because I love it and want it as much as he does and if I receive the satisfaction I expect, I am willing for an early return engagement. Furthermore, I agree never to appear as a witness against him or prosecute under Mann White Slave Act.


····· SIGNED... before jumping into bed,
this .... day of ................, 19....
BY.......................................


Approved by 1195 able Lawyers and 96 Judges in Penna. Every man should carry one.

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