I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her There was the girl on the social page, lookin' in love and all engaged We decided she don't take a very good picture CHORUS: It may be my familys' of a redneck nature Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger But I don't like her She may be an angel who spends all winter Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner But I really hate her - I'll think of a reason later I drew horns and blacked out a tooth with a marker Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target I couldn't be happier on my own but I've got the slightest of a jealous bone Seein' her with him tends to enlarge it (Chorus) Inside her head may lay all the answers To curin' diseases from baldness to cancer The salt of the earth and a real good dancer But I really hate her - I'll think of a reason later Well, it was just one tooth... Did I mention I don't particularly care for her?