The Big Leak

Back in November of 1986, Vancouver was into the middle of winter weather. Rain was coming down in droves. It was so heavy at times that the windshield wipers on high speed could not clear it. This went on, as usual, for days at a time.

Police Headquarters at 312 Main Street, is an old building. Somebody in their infinite wisdom years ago, gave the building a flat roof with a retaining wall around the edge. This gave the building roof the appearance of a swimming pool when it rained. An even stranger piece of wisdom had pipes installed to allow water to drain off the roof, but had those same pipes running through the building.

After years of handling all of this water, the pipes had become badly corroded, but because they were concealed behind the walls, nobody was aware of it. On this particular night, with monsoon like rains, the strain became too much for the downpipes and they broke. With nowhere to go, the water began too gather at various points throughout the building. In behind walls, in ceilings, everywhere.

The first indication of trouble was a damp spot in the corner of one office. Inspector Pat Laughy's. Shortly after, one of the drywall nails let go and it produced quite a fountain effect with all that pressure behind it. Well before you could turn around, walls and ceilings everywhere were releasing all this pent up pressure. There was water everywhere. Computers were being soaked, reports were getting drowned, the whole building it seemed was in danger of being washed away.

When the ceiling in the front counter let go, it was as if Niagra Falls had been rerouted through the lobby. It was quite a sight. George Goodall was the Corporal in charge at the front counter that evening, and he did a valiant job in trying to rescue equipment, reports and arrange evacuation of affected offices. The Fire Department pitched in too, sending crews over to help stem the flow of water.

There was a lot of damage done that night, but it could have been a lot worse. There was even a funny side to this whole story, as I tried to convey in this poem. Denny Boyd a columnist for the Vancouver Sun must have thought so too. He got a copy of the poem from a bulletin board and published in his column. My thanks to him for my first "real" published effort.

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