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The Terror Twins

Staff Sergeant Andy Nimmo, will soon be catching hell,

Because a prank, he tried to pull, ended not too well.

Al Grandia was "standing six", as Andy did the deed,

They had to do it quickly, it called for lots of speed.

Nimble Fingers Nimmo, pulled the hubcaps out,

If anyone should show up, Al would give a shout.

The coast is clear, he whispered, to Andy out the back,

No one else is looking, commence with your attack.

Things proceeded smoothly, everything in place,

When suddenly Al spotted, a familiar looking face.

Bill Marshall who was supposed to be, the victim of the joke,

Was watching from the window, when Andy quickly spoke.

The pressure in these tires here, appears to be alright,

I'll put these hubcaps back on, making sure that they are tight.

So now we have new nicknames, for Al and Andy too,

And with this page of poetry, I now present to you.

Nimble Fingers Nimmo, and his trusty faithful friend,

Eagle Eyes Al Grandia, they will be known to the end.

Striking fear into the hearts, of merely mortal men,

Who knows when or where, the pair will strike again.

So if you are the victim, and don't know who to blame,

Just think about these Terror Twins, and how they got their name.

And if you wish to copy them, take a word of my advice,

Leave the bosses car alone, or you may pay the price.

PC 664 T.J. Gowdyk 87-05-21 (41)