Piss 'N Boots
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Now Adrian DeJong, I'm told, was victimized one night,
 While sleeping on the sixth floor, he saw the strangest sight.
 He awakened to the sound of, shuffling and such,
 The smell of matches in the air, this really was too much.
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He rolled and looked out by the door, to see what he could see,
 And spotted Thomas Mason, standing naked as can be.
 What could this man be doing, thought Adrian to himself?
 Is this guy a policeman, or just a naked elf?
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Now Mason was intoxicated, from a few too many beer,
 The effect upon his bladder, to everyone is clear.
 So Mason started searching, for the doorway to the hall,
 But could not find it, to get out, to answer nature's call.
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So this enterprising drinker, would now risk life and limb,
 He grabbed a boot of Adrian's, and filled it to the brim. 
Then set it by the doorway, that he was searching for,
 And then went back to looking for, that infernal door. 
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Adrian came wide awake, he had to stop the noise,
 Maybe he could save some sleep, for the other snoozing boys.
 He got slowly out of bed, and went to help the lad,
 When his boot came into view, he started getting mad. 
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But when he picked the boot up, he found it was half filled, 
With a strangely golden liquid, which through the seams now spilled.
 The boot was leaking badly, like the Exxon ship Valdez,
 Only this was not an oil spill, upon the stormy seas. 
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Adrian just hit the roof, he was ready for a kill,
 For who would now clean up his boot, and the liquid from the spill?
 That drunken Tommy Mason, went quickly back to bed,
 So Adrian the Terrible, might not kill him dead. 
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PC 664 T.J. Gowdyk  89­04­07  (62)

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