Chopper Val

Just a few short days ago, the "Axeman" gained his fame,

Now another Sergeant has, signed on to play his game.

Val Harrison was working Three Bravo Fifty One,

When she came into Cambie Street, there began the fun.

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Another car in front of her, through the portal passed,

And made it through in safety, not going very fast.

Now Val was finished with her day, just a little late,

She punched her card into the slot, and opened up the gate.

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Inspector Doern, up above, just finished for the day,

Was getting set to head on out, tonight he would not stay.

When all at once there came a crash, the building fairly shook,

He ran downstairs quite rapidly, his radio he took.

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There he found the entry gate, a bent and twisted mass,

Investigations would be done, he would have somebody's ass.

Assuming this a Hit and Run, Ident. was on the way,

Paint samples to be taken, they could not get away.

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Val came trudging up the ramp, her look was quite forlorn,

For lying there beside her, a light bar bent and torn.

One that only recently, was welded right on top,

Of a brand new Crown Victoria, just in from the shop.

It seems that when she made her move, to get the car inside,

The gate was not quite open, peeled the top right off her ride.

The fleet will never be the same, with Axel and his pal.

So, in addition to the "Axeman", we now have "Chopper" Val,

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PC 664 T.J. Gowdyk 95-02-10 (119)