| "Women are Wonderful!" |
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Everyday I give thanks to the goddess I have two mounds upon my boddice I shave my legs, I sit down to pee I can justify any shopping spree Not to a barber, but a beauty salon Can get a massage without a hard on |
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Can balance the checkbook Pump my own gas Can talk to my friend's about the size of my ass I always save money by using coupons Can admit to others when i'm wrong |
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Don't drive in circles at any cost So I don't have to admit when I am lost Don't act like i'm in a timed marathon everytime I go to the john |
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Let me tell you men, Listen to me boys, Thoes things in your pants that you treat as toys, You love them more than we ever will, We would rather suck on a cold pickled dill |
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I spend two hours preparing for a date Only to find you're two hours late I don't watch movies with lot's of gore Don't need instant replay to remember the score |
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I won't loose my hair I don't get jock itch And just cause i'm assertive Don't call me a bitch! |
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I don't wear the same underwear everyday The food in my fridge has no sign of decay I don't go to sears To look at the tools I don't cheat at poker, I follow the rules |
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I don't smoke cigars Don't pay for drinks at bars I don't punch my friends to say hi And it's OK for me to cry |
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Now all you men Think that you're "IT", But compared to a woman You just aint SHIT!! |